Mafia Madhouse Night Phase / Lynch Thread [R1]

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-03T15:00:00Z2019-08-06T03:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

9 votes needed for a lynch

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Night 1

Story

Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!

Greetings all. This is Morioh-cho Radio with your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi with our special reporter, Former cop, Leone Abbacchio!

It’s been a quiet day in Morioville, the sun was out, children were playing and tea was spilled. The nonchalant demeanor has seeped into the night and I must say, what a refreshing evening it has been thus far! Now let’s take a look at Abbacchio!'s report…

Disclaimer

Abbacchio being the reporter does not affect his status in the game (dead/alive) or if he’s even in the game. Souljia and I chose storyteller personas and she wanted to pick Abbacchio because he’s her favorite character… if you couldn’t already tell.


In the dead of night, Best Waifu was seen trying to do self harm with a hat. Out of concern a French ■■■■■■■ got the Best Waifu to come back to their senses. Suddenly a Mafia Boss came charging after a MILF . An Illegitimate Son rushed in and protected the MILF at the last second; however, the MILF flawlessly dodged the attack and fled from Morioville. A Crude Gangstar felt an eerie force come over them. The Crude Gangstar immediately tried to retaliate but the moment was gone.

Over on the East, The Beginning approached a Narcissistic Mangaka and took out their hand. As The Beginning studied the Narcissistic Mangaka they realized that their cards do not recognize this stand. Suddenly, The Beginning heard a ticking sound but was able to avoid any damage. Out of nowhere, a Possessive Lover felt a sharp slash and was wounded.

As the sun began to rise, the sound of “ Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo! ” reverberated through the ears of the Unbreakable Stardust Crusader and Best Waifu.


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Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-06T23:00:00Z2019-08-08T23:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

9 votes needed for a lynch

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Night 2

Story

Mori-mori-mori-mori ~ Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!

Good evening everybody and welcome back to another day of Mafia Madhouse!
Once again I am your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi with returning guest reporter, Leone Abbacchio!

All has gone down in the small town of Morioville. Love was in the air, wigs were snatched and lots of sweating. “Let’s just jump into it!”


…Moshi Moshi? Yes Mr. Abbachio-san, what is it… NERNI??

CHOTO MATTE!

New Challengers Approach!

We have one more additional report !!
Ahem, please the following.

Alas, the sun has risen and the birds are chirping. @LeadChips packed his bags and headed out the door, ready to leave Morioville for good but as he opened the door, @Z3R0N3 bolted in, snatching his weave and bags in the process.

Replacing @LeadChips is @Z3R0N3 !!

@discobot has joined the game!


It was a hot and windy night in Morioville. A KinkShamed Killer was seeing gracing the streets. Mafia Boss appeared to strike the KinkShamed Killer but they evaded the attack. KinkShamed Killer then drew out their fist and struck Narcissistic Mangaka but not before an Unbreakable Stardust Crusader whisked in and protected them. Moments later, an explosive went off. The Unbreakable Stardust Crusader tried to shield the Narcissistic Mangaka but was unsuccessful. Narcissistic Mangaka was wounded.

We turn our attention to the park where Man’s Best Friend was spotted taking a walk. A Big Titty Goth GF leaped from behind the bushes and struck Man’s Best Friend, wounding them. The Man’s Best Friend then turned around and now Big Titty Goth GF was shook. Along came Milf Hunter who attempted to play with Man’s Best Friend but was blocked by Mafia Boss in their effort to be “legendary”, whatever that means (fluff). Rogue Automation tried to block the Mafia Boss but they were 2000 and late, so the moment had already passed.

With hair turned white from the night before
A Possessive Lover struck Boring ■■■■
Down to the floor,
But not before being guarded by flames of The Beginning.
Without hesitation, Best Waifu yelled, “JOJO!”.

Possessive Lover then walked away and was treated by Best Waifu.

With hair back to black
Time to get loving back,

The Possessive Lover stretched out their hair and wrapped it around Reliable Guy, slowing them down. Reliable Guy was shook.

On their way home, KinkShamed Killer was attacked and out of no where by a Vampire and was wounded yet again. Boring ■■■■ was then seen treating KinkShamed Killer.

Back to the streets of Morioville, Best-Waifu tossed their hat injuring Possessive Lover. Without a moment to spare, a French ■■■■■■■ threw a hat at Possessive Lover but they switftly dodged the attack! Man’s Best Friend was later seen trying to move. A French ■■■■■■■ went to go approach them, but then they were blocked themselves by a Rogue Automation. The Beginning approached a Big Titty Goth GF to ask for their number and took out their hand. As The Beginning studied the Big Titty Goth GF they realized that their cards do not recognize this stand.

Before the sun came up, “Master, lets kill da hoe! Beeetch!” reverberated through the ears of Boring ■■■■ and Illegitimate Son.
Followed by, “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” reverberated through the ears of Boring ■■■■ and Milf Hunter.
Finally, “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” reverberated through the ears of Best Waifu and Hit & Run Dad. All of a sudden Hit & Run Dad yelled, "OH MY GOD!"


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Until next time

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  15. @Z3R0N3
  16. @Holdvar
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-10T23:30:00Z2019-08-12T23:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

Announcement:

Since Discobot can’t actually cast a vote for herself. @Averdi and I will roll for discobot’s vote and then I will cast it in her stead.

9 votes needed for a lynch

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Night 3

Story

Mori-mori-mori-mori ~ Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!

Good morning Morioh! This is your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi and reoccurring “guest” reporter, Leone Abbacchio! The people of the town thought it was just another average day in their average town, but they were in for a big surprise.

A Rogue Automation was walking the streets, minding their own business, and just trying to have a good time. WHEN SUDDENLY, a French ■■■■■■■ approaches them and whips their sword out but a Rogue Automation hits them back, wounding the French ■■■■■■■■ With their tail between , the French ■■■■■■■ walks off.

As a Rogue Automation continues walking down the street, a Loyal Idiot pops up OUT OF NOWHERE and tries to ■■■■ their shit up. A Milf Hunter sees this and is about to stop then but realizes that a Rogue Automation ain’t worth it. Fortunately, a Hit & Run Dad jumps in, stopping the Loyal Idiot’s attack. After his success, the Hit & Run Dad looks into the camera and says “niiiiiice.”

On the other end of town, A Sheer Heart Attack is seen riding dirty. They set their sights on a Narcissistic Mangaka and shoots their shot; however, an Unbreakable Stardust Crusader * jumps in saving the mangaka but gets shot in the process. The mangaka, like a bitch, doesn’t even thank the crusader or anything for their heroics. Not too long after, a Milf ■■■■■ up Best Waifu for stealing their title, wounding them in the process.

Just when Best Waifu thinks they’ve had another, they see a Mafia Boss charging at them. Fortunately, an Illegitimate Son was able to protect them just in time. After a hectic night, the Best Waifu tries to wind down and fix themselves up. Suddenly, time skipped and Best Waifu found themselves unhealed.

But wait, there’s more!

An Unbreakable Stardust Crusader goes in to attack a Possessive Lover, but they dodge the attack! Although, the Unbreakable Stardust Crusader goes in to land ANOTHER hit! A French ■■■■■■■ tries to stop them but isn’t fast enough. Just when the Possessive Lover closes their eyes to accept the hit, the Unbreakable Stardust Crusader pulls their punch, refusing to cause any harm to the Possessive Lover.

A Boring ■■■■ was seen tending the wounds of a Man’s Best Friend. Passerbys say that in that very moment, you could hear the distant screams of Best Waifu shouting “JOJO!”

A Possessive Lover tries to attack a MILF because there’s only enough room for one bad bitch in this town. Thankfully, a Crude Gangstar protects the Milf before it’s too late; however, when the MILF rejects the Crude Gangstar’s advances, they whip their glock out, wounding the MILF! An Illegitimate Son tries to come for the Crude Gangstar but they swiftly dodge the attack!

Just when the night appears to be over, a Loyal Idiot is seen using a phone booth. A Crude Gangstar whips out their glock one more time and shoots the Loyal Idiot , killing them!

Death

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Vinegar Doppio, a member of the mafia, has been killed. (RIP)

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Until next time

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Souljia_Boy nd I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-14T00:00:00Z2019-08-15T23:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

Announcement:

Since Discobot can’t actually cast a vote for herself. @Souljia_Boy and I will roll for discobot’s vote and then I will cast it in her stead.

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  1. @Eflakis
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  3. @ShinxDaSphinx
  4. @RoyAhoy
  5. @ACExDiscostu93
  6. @belluchi
  7. @The-beast
  8. @Lain
  9. @Rex_Psyclosa
  10. @A_aron
  11. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
  12. @NiNiNiNian
  13. @Cutiepie67
  14. @RagnarokSieglinde
  15. @Z3R0N3
  16. @Holdvar
  17. @discobot

9 votes needed for a lynch

The town gathered around @Holdvar and lynched him! As town went to go approach him, time skipped and the injured @Holdvar managed to escape!

Night 4 begins now. You have roughly 25 hours to submit your actions to either me or @Averdi.

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  9. @Rex_Psyclosa
  10. @A_aron
  11. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
  12. @NiNiNiNian
  13. @Cutiepie67
  14. @RagnarokSieglinde
  15. @Z3R0N3
  16. @Holdvar
  17. @discobot
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  12. @NiNiNiNian
  13. @Cutiepie67
  14. @RagnarokSieglinde
  15. @Z3R0N3
  16. @Holdvar
  17. @discobot

Greetings everyone. Sorry about the delay for the N4 Story. Real life’s got me all over the place and Souljia’s been under the weather. I’ll be working on the story tonight so it can be out as soon as possible. Thank you all for your patience and again, sorry for the delay! Happy CYL3!! :sweat_smile:

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Night 4

Story

Mori-mori-mori-mori ~ Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!

Minasan, konbanwa! :bowing_man:
Back to bring you your daily dose of Morioh tea is yours truly, Kaiverdi Haraverdi and our now resident reporter, Leone Abbacchio!
Looks like things got a little heated in Morioville the last time we aired and it seems a few people got themselves in hot water. Let’s see how things play out tonight…


Early in the night, Reliable Guy took a cool walk to an Italian diner but before he could reach he was approached and struck by Mafia Boss who had been trailing him from behind… Meanwhile, some where within the street corners of Morioville, a Big Titty Goth GF unleashed an attack against a Possessive Lover but they dodged just in time. Milf Hunter was preparing to act but was blocked by a Rogue Automation.

Still determined to get their Italian dinner, Reliable Guy sprinted towards the diner but once again, was struck from behind by a Vampire but not before a Possessive Lover dashed in to guard him from the attack. Visibly distressed by these occurrences, the Possessive Lover stretched out their hair and wrapped it around Mafia Boss, slowing them down. Mafia Boss was shook. Wasting no time, Milf Hunter readied an assault against Mafia Boss but they grabbed Mifl Hunter’s weapon and countered the attack, wounding them. Best Waifu tended to a French ■■■■■■■’s wounds.

Sometime later, “Master, lets kill da hoe! Beeetch!” reverberated through the ears of MILF and Illegitimate Son. The Reliable Guy sat down to have dine on some lasagna but to his dismay, Best Waifu drew out their hat and yeet it towards Reliable Guy. Donning a resting bitch face, Reliable Guy accepted that they’ll never have their Italian dinner and braced for impact but not before Possessive Lover walked in a smacked the hat away from Reliable Guy, allowing them to finally have their meal in peace.


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Until next time

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Submit your night actions via PM that @Souljia_Boy nd I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-18T00:00:00Z2019-08-19T23:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

Reminder:

Since Discobot can’t actually cast a vote for herself. @Souljia_Boy and I will roll for discobot’s vote and then I will cast it in her stead.

The town gathered around @Holdvar and lynched him! Somehow, he survived another successful lynch! The mad man! As town went to go finish him off, time skipped AGAIN and the injured @Holdvar managed to escape!

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Night 5 begins now. Please submit your actions to either me or @Averdi as soon as possible.

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  8. @Lain
  9. @Rex_Psyclosa
  10. @A_aron
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  12. @NiNiNiNian
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  15. @Z3R0N3
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Night 5

Story

Mori-mori-mori-mori ~ Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!

Good morning Morioh! This is your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi and reoccurring “guest” reporter, Leone Abbacchio! Morioh has had four peaceful nights, but will this reign continue or will there finally be blood tonight? Stay tuned and find out!

The night started off with two homies, Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy walking down the street together. Suddenly, the Best Waifu gets slashed, wounding them! The slash comes for a Reliable Guy next but then they’re protected by a Possessive Lover who is always holding it down for the Reliable Guy.

A Man’s Best Friend is seen patrolling around, trying to sniff out some sus boi ass when a French ■■■■■■■ gets in their way and blocks them. Afterwards, a Milf Hunter is seen strutting around town, a French ■■■■■■■ charges in to attack them and just when an Illegitimate Son is about to protect the Milf Hunter, they end up dodging out of harm’s way.

Afterwards, an Illegitimate Son is seen taking a stroll, they run into a Man’s Best Friend and ■■■■■ their shit up for no reason. A Man’s Best Friend limps away, wounded from this encounter but not before they fart on the Illegitimate Son, making them shook.

After a long night, the Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy meet up together again. If you thought you’ve seen the last of the French ■■■■■■■ for tonight then you thought wrong. The French ■■■■■■■ appeared out of nowhere right between the Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy. He whipped his glock out and shots were fired. The Beginning went to go protect the Best Waifu but a Hit & Run Dad blocked them. Luckily, an Unbreakable Stardust Crusader protected the Best Waifu before any harm could be done. The Possessive Lover who had been stalking the Reliable Guy saves them from harm’s way, yet again. Shaken up after tonight, The Best Waifu takes off their hat, ready to attack, and throws it into the abyss.

The Best Waifu realizes this is no time for games and whips out their first aid kit, tending to their own wounds and a Reliable Guy’s. A Boring ■■■■ sees this healing party going on and decides to come thru, so they can tend to a Milf Hunter’s wounds for the night. The gang disperses for the night and heads back home. Just when the Reliable Guy is starting to feel some sense of security, a Crude Gangstar comes out of an alleyway and shoots them. The Reliable Guy falls to the ground and accepts their death as they hear the Crude Gangstar’s gun go off once more. By the time the Possessive Lover came to his rescue, the Reliable Guy it was already too late.

While the Reliable Guy’s life slowly came to an end, “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” reverberated through the ears of a Possessive Lover and Best Waifu . Then “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” rang through the ears of the Mafia Boss and an Illegitimate Son.

The Beginning approached a Hit & Run Dad and took out their hand. After looking through their cars, The Beginning realized the Hit & Run Dad’s stand was familiar to them.

As the night is coming to an end, the Mafia Boss is seen walking around town like he owns the place. Disgusted by the sight of him, a Possessive Lover whips her hair back and forth, killing the mafia boss! As he bleeds out, a Boring ■■■■ decides to stab the Mafia Boss! If this wasn’t enough, a Crude Gangstar whips their gun out and shoots the Mafia Boss just to make sure. A Hit & Run Dad happens to be passing by and decides to get in on the action. He attacks the lifeless body just for shits and giggles. Not too long after, a Hit & Run Dad looks into the camera and says “niiiiiice.” .Meanwhile, “JOJO!” echoed in the distance.

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Until next time

Deaths

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@Holdvar, a member of the mafia, has been killed.

@ACExDiscostu93, a member of the town, has been killed.

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Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-08-21T23:30:00Z2019-08-23T23:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

Announcement:

Since Discobot can’t actually cast a vote for herself. @Averdi and I will roll for discobot’s vote and then I will cast it in her stead.

8 votes needed for a lynch

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The town gathered around @CutiePie67 and lynched him! Upon being discovered, @CutiePie67 fled and retreated into the night.

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Night 6 begins now. Please submit your actions to either me or @Averdi as soon as possible.

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