because…
i
am
THE
NUMBER ONE OLIVER PLAYER IN THE WORLD.
check for yourself! it’s me. rank ONE. i had to go through SO much bullshit. B!hectors, l!marths, and l!tikis galore, all trying to out-bullshit the pinnacle of beauty. if only it worked.
there he is. in all of his glory, i had to sacrifice wolf in order to maximize “fuck yous” against the buffbot teams.
and this is his prized possession - i know, wrong bird, but it’s hard to tell exactly how many times people were left unawares of the heron’s power and his teleporting friend. i just wish i had canto for him!
anyways. leave your in the comments.
