Let's talk about Sweetie's nail instead of discobot, ok?

I HAVE A HOT CHEETO CRUMB STUCK UNDER MY NAIL AND IT HURTS HELP

do i need to have thi s surgically removed or what

do i just go to my doctor and say “hi anna, it was the hot cheetoes this time”

anna is so through with my shit tho, she’ll just throw me off the roof

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That sucks.

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Try to eat your finger, that’s what I would do, but I’m also a ■■■■■■ soooo…

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but that would hurrrtt

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@discobot fortune

Should @PrincessSweetiePie go to a doctor for the hot Cheeto crumb under her nail?

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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

Bitch

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Do seals even have fingers?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

my flap!

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That’s the point, your finger would more hurt thus you would forget the cheeto in your nail.

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Ok, how about now @discobot fortune

Same question as before

:crystal_ball: Yes

i can’t stop thinking of that orb as purple bologna

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She has spoken, now you must listen to the divine oracle

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That’s the oddest sentence I’ve ever read. Not sure what you can do. I hope you can get better soon, I guess.

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Have you tried getting it out?
If it’s stuck right under your nail, I guess you could use your other nails to get it out.
Or any thin/not too sharp tool. :birbpeek:

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it’s like

in the middle

and it

hurt

Oh
Sorry
Just get surgery

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We all know someone who experiments wild things like this

Rinse it with cold water maybe?

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