Good morning Morioh! This is your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi and reoccurring “guest” reporter, Leone Abbacchio! Morioh has had four peaceful nights, but will this reign continue or will there finally be blood tonight? Stay tuned and find out!
The night started off with two homies, Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy walking down the street together. Suddenly, the Best Waifu gets slashed, wounding them! The slash comes for a Reliable Guy next but then they’re protected by a Possessive Lover who is always holding it down for the Reliable Guy.
A Man’s Best Friend is seen patrolling around, trying to sniff out some sus boi ass when a French ■■■■■■■ gets in their way and blocks them. Afterwards, a Milf Hunter is seen strutting around town, a French ■■■■■■■ charges in to attack them and just when an Illegitimate Son is about to protect the Milf Hunter, they end up dodging out of harm’s way.
Afterwards, an Illegitimate Son is seen taking a stroll, they run into a Man’s Best Friend and ■■■■■ their shit up for no reason. A Man’s Best Friend limps away, wounded from this encounter but not before they fart on the Illegitimate Son, making them shook.
After a long night, the Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy meet up together again. If you thought you’ve seen the last of the French ■■■■■■■ for tonight then you thought wrong. The French ■■■■■■■ appeared out of nowhere right between the Best Waifu and a Reliable Guy. He whipped his glock out and shots were fired. The Beginning went to go protect the Best Waifu but a Hit & Run Dad blocked them. Luckily, an Unbreakable Stardust Crusader protected the Best Waifu before any harm could be done. The Possessive Lover who had been stalking the Reliable Guy saves them from harm’s way, yet again. Shaken up after tonight, The Best Waifu takes off their hat, ready to attack, and throws it into the abyss.
The Best Waifu realizes this is no time for games and whips out their first aid kit, tending to their own wounds and a Reliable Guy’s. A Boring ■■■■ sees this healing party going on and decides to come thru, so they can tend to a Milf Hunter’s wounds for the night. The gang disperses for the night and heads back home. Just when the Reliable Guy is starting to feel some sense of security, a Crude Gangstar comes out of an alleyway and shoots them. The Reliable Guy falls to the ground and accepts their death as they hear the Crude Gangstar’s gun go off once more. By the time the Possessive Lover came to his rescue, the Reliable Guy it was already too late.
While the Reliable Guy’s life slowly came to an end, “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” reverberated through the ears of a Possessive Lover and Best Waifu . Then “Mori-mori-mori-mori Morioh-cho-Radiooooooo!” rang through the ears of the Mafia Boss and an Illegitimate Son.
The Beginning approached a Hit & Run Dad and took out their hand. After looking through their cars, The Beginning realized the Hit & Run Dad’s stand was familiar to them.
As the night is coming to an end, the Mafia Boss is seen walking around town like he owns the place. Disgusted by the sight of him, a Possessive Lover whips her hair back and forth, killing the mafia boss! As he bleeds out, a Boring ■■■■ decides to stab the Mafia Boss! If this wasn’t enough, a Crude Gangstar whips their gun out and shoots the Mafia Boss just to make sure. A Hit & Run Dad happens to be passing by and decides to get in on the action. He attacks the lifeless body just for shits and giggles. Not too long after, a Hit & Run Dad looks into the camera and says “niiiiiice.” .Meanwhile, “JOJO!” echoed in the distance.
Until next time
@Holdvar, a member of the mafia, has been killed.
@ACExDiscostu93, a member of the town, has been killed.