Funny/Interesting Dialogues

Decided to make a dialogue counterpart to my other thread on gameplay situations.
Here you can post funny or interesting dialogue from story/events/interludes.
I’m going to separate mine by character for the most part, but it’s up to you how you want to post yours.

I’ll start with Nobbu, since she has some foreshadowing for events coming up this year.

And then there’s the most dangerous Try Not to Laugh Challenge:

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Moriarty has some quality ones, though @DapperAndDandy might have some that I missed.

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Here’s a good Kerry dialogue. He speaks the truth.

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Jaguar Warrior has some great ones as well.

There’s the Batman reference:

Then there’s the toe bean incident:

And finally her interlude rambling that made no sense in any context but was still relatable:

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How could you leave out:

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Nothing really tops:

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Some favorites from Shinjuku:



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That bit about the back made me think of this Sherlock moment.
Actually, Mask de Baritsu, definitely not Sherlock. :fgo_elementarymydear:

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Middle aged?

How old is he in game? 60? 70? Guy isnt going to live to 120+ let’s be real here.

Picture taken moments before disaster:


immediately gets attacked

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Here’s some fun MHX ones:

And since we’re on the topic of anti-sabers, I’ll toss in this quality saberface one:

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Fifty or so!

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I reserve here to edit that famous summer mordred And artoria conversation





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Was that from Tristan’s interlude or an event story?

Nice Monty Python reference though.