🛡 Chonky show-off! 🛡

:shield: Let’s see them! Your slow, immovable, indestructible walls of chonkiness :shield:

:shield: Real chonks are heavy armored, so their Def and/or Res stat should be at least 40 :shield:
:shield: Real chonks move menacingly slow, so they don’t need a Spd stat beyond 25 :shield:





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Under 20 SPD?

Then I only have 4. Everything else is 21+, including my B!Edelgard.




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oh hell yeah, another thread to show my V!Ike—

:fgo_seiba:

then it’s Hector time :feh_hector:


Waiting for his refine:

And this one will likely get merges soon, and an updated build once I get the fodder:


thinking something with seahorse axe+ unless I somehow get my hands on a QR4/Arcane Downfall

And here is V!Ike anyway even though he’s too fast to be a chonk by this thread’s criteria lol

edit: I just noticed that the Hectors are too fast for the criteria but shhhhh

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I’d love to join but don’t have a single armour I use who meets your conditions. Even 5 year old, +Def +3 Winter Tharja is up at 22 speed.

Got some lying about gathering dust that do so picture a +Atk -HP F!Rhea, +Atk -Res Dedue and some other chaff.

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Tanks are typically my strong point

The true monster house of tanking

Her tanking mostly comes from PP healing on Bonfires

Can’t pass up on showing OG Oboro

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:shield: 25 base Spd has been declared chonky enough :shield:

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EDIT: I can work with 25.

Now, if I raise your SPD cap to 30? THEN I have some units to show off..











And some I don’t use (Idunn).

Didn’t realize that my Effire was so close to +10. I do have a spare Quiang. I could finish her, revamp her. Make her dangerous again.

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My beloved :heart:

I wish she wasn’t rendered irrelevant thanks to Hardy Fighter but I still love her

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Does a base Spd of 26 counts?

How can people talk about chonk and not mention the OG chonky man and still undisputed HP king :feh_ardenwoke:


Also don’t care about that spd thing, because shout-out to my old Gwendolyn. She may not see much use these days but she served me well back in the day.

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I mean they said base stat of 25… Gweny has a base 24 Spd

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I raised the cap from 20, so @Galaxia9 could join the party :shield:

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Yeah, it was 20 at first

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The very original build of the very rare and never built F!El. Showed up 9 times when I was searching for 4 merges of Eir and while she’s destructive I’d love to exchange her for orbs.

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These are my chonkiest girls and boy right now. Hopefully Nagi will be added when she gets a refine.

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:shield: That is hereby declared unacceptable; real chonks of culture refuse such hasty behaviour :shield:

25 Spd puts one of my used armours in range.

I know, a bladetome in this day and age but it still works. If I could merge her I would and then go Arcane Eclipse.

And if the cap increased another 5...

Would love it if my daughter gets a HoF rerun for another merge and updated skills.

Surprised that V!Lissa and Effie would still be too fast at 31 and 32 speed.

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One chonky wall, can survive Formortiis and also can heal an average of 50% of her HP every Aether she pulls out.

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Sucks I can’t go past 25… rules out the Microwave

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I know it sounds oxhymoronic, but the speed contributes to the chonkiness by activating wyvern flight :fgo_seiba:


With all the conditions active the enemy gets -11 atk, arcane lance gives +5 def so it’s effectively +15 def and res

He meets all the criteria at least

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