Night 6 Story
Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. For once bitches didn’t die last night, so maybe there’s hope for this ratchet ass village yet. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet, we’ll see what this night has to bring.
Back in the infirmary, a Big Titty Grandma was healing a Cobweb ■■■■■, a fellow grandma. Both of them knew what it was like to have cobwebs in their ■■■■■ so they bonded over that. The Hot Edgelord could not relate but took the heal even if they didn’t need it. To share the good spirit, a Selfless Sensei healed Needs Viagra. After a Hot Egelord got out of the hospital, they were seen with a Blue-Green Beast drinking protein shakes after getting some gains. The Hot Edgelord felt rejuvenated and healed themselves.
In a sketchy corner of town, Needs Viagra was still running around with his ■■■■ out, the mad man. God’s Messenger, despite being off the shits himself, still felt the need to slash the flasher, wounding him! God’s Messenger was suddenly possessed and slashed the flasher once more, wounding him again! Out of nowhere, a Blue-Green Beast emerges in and charges at Needs Viagra wounding him! Boruto’s Grandpa went to go ■■■■ Needs Viagra’s shit up but a Clone took the hit. Not one for clown fiestas, a Hot Edgelord charged through and jabbed Needs Viagra, killing him!
Suddenly the eyes of the Uchiha scattered across the time catching the Watchful Brother’s attention.
In a less sus corner of the village, a Fat ■■■■ pummeled an Actual Bum, wounding him! Needs Viagra came charging at him with his ■■■■ out and a black eye, but the Actual Bum said “what a drag” and dodged that shit. Suddenly, a water dragon came out of nowhere and blasted him, but the Fat ■■■■ came in and protected him.
A Cobweb ■■■■■ saw this and was shook af, she went to go run and heal herself but when she turned around, she ran into the Demon of the Mist. At that point, she was ready to get rid of the cobwebs in her ■■■■■ but instead the Demon of the Mist slashed her twice, killing her! Orochimaru’s Bitches tended to the Demon of the Mist’s wounds. A Watchful Brother and a Closet Pervert tried to come at the Demon of the Mist but mirrors formed around him, protecting him from harm.
Meanwhile, a Bad Bitch bitch slapped God’s Messenger, wounding him! The Demon of the Mist and a Hot Edgelord also felt recoil from this, but the Hot Edgelord’s wounds sealed up on their own. Out of nowhere, the Handsome Devil wrapped themselves around God’s Messenger and ■■■■■■ his shit up, while simultaneously ■■■■■■■ up the Hot Edgelord and the Demon of the Mist! The Hot Edgelord’s wounds were healing themselves and the Demon of the Mist dropped dead!
As the night came to an end, God’s Messenger formed a circle around and pierced himself with a sickle. Suddenly, a Watchful Brother dropped dead.
@bluebell, a neutral entity, has been killed.
@Kayonov, a member of the mafia, has been killed.
@Minutiae, a member of the town, has been killed.
@TMFM, a member of the mafia, has been killed.