Story
After the crucifixion of the Karen, the good folks of Fuyuki retreated back to their homes in wait of what the upcoming night would bring. 
decided to take a bit of time to take care of their plants beforehand but as they stepped outside to their garden, they caught something in the corner eye – a few seconds too late, though, as a massive ■■■■■■■ arrow came in and OBLITERATED the hell out of , killing them on impact. One of the real homies came rushing in moments after, disappointed to see that they couldn’t make it in time, and the NRA Activist added salt to the wound by attacking ’s corpse.
Meanwhile, before the sun fully set, the Shameless Voyeur was seen greatly relieving healing themselves with one of their hands. They started preparing something, but was quickly interrupted by Goldilocks who wounded and knocked the wind out of them with one quick strike! Goldilocks was seemingly out to prove something because they attacked and wounded the Voyeur yet again after this. Not too far away, jakeyb was seen healing themselves as well before things got too hectic.
The SIngle Mom was quite popular tonight, with their first being a Crazed Beast who blocked the Mom from doing one of their errands. The Beast attempted to do so again, prompting a groan out of Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok across town, but couldn’t; 420 Blaze It tried blocking the Mom but failed as well. Then, Literally Who jumped in to attack once, but the Single Mom managed to dodge it in time. Lowkey Feral tried attacking as well, but was stopped momentarily after being stabbed suddenly by a Dangerous Lesbian, pounced on by Tony the Tiger, and an attempted block from jakeyb who suddenly formed spikes and broke a whole ass arm; however, Lowkey Feral kept trucking on like a champ, but the Mom simply dodged their attack. The Boss Bitch stepped in and made eyes at the Single Mom before going on their way, and The Realest also provided a meaningful look to the Mom.
Not knowing whatever the hell just happened was, the Single Mom took initiative and was seen shaking hands with the Fisting Enthusiast. They then quickly took both the Enthusiast and Gaining Bro back to their place for a mini-excursion, doing their best not to get electrified by the Gaining Bro’s lightning. Afterwards, the Fisting Enthusiast took a moment to strengthen themselves while sharing the good stuff with the Single Mom, and Gaining Bro and the Single Mom quickly rode off together.
Things went quiet for a while and some hoes felt in a giving mood to try and forget the violence, such as Simba Jr. providing the Fisting Enthusiast with some key insights. The Realest decided to get in the action and gave a quick handie to both Simba Jr. and Mr. Steal Yo Girl, and the Wild Ride gave Mr. Steal Yo Girl a little something-something too; the Wild Ride then went off to take the Shameless Voyeur out for a ride. Before Mr. Steal Yo Girl left, Regina George and the Baby Zoomer gave them some of their support, and the Baby did so to the NRA Activist as well. The NRA Activist kept the good vibes going and aided Lowkey Feral and The Realest. Lastly, My Breasts Can Tell When It’s Raining motivated The Realest and went on to receive a small pep talk from Literally Who, and 420 Blaze It gave Regina George their blessing plus a dime bag on the side.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl appreciated the love and went on to simp for jakeyb, standing watch over them after seeing that they did in fact vibe; even more spikes developed on jakeyb’s body then. However, ShinxDaSphinx managed to go under their radar and sneak attacked jakeyb, wounding them effortlessly. Meanwhile, Mr. Steal Yo Girl felt slightly unnerved after a mysterious wound suddenly appeared on their own body. The NRA Activist tried launching two attacks against the simp and pushed past through an attempted block from both jakeyb and Gaining Bro who rode in alongside Single Mom; however, Gaining Bro came through and protected against the first attack while having a lightning strike make the second attack do nothing.
Mr. Steal Yo Girl tried shaking it off and went on to approach the Shameless Voyeur, preparing their two lances for an ultimate attack. As they did so, the Fisting Enthusiast and Simba Jr. came forth and attacked the Voyeur, only to have ??? suddenly come up and go NOM to both of their attacks. Mr. Steal Yo Girl was prepared, though, and suddenly lunged forth with their twin spears to launch a devastating attack against the Shameless Voyeur, going past ???, but at last the second, the Voyeur managed to dodge! The Voyeur laughed and utilized their own assault unleash a powerful attack against Mr. Steal Yo Girl, wounding them heavily and killing them! This really got the Voyeur going but before the simp fell, he decided to go out with a bang and took vengeance upon his killer with the last of strength – and with one final swing of their lance, Mr. Steal Yo Girl managed to wound and kill the Shameless Voyeur once and for all! With those two corpses on the ground, ??? went and unleashed their stored energy against the nearby Simba Jr. with a powerful blast, leaving them on the edge of death with a heavy wound.
While all this wild shit was happening, the Space Cowboy was taking a well-deserved smoke break and vibed the night away as they healed themselves of their wounds. Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, Led Astray, & Run Amok also took the leisure to recover after coughing up a fair bit of blood, being seen surrounded by two Longdick Jr.’s.
Deaths
@bluebell, a member of the Town, has been Killed.
@Eflakis, a member of the Town, has been Killed.
@jakeyb, a member of the Mafia, has been Killed.
Just a quick reminder that this first day phase ends at 
), you still have a small window of time but pls 
– and if you’re literally not going to do anything, say that in your DM.
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