Dear 3H banner

■■■■ you.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Aight this one is more reasonable. Hope you can break that, you got time.

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RIP 140 orbs :catcry:
Hopefully that breaks soon for you! :feh_hridexcited:

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I’m seeing all these terrible rates on Gp with this banner and I haven’t summoned yet outside of my free summon…oh man I hope I fair well after I’m done with the LB :sweat_smile:

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i just really want my bernie

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At this point any shit would do for me, any 5 star really…


Hope you get Bernie soon :slight_smile:

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you summon

from the depths of the gateway to another world

you can hear the voice

you can hear him

…“I am ferdinand von aegir”

5 star edition

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I would gladly take it honestly, after spending só much orbs I just want something :sweat:
Try eating Cake while you summon, maybe it Will attract Bernie out of her Room :joy:

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you might be happier if you dont crack it.
keep your orbs in your pocket.

this banner seems cursed.

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but
but
but bernie

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I am not exaggerating here, Bernie is who I started after.
I have spent over 200 orbs acquiring one single Bernie. (my original savings, plus the money my friend convinced me to spend at the bar one night).

an unmerged unit to me might as well be a 4-star Matilda. its a one-off that will see action because I’m desperate or because I just really want it to be better than it is. Her fodder is good though…

…if I ever bring myself to be that monster.

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did I heard perhaps 5 STAR THEA/PYTHON/RATH

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5* mercedes, take it or leave it

Rath got demoted straight to the 3/4* pool thankfully :feh_bartre:

The other two will follow suit in a few weeks. Till then though :catroll: not that I’d mind a 5* Thea

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Someone hold me, I will not be merging my second Lysithea because that fodder is kinda amazing.

Lys will just have to be +res/ -hp until she hits the regular 5* pool

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Please, I just want Times Pulse. Then I’m going to move to getting Sturdy Stance 3. Or continue to get Ferdinands. He is at +4 with an extra merge waiting.

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Heh. You should have seen my quest for Ferdinand and Annette.

Do note that this came after I got pitied by off focus units FOUR TIMES. INCLUDING A FREAKING -ATK PYTHON. Thankfully Annette broke this rate…but using 500+ Orbs before getting a single 5 Star focus unit is not an experience I wish to repeat.

If Ferdinand was not a 4 Star Focus and repeatedly relieved me from all the green and blue trash, I would have been even more upset.

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Oooh boi. 109 orbs into this banner and all I got was…Drumrolls

a ■■■■■■■ Rhajat.

EDIT: oh and Pain. Lots and lots of pAin.

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hey, you got a rally.

i gave that to my merric, wasnt as bad as me getting a siegbert.

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least uplifting TED talk of all time

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