After months of waiting, the people of Fuyuki finally got ready for the first night of the killing game they had
unwillingly gotten themselves into. However, before anything else even occurred, Hugh Hefner decided they were gonna be that bitch and steal the limelight, immediately activating their Noble Phantasm – Bright Ehangwen – and conjured their grand casino: the Playboy Mansion. For the grand opening, they invited @belluchi to participate but unfortunately, they were nowhere to be found. With that, Hugh Hefner decided to take the liberty of inviting their own personal guests in theShining Radiance, Enduring Champion, and Carefree Soul to have a little fun. To test the waters, Hugh Hefner decided they wanted to keep it simple and guess how many fingers each of their guests would hold behind their backs. The Shining Radiance was feeling in the mood for a light fisting so they held 5 fingers, though Hugh Hefner guessed wrong, and the Carefree Soul didn’t really care so they held 4, but the host got it wrong again; however, before Hugh Hefner could even turn towards the last guest, the Enduring Champion was nowhere to be seen as they just weren’t down to clown.
While these hoes were having fun at the Playboy Mansion, however, the rest of the town wasn’t quite so cheerful. A Couch Potato was seen minding their own business in the comfort of their own home
like a lazy bitch when they suddenly, a Masterful Duelist burst in to assert dominance. The Madam of the House quickly rushed in to provide advice to the Couch Potato and then yeeted the hell out of there, but the Masterful Duelist gave no fucks and unleashed their Noble Phantasm, Curruid Coinchenn, on the Couch Potato, instantly killing them with a powerful strike despite their best efforts to Dodge and flee! Moments later, a group of townspeople came rushing in to provide assistance, only to find themselves too late upon seeing the Couch Potato’s mangled body. However, a ??? decided to be a bit nasty and Attacked the Couch Potato again for good measure, dealing some overkill.
The town went quiet for a while after that but feeling a bit frisky, a Wayward One wander about until they met up with a Mercenary and provided them some motivation with a quickie at the park. A Student of Life was also seen “refreshing” themselves nearby, until Mr. Worldwide showed up and pumped the Student up while also motivating themselves. A Purest Beauty happened to be walking past the two around then and seemingly catching their eye, Mr. Worldwide gave the good stuff to the Beauty as well; the Purest Beauty then compensated them with their healing hands. Not one to pass up a good time, a Carefree Soul appeared and gave Mr. Worldwide the good stuff. Having had enough fun for one night, Mr. Worldwide attempted to go about the rest of their night when a Masterful Duelist peeped in and Blocked them.
Another passing crowd came by later on, with a Just Maiden, but Not Just a Maiden motivating a Righteous Blossom. Totally Not Bell was also seen making a move on Caught in a Bad Romance and the Purest Beauty who stuck around for some reason, with the Shining Radiance also taking a stab at Caught in a Bad Romance with their smoove moves. An Impassioned Hero was seemingly a bit pent up as they gave both a Realest Queen Around and That’s So Raven a good time simultaneously; however, That’s So Raven was cautiously looking over themselves and suddenly Attacked the Impassioned Hero, Wounding them. The Madam of the House was noted to have briefly been seen with a Pioneer of Tomorrow, offering them advice. Lastly, an Inspiring Leader shared a bottle of Coke Zero with the Just Maiden, but Not Just a Maiden to pump them up and not feeling satisfied, the Righteous Blossom “refreshed” themselves as well.
However, not everyone got lucky this night, as a Dangerous Liaison approached the Inspiring Leader with a look of motivation, but
Kojiro Truck-kun suddenly came barreling in and stopped the Dangerous Liaison! Perhaps feeling a bit bad for them, a Wayward One stepped up to the Dangerous Liaison and compensated them with some words of motivation. Horny Energy for Days (who surprisingly was not involved with the previous group of hornies) swooped in to Attack the Wayward One but they Dodged it; the Wayward One didn’t see a Sloppy Bitch coming behind them, though, who Attacked and Wounded them with a quick strike. In addition, a Swift Strike decided to be a bit of masochist and Attacked themselves, though they Dodged it effortlessly. Caught in a Bad Romance decided to follow suit and Attacked themselves as well, but strangely Healed themselves when the Attack landed; a Lovely Disciple Healed Caught in a Bad Romance as well for good measure.
A hot minute later, the Purest Beauty was seen relaxing on their own in a rather dark area of the town, with a Pioneer of Tomorrow and True Warrior quickly joining them. In an attempt to be nice, the two stepped forward to provide the Purest Beauty with some protecc but each of their Protects unexpectedly Wounded them – however, the Beauty remained rather unfazed from that. A Righteous Blossom stepped in to Attack the Purest Beauty, but Wyandotte Jr. stepped in and Protected against this. Wanting to be cautious after this, though, the Purest Beauty put their healing hands on themselves and regained composure momentarily. An Attention Whore suddenly appeared and tried taunting the Purest Beauty, an Enduring Champion tried Blocking this and failed but That’s So Raven had predicted this and prevented the whore from doing anything. The Attention ■■■■■ then directed their attention at the Enduring Champion and Attacked them, but this time the Champion’s Block worked leading them to congratulate themselves with a self-succ. As if enough hadn’t just happened, a ??? suddenly appeared and Attacked the Attention Whore, Wounding them massively with a powerful blow.
Once again, shit went quiet but someone eventually started the noise back up again, with this time the Realest Queen Around being the source. The Queen approached a Big Shot and quickly lunged to Attack them, but Mr. Worldwide stepped in to Protect against this. After this, the Realest Queen Around turned around and began retreating when a strange aura began debilitating them. Sensing an opportunity, a Mercenary appeared and Attacked the Queen, with an Inspiring Leader attempting to Protect against this, but the Mercenary Pierced through it and Wounded the Queen! A Masterful Duelist also showed up to deal two powerful Attacks on the Realest Queen Around, ultimately killing them, and a Reckless Abandon came to deal some overkill damage afterward.
Meanwhile, That’s So Raven was making their way home after an interesting evening when they suddenly keeled over in pain, having suffered a massive Wound out of nowhere! They were nearly brought to the brink of death but Totally Not Bell showed up just in time and activated their Noble Phantasm, Gate of Skye, enveloping themselves and That’s So Raven in a soothing light that allowed them to hold on. The Madam of the House then showed up and Healed That’s So Raven, as well as provided them with some useful advice.
As the night was drawing near its end, a Shining Radiance was seen storing their energy and meditating while they waited for the sun to rise. During all of this, a Metalbender was working on a private project and ended up finishing it just in time, handing it to the Righteous Blossom immediately after completing it.
@Grim3xus, a member of the Town, has been Killed.
@Insert-name, a member of the Town, has been Killed.