FGO Mafia [R8] - Night Story & Lynch Thread

This post is where I will update the story (night phase, where everyone kills each other).

This thread is strictly for lynching - unrelated posts will be deleted.

After each story, there will usually be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time - when the poll closes, that’s the final tally. A successful lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player - this may or may not kill a Town character, and will heavily damage a Mafia character.

For Day 1, please submit your night actions before the day phase concludes.

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Please stay active to keep the game flowing.

Lynching

Multiple polls since we have too many surviving players. You may only Vote once. There is an option for you to cancel your vote.

12 votes are needed for a lynch.

7 Likes

Hello everyone :fgo_medeagrin: Just a quick reminder that this first day phase ends at 2021-01-26T18:00:00Z so make sure to get any last-minute discussion while you still can! Since this is the first day, your actions will be due by then as well – so if you already have them figured out, please remember to submit!

That’s all, happy hunting :fgo_medealove:

Fuyuki Residents
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @ACExDiscostu93
  23. @Zero-Ordered-1
14 Likes

Day 1 has ended in No Lynch.

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The day phase has now concluded so no more discussion about the game, please and thank you. For those of you who still haven’t submitted (you know who you are :feh_felixperish:), you still have a small window of time but pls :catroll: – and if you’re literally not going to do anything, say that in your DM.

Anyway, hope to see you guys soon with the first Night story :fgo_medeagrin:

Potential Victims
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @ACExDiscostu93
  23. @Zero-Ordered-1
11 Likes

Night 1

Story

Hello there, residents of Fuyuki, welcome to the very long-overdue start of Gamepress’s own Holy Grail War! With everyone keeping their eye on the prize, even COVID-19 couldn’t stop the (planned) murder afoot – so without further ado, grab your complimentary bowl of Mapo Tofu as we dive into this mess together.

The Gaining Bro decided to start the night off by whipping out his own dick before anybody else could do anything and proudly declared, “I am Iskandar, the King of Conquerors! We ride at dawn, bitches.” Talk about making an entrance. He decided to take the Fisting Enthusiast out on a ride on his chariot, beckoning lightning as they went forth. Before fully taking off, though, Tony the Tiger appeared and zoomed around the Fisting Enthusiast, making them go on edge, and Big Dick Energy quickly gave the Gaining Bro some of the good stuff.

Some hoes were in a giving mood tonight apparently – and quite a few of them at that. First of whom was the Baby Zoomer, who went around and gave their support to :eye::lips::eye: and the Shameless Voyeur before going off to do whatever it is babies do. Literally Who also showed up and assisted :eye::lips::eye:, and Lowkey Feral decided to give the iconic eye bitch a warm smile. My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining tried keeping the good vibes going and tried supporting Lowkey Feral until ??? went NOM and snatched it away. Caught off-guard by whatever that was, Lowkey Feral couldn’t react fast enough to the NRA Activist coming up behind them and attacking them, getting wounded in the process.

A few streets away, the Wild Ride was seemingly having a fun time as they took Big Dick Energy out for a fun time ride, stopping along the way to re-energize Simba Jr. with earnest effort. The Realest topped off Simba with a quick handie and Simba Jr. took it one step further and sucked their own dick. 420 Blaze It was seen in a nearby alley distributing dime bags to the Baby Zoomer and Boss Bitch.

Meanwhile, the Shameless Voyeur passed along the good stuff to the Single Mom, who simply nodded in return. The NRA Activist got in the action and was seen offering the Single Mom some support. Suddenly, Mr. Steal Yo Girl showed up and quickly stabbed the Shameless Voyeur, wounding them with one rapid strike! The Voyeur was lowkey upset but simply went off to reinvigorate the Boss Bitch before retreating. Goldilocks tried making the Boss Bitch shook, but they remained unfazed.

This left Mr. Steal Yo Girl alone to stand guard over the Single Mom, while the Crazed Beast in turn watched over Mr. Steal Yo Girl. Regina George made a quick appearance to put their gentle hands on Mr. Steal Yo Girl while also amping themselves up like a true head bitch.

Things were a little too quiet for the Space Cowboy, though, so they decided to get ■■■■■■■ WILD. After making some preparations, they approached Raining in Hoes who was in the middle of pumping up jakeyb. Like a true gentleman, Space Cowboy waited for this to be over – and immediately went on the offensive, shooting them four times without relent. The Single Mom and Simba Jr. tried protecting Raining in Hoes, but the Space Cowboy yee-yee’d their way past them and killed the poor lad with four successive wounds!

The Single Mom didn’t like that shit though and countered the Space Cowboy, wounding them, and Simba Jr. tried doing the same but was seemingly unable to do so. Depressed, Simba Jr. stood silently in mourning of Raining in Hoes. The nearby jakeyb suddenly felt spikes appear on their body and tried getting out of their before shit got even more wild, though not before The Realest attacked and wounded them with two sneak attacks!

As the night drew to a close, Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok stood cautiously on guard with a Longdick Jr. on standby. :eye::lips::eye: was also trying to mind their own business, but ShinxDaSphinx was not having it and attacked them – but thankfully, :eye::lips::eye: managed to dodge it expertly. A mysterious wound then formed suddenly on their body.

Someone was spotted on the very outskirts of Fuyuki moments before the sun rose, launching something into the air before quickly disappearing. jakeyb was the only one who didn’t notice, though, as they seemed quite infatuated with something.

Deaths

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@ACExDiscostu93, a member of the Town, has died.

Players
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @ACExDiscostu93
  23. @Zero-Ordered-1
13 Likes

DMs will be sent out shortly.

9 Likes

Day 2

13 votes are needed for a Lynch.

3 Likes

BTW, since there is majority, the day will end early – normally this would be 24 hours after the story was posted, but for today, everything will be closing at 2021-01-30T18:00:00Z

Sorry for the ping!

Summary
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @ACExDiscostu93
  23. @Zero-Ordered-1

10 Likes

The townspeople decided they were NOT gonna take shit from a Karen and quickly gathered around @jakeyb, lynching and wounding him! However, he quickly slinked back to wherever it is Karens come from once everyone had gone.

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Day 2 is now over, so no more talking about the game! Be sure to submit your actions within 24 hours :fgo_medealove:

Comfy Bitches
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @Zero-Ordered-1
16 Likes

Night 2

Story

After the crucifixion of the Karen, the good folks of Fuyuki retreated back to their homes in wait of what the upcoming night would bring. :eye::lips::eye: decided to take a bit of time to take care of their plants beforehand but as they stepped outside to their garden, they caught something in the corner eye – a few seconds too late, though, as a massive ■■■■■■■ arrow came in and OBLITERATED the hell out of :eye::lips::eye:, killing them on impact. One of the real homies came rushing in moments after, disappointed to see that they couldn’t make it in time, and the NRA Activist added salt to the wound by attacking :eye::lips::eye:’s corpse.

Meanwhile, before the sun fully set, the Shameless Voyeur was seen greatly relieving healing themselves with one of their hands. They started preparing something, but was quickly interrupted by Goldilocks who wounded and knocked the wind out of them with one quick strike! Goldilocks was seemingly out to prove something because they attacked and wounded the Voyeur yet again after this. Not too far away, jakeyb was seen healing themselves as well before things got too hectic.

The SIngle Mom was quite popular tonight, with their first being a Crazed Beast who blocked the Mom from doing one of their errands. The Beast attempted to do so again, prompting a groan out of Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok across town, but couldn’t; 420 Blaze It tried blocking the Mom but failed as well. Then, Literally Who jumped in to attack once, but the Single Mom managed to dodge it in time. Lowkey Feral tried attacking as well, but was stopped momentarily after being stabbed suddenly by a Dangerous Lesbian, pounced on by Tony the Tiger, and an attempted block from jakeyb who suddenly formed spikes and broke a whole ass arm; however, Lowkey Feral kept trucking on like a champ, but the Mom simply dodged their attack. The Boss Bitch stepped in and made eyes at the Single Mom before going on their way, and The Realest also provided a meaningful look to the Mom.

Not knowing whatever the hell just happened was, the Single Mom took initiative and was seen shaking hands with the Fisting Enthusiast. They then quickly took both the Enthusiast and Gaining Bro back to their place for a mini-excursion, doing their best not to get electrified by the Gaining Bro’s lightning. Afterwards, the Fisting Enthusiast took a moment to strengthen themselves while sharing the good stuff with the Single Mom, and Gaining Bro and the Single Mom quickly rode off together.

Things went quiet for a while and some hoes felt in a giving mood to try and forget the violence, such as Simba Jr. providing the Fisting Enthusiast with some key insights. The Realest decided to get in the action and gave a quick handie to both Simba Jr. and Mr. Steal Yo Girl, and the Wild Ride gave Mr. Steal Yo Girl a little something-something too; the Wild Ride then went off to take the Shameless Voyeur out for a ride. Before Mr. Steal Yo Girl left, Regina George and the Baby Zoomer gave them some of their support, and the Baby did so to the NRA Activist as well. The NRA Activist kept the good vibes going and aided Lowkey Feral and The Realest. Lastly, My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining motivated The Realest and went on to receive a small pep talk from Literally Who, and 420 Blaze It gave Regina George their blessing plus a dime bag on the side.

Mr. Steal Yo Girl appreciated the love and went on to simp for jakeyb, standing watch over them after seeing that they did in fact vibe; even more spikes developed on jakeyb’s body then. However, ShinxDaSphinx managed to go under their radar and sneak attacked jakeyb, wounding them effortlessly. Meanwhile, Mr. Steal Yo Girl felt slightly unnerved after a mysterious wound suddenly appeared on their own body. The NRA Activist tried launching two attacks against the simp and pushed past through an attempted block from both jakeyb and Gaining Bro who rode in alongside Single Mom; however, Gaining Bro came through and protected against the first attack while having a lightning strike make the second attack do nothing.

Mr. Steal Yo Girl tried shaking it off and went on to approach the Shameless Voyeur, preparing their two lances for an ultimate attack. As they did so, the Fisting Enthusiast and Simba Jr. came forth and attacked the Voyeur, only to have ??? suddenly come up and go NOM to both of their attacks. Mr. Steal Yo Girl was prepared, though, and suddenly lunged forth with their twin spears to launch a devastating attack against the Shameless Voyeur, going past ???, but at last the second, the Voyeur managed to dodge! The Voyeur laughed and utilized their own assault unleash a powerful attack against Mr. Steal Yo Girl, wounding them heavily and killing them! This really got the Voyeur going but before the simp fell, he decided to go out with a bang and took vengeance upon his killer with the last of strength – and with one final swing of their lance, Mr. Steal Yo Girl managed to wound and kill the Shameless Voyeur once and for all! With those two corpses on the ground, ??? went and unleashed their stored energy against the nearby Simba Jr. with a powerful blast, leaving them on the edge of death with a heavy wound.

While all this wild shit was happening, the Space Cowboy was taking a well-deserved smoke break and vibed the night away as they healed themselves of their wounds. Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok also took the leisure to recover after coughing up a fair bit of blood, being seen surrounded by two Longdick Jr.’s.

Deaths


@bluebell, a member of the Town, has been Killed.


@Eflakis, a member of the Town, has been Killed.


@jakeyb, a member of the Mafia, has been Killed.

Mentions
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @Eflakis
  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @The_Wyandotte
  7. @andylong1014
  8. @Lost247365
  9. @kayonov
  10. @TMFM
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @Waifu69
  13. @Argon
  14. @Grim3xus
  15. @Bow-of-Sacae
  16. @jakeyb
  17. @babytuis
  18. @Nytfall
  19. @F2J_Hell
  20. @GamingBro1
  21. @Impulse
  22. @Zero-Ordered-1
11 Likes

DMs will be sent out shortly.

4 Likes

Day 3

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10 votes are needed for a Lynch.

1 Like

@bluebell saw her death notification and took that personally, so she decided she would simply not vibe and got back tf up.

Shiki Stans
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @ShinxDaSphinx
  3. @Souljia_Bitch
  4. @bluebell
  5. @The_Wyandotte
  6. @andylong1014
  7. @Lost247365
  8. @kayonov
  9. @TMFM
  10. @LeiCiel
  11. @Waifu69
  12. @Argon
  13. @Grim3xus
  14. @Bow-of-Sacae
  15. @babytuis
  16. @Nytfall
  17. @F2J_Hell
  18. @GamingBro1
  19. @Impulse
  20. @Zero-Ordered-1
20 Likes

Hello my homies, I just realized that I completely forgot to warn you guys that the Day Phase is ending early since there was a majority lynch, so just for fairness/clarity’s sake, I’m gonna close it at 2021-02-05T18:00:00Z. Sorry for the ping!

Mentions
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @ShinxDaSphinx
  3. @Souljia_Bitch
  4. @bluebell
  5. @The_Wyandotte
  6. @andylong1014
  7. @Lost247365
  8. @kayonov
  9. @TMFM
  10. @LeiCiel
  11. @Waifu69
  12. @Argon
  13. @Grim3xus
  14. @Bow-of-Sacae
  15. @babytuis
  16. @Nytfall
  17. @F2J_Hell
  18. @GamingBro1
  19. @Impulse
  20. @Zero-Ordered-1
13 Likes

The townspeople gathered around @Bow-of-Sacae and quickly lynched his fat ass! He wasn’t going down that easily, though, and managed to sneak away soon after.

Please submit your actions by 2021-02-06T20:00:00Z

Fellow Mark Zuckerbergs
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @ShinxDaSphinx
  3. @Souljia_Bitch
  4. @bluebell
  5. @The_Wyandotte
  6. @andylong1014
  7. @Lost247365
  8. @kayonov
  9. @TMFM
  10. @LeiCiel
  11. @Waifu69
  12. @Argon
  13. @Grim3xus
  14. @Bow-of-Sacae
  15. @babytuis
  16. @Nytfall
  17. @F2J_Hell
  18. @GamingBro1
  19. @Impulse
  20. @Zero-Ordered-1
13 Likes

Night 3

Story

After a very long break, the townsfolk finally decided it was time for some action. Before anything happened Jakeyb was seen desperately healing themselves at the start of the night. A Baby Zoomer also joined in the helping fun, giving a motivational speech to both Regina George and the Fisting Enthusiast , inspiring them both. A shadowy figure attempted to attack the newly healed Jakeyb but they managed to protect themselves from the attack. Before they could escape however, Jakeyb was then beset on by the NRA Activist who attempted to attack them but the nearby Single Mom managed to protect them just in the nick of time. Afterwards, the Single Mom strolled over to :eye: :lips: :eye: and gave them a few words of advice. At the end of it all Gaining Bro appeared with lightning striking the area around him, and grabbed Literally Who , who then both rode away together

??? then swallowed the NRA Activist , but was a bit rough and hurt them in the process. Big Dick Energy and :eye: :lips: :eye: both tried to shoot their shot at the NRA Activist but they were nowhere to be found. Wild Ride then gave :eye: :lips: :eye: some of that good shit before zooming off on their own. The Realest showed up at some point looking for the NRA Activist as well, not able to find them they decided to instead offer a helping hand to the Single Mom . 420 Blaze It was seen sitting in a corner, giving their blessing to Wild Ride .

My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining walked up to Regina George and put on a show for them, despite Jakeyb ’s attempts to stop the show from happening, although Jakeyb felt their entire body seize up during this process. All the while, Tony the Tiger was seen circling My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining , roaring menacingly. Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok decided to look into Literally Who , all the while giving the command to the Crazed Beast to watch over the Single Mom . Groaning in pain, Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok issued another command to the Crazed Beast to perform before the night was over before finally setting some defenses and taking a peek at My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining ’s show. Before anyone realized it, Gaining Bro dropped by with Literally Who who then set off an explosion on My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining , Damaging Regina George twice, Jakeyb once, and killing Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok .

After all that, an angry mob consisting of Big Dick Energy , Fisting Enthusiast , Crazed Beast , Regina George , Goldilocks , and My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining approached Lowkey Feral and attempted to attack them, but Goldilocks decided to instead attack Literally Who , Who was still chilling with Gaining Bro , but the attack was dodged. Unfortunately for the mob, Lowkey Feral was protected by My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining against almost every single one of their attempts to attack them, But Goldilocks was having none of that shit and whacked them hard, managing to wound Lowkey Feral. Lowkey Feral was then bathed in a soothing light, healing their wounds. A Dangerous Lesbian also joined in on the fun and attacked Regina George despite their best attempts to dodge. Upset at the attacks, Lowkey Feral had enough of being targeted and decided to attack both Regina George and Single Mom , luckily for the latter Gaining Bro managed to block the attack but Regina George was hit twice, ultimately dying. A figure was then seen attacking the corpse twice for some overkill damage. Not one to go down without doing something first, Regina George managed to throw a heal to Simba Jr. before dying for good

Over in another corner of town, Simba Jr. stood guard by both the Single Mom and :eye: :lips: :eye: while Fisting Enthusiast gave Simba Jr. a good fisting, inspiring them. Before anyone could say anything, another explosion was set off on the Single Mom , damaging them along with The Realest . Simba Jr. was also damaged in the explosion, piercing through Gaining Bro ’s attempt to protect them.

Once everyone else was done with their shit, the Space Cowboy strolled out and got ready to do their thing. They fired off an attack towards Lowkey Feral but it was also protected. Annoyed, the Space Cowboy turned towards the Baby Zoomer and fired off 2 shots. Before they could reach their target, Monke stepped in the way, taking both shots and countering the Space Cowboy , hitting them twice before falling over. Space Cowboy countered that by firing off their big dick gun into Monke for some overkill damage, just to make sure he was dead before setting off a bomb on the Baby Zoomer , successfully damaging them.

Seemingly a little dazed, Jakeyb was seen spacing out, infatuated with something.

Deaths


@TMFM, a member of the town, has died


@andylong1014, a member of the town, has died

Lord's PogChamps
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @ShinxDaSphinx
  3. @Souljia_Bitch
  4. @bluebell
  5. @The_Wyandotte
  6. @andylong1014
  7. @Lost247365
  8. @kayonov
  9. @TMFM
  10. @LeiCiel
  11. @Waifu69
  12. @Argon
  13. @Grim3xus
  14. @Bow-of-Sacae
  15. @babytuis
  16. @Nytfall
  17. @F2J_Hell
  18. @GamingBro1
  19. @Impulse
  20. @Zero-Ordered-1
8 Likes

DMs will be sent out shortly.

4 Likes

Day 4

10 Votes are required for a majority Lynch. Regardless of whether it happens early or not, the Day will close in 48 hours to give everyone ample time to fully catch up given our brief hiatus.

2 Likes

Deciding that the hoe simply must not live anymore, the townspeople gathered around @Bow-of-Sacae and lynched him! However, he managed to just narrowly escape once the outburst had died down.

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Please start submitting your actions before 2021-02-21T01:00:00Z

Dangerous Lesbians
  1. @ArcanaApocalypse
  2. @ShinxDaSphinx
  3. @Souljia_Bitch
  4. @bluebell
  5. @The_Wyandotte
  6. @Lost247365
  7. @kayonov
  8. @LeiCiel
  9. @Waifu69
  10. @Argon
  11. @Grim3xus
  12. @Bow-of-Sacae
  13. @babytuis
  14. @Nytfall
  15. @F2J_Hell
  16. @GamingBro1
  17. @Impulse
  18. @Zero-Ordered-1
11 Likes

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9 Likes