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Why is life?

Because life

WHat is life?

A runaway trolley is heading down the tracks toward 5 workmen who will be killed if the trolley proceeds on its present course. You are on a footbridge over the tracks that is in between the approaching trolley and the five workmen. Next to you on this footbridge is a friend who happens to be very strong. If you do nothing the trolley will proceed, causing the deaths of the five workmen. The only way to save the lives of these workmen is to push this friend off the bridge and onto the tracks below, where his large, strong body will stop the trolley, causing his death. Should you push @The-beast onto the tracks in order to save the five workmen? Or do you do nothing, letting the 5 workmen die?

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Life is a board game

The 5 workmen are @Caleb, @Tactician, @Cartamoneta, @ShinxDaSphinx, and @GamingBro1

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If you have the chance to save me, don’t.

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9c0

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1 minute remaining - the trolley is rapidly approaching.

Why must you do this to me :eirikabulli::feh_notlikethis::feh_ohgod:

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You’re the one who set up the AMA - I’m just delivering.

u3

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You didn’t have to throw that at me… :elisad:

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I guess the 5 workmen died.

Nice quintuple kill.

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You made this post a mistake. :catdespair:

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Here’s a simpler one then;

If you could have any superpower, what would you have?

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Invisibility.

Because I could easily mess with people.

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f9f

Of all the powers, why this one? I know you said “to mess with people” but there’s gotta be a little more than that behind it, right?

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This is the best question so far.

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Eh… not really.

At least, I can’t think of anything else rn.