Good morning Morioh! This is your host Kaiverdi Haraverdi and reoccurring “guest” reporter, Leone Abbacchio! The people of the town thought it was just another average day in their average town, but they were in for a big surprise.
A Rogue Automation was walking the streets, minding their own business, and just trying to have a good time. WHEN SUDDENLY, a French Fuckboy approaches them and whips their sword out but a Rogue Automation hits them back, wounding the French Fuckboy! With their tail between , the French Fuckboy walks off.
As a Rogue Automation continues walking down the street, a Loyal Idiot pops up OUT OF NOWHERE and tries to fuck their shit up. A Milf Hunter sees this and is about to stop then but realizes that a Rogue Automation ain’t worth it. Fortunately, a Hit & Run Dad jumps in, stopping the Loyal Idiot’s attack. After his success, the Hit & Run Dad looks into the camera and says “niiiiiice.”
On the other end of town, A Sheer Heart Attack is seen riding dirty. They set their sights on a Narcissistic Mangaka and shoots their shot; however, an Unbreakable Stardust Crusader * jumps in saving the mangaka but gets shot in the process. The mangaka, like a bitch, doesn’t even thank the crusader or anything for their heroics. Not too long after, a Milf fucks up Best Waifu for stealing their title, wounding them in the process.
Just when Best Waifu thinks they’ve had another, they see a Mafia Boss charging at them. Fortunately, an Illegitimate Son was able to protect them just in time. After a hectic night, the Best Waifu tries to wind down and fix themselves up. Suddenly, time skipped and Best Waifu found themselves unhealed.
But wait, there’s more!
An Unbreakable Stardust Crusader goes in to attack a Possessive Lover, but they dodge the attack! Although, the Unbreakable Stardust Crusader goes in to land ANOTHER hit! A French Fuckboy tries to stop them but isn’t fast enough. Just when the Possessive Lover closes their eyes to accept the hit, the Unbreakable Stardust Crusader pulls their punch, refusing to cause any harm to the Possessive Lover.
A Boring Fuck was seen tending the wounds of a Man’s Best Friend. Passerbys say that in that very moment, you could hear the distant screams of Best Waifu shouting “JOJO!”
A Possessive Lover tries to attack a MILF because there’s only enough room for one bad bitch in this town. Thankfully, a Crude Gangstar protects the Milf before it’s too late; however, when the MILF rejects the Crude Gangstar’s advances, they whip their glock out, wounding the MILF! An Illegitimate Son tries to come for the Crude Gangstar but they swiftly dodge the attack!
Just when the night appears to be over, a Loyal Idiot is seen using a phone booth. A Crude Gangstar whips out their glock one more time and shoots the Loyal Idiot , killing them!
Vinegar Doppio, a member of the mafia, has been killed. (RIP)
Until next time