Welcome new employees, to your new position at Amazones.com! The most reliable and expedient delivery service in the Servantverse and beyond!
To kick off introductions, we first have our glorious muscle bound CEO. She’s guaranteed to make sure all packages are delivered come hell or high water and no single enemy (especially Greek male ones) can stand in her way.
Next we have…well she’s normally more of a customer than a coworker, but while she has decided to work with us she provides amazing paper transportation and support the likes of which are only rivaled by hypothetical purple Norse goddesses!
Last, but absolutely not least, we have the head of our bea-er…cosmetics department! She’s
the best the perfect really good at clearing out large swathes of obstacles between her and making sure the galaxy is lookin its best!
Our CEO will always be available to help, though our other two employees may either work together or switch off depending on the day.
Well then, best of luck!