Mafia Madhouse Night Phase / Lynch Thread [R2]

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 12, 2019, 8:40pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-12T21:00:00Z → 2019-09-14T21:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

11 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 14, 2019, 3:39pm

Night 1

Story

Welcome back to round 2 of Madhouse Mafia. Here’s your new hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi bringing Konoha’s news live to you. It doesn’t seem there’s much going on tonight but maybe the town will prove us wrong.

A Clone began charging after Ms.Piggy as she prepared herself to take the hit, Lung Cancer emerged from the blinding mist and burned the attacker with their cigarette, preventing any damage to Ms.Piggy. Although, the clone swung again at Ms. Piggy and wounded her. Lung Cancer escorted Ms.Piggy back to her home and away from any harm before heading off themselves. Just when Ms. Piggy thought she was safe, a Water Dragon blasted her from the distance, killing her! As if that wasn’t enough, Baku comes out of nowhere and beats the shit out of her dead body.

In another corner of the leaf, we see The Demon of the Mist charging towards a Watchful Prodigy with their big ■■■■ sword. When all of a sudden the Watchful Prodigy wouldn’t even let them get the chance and retaliated, wounding their attacker! The Demon of the Mist retreated and limped off with a lingering pain. The Blue-Green Beast was also seen giving a Cobweb ■■■■■ a pep talk.

Until next time

Death

@Cutiepie67, a member of the town, has died.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 14, 2019, 3:40pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-14T16:00:00Z → 2019-09-16T16:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

11 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 16, 2019, 2:51pm

Night 2

Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. This village is certainly more livelier than our last gig since nobody died this quickly last time. Was it just luck or will this death streak continue? Stay tuned to find out.

Just when it seemed like it might be a quiet night, a Big Titty Grandma charged at a Hot Edgelord who countered the attack, wounding the Big Titty Grandma whose injuries healed themselves instantly. Meanwhile, a Blue-Green Beast and a Bad Bitch were seen doing squats for leg day ~~and because they were tryna get that ass.~~

As the Hot Edgelord made their way to a different section of town, they encountered a School Shooter. The Hot Edgelord charged up their attack and jabbed the School Shooter but was unable to get through their defenses. Suddenly Boruto’s Grandpa came charging in, hoping to knock the School Shooter tf out. Although, this didn’t get through their defenses either. Not for the faint of heart, a Fat ■■■■ rolled up into a ball and launched themselves at the school shooter which almost did damage this time BUT the school shooter protected themselves. Just when the School Shooter thought it was finally over and let out a sigh of relief, a Bad Bitch ■■■■■■ up the School Shooter, wounding them!

Just when you all thought the violence was over, Needs Viagra whipped their ■■■■ out and tried to leap at the Handsome Devil who evaded the attack! Nearby, a Closet Pervert jabbed We dem boys and wounded one of the boys! This was the biggest tragedy of all. Slithering from the thot den, one of Orochimaru’s Bitches was seen healing the Demon of the Mist.

Lung Cancer was lighting one up, just as a water dragon came charging at his cigarette. Just before it was too late, a Pregnant Ma appeared and knocked the water dragon out of the way. Not one to let his guard down, Lung Cancer braced himself for the next attack as the Demon of the Mist came charging at him. The Demon of the Mist cut through Lung Cancer’s defenses. Before Lung Cancer was struck by the blow, We Dem Boys protected him from the attack. On top of that the second-hand smoke wounded the Demon of the Mist. Lung Cancer thought the assault over but the Demon of the Mist said “Anotha one.” This time as he charged forth, a Fat ■■■■ rolled in front of the attack. The Demon of the Mist tried to cut through but could not because this was one thicc ass boi.

This time, the Demon of the Mist seemed to be gone for good. The trio dispersed and returned to their homes for the night. Suddenly, a Pregnant Ma felt an ominous presence nearby, which is why they were quick to dodge the lethal attack that God’s Messenger had swung at them. Instead of pursuing the Pregnant Ma, God’s Messenger was seen creating a circle and stabbed themselves. On another side of town, Prettier than Sakura fell down to the ground and was confirmed dead by authorities.

Until next time

Death

17%20AM

@kayonov, a member of the mafia, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 16, 2019, 2:52pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-16T15:00:00Z → 2019-09-18T15:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

10 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 18, 2019, 12:46pm

Night 3

Story

Night 3 Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. This village ain’t nothing like round 1, hoes are dying left and right. We don’t even know if it’s safe to host the news here and shit. Although, we’re broke ass bitches who need work, so once again stayed tuned for the pipping hot tea.

The Big Titty Grandma was once again on the prowl, this time they chased after a Closet Pervert. Before the Big Titty Grandma could strike a decisive blow, the Closet Pervert yeeted themselves out of town. Meanwhile, a Blue-Green Beast and a Selfless Sensei were seen blasting their chests to try and define their titties.

On another side of the leaf, a Cobweb ■■■■■ was sitting on a bench feeding the local birds, when a Hot Edgelord rushed over and attacked them, wounding the Cobweb ■■■■■! On edge, the Cobweb ■■■■■ quickly healed themselves. Just in time too because the Handsome Devil appeared out of nowhere and sent the Cobweb ■■■■■ flying with a single hit, wounding them again! A Bad Bitch approached the Cobweb ■■■■■ and they were shook. After all this, the Handsome Devill felt themselves caught in a shadow and they were also shook. An Actual Bum then said “What a drag.”

God’s Messenger rolled up like they owned the whole damn town and pointed their scythe at a Young Thug. As God’s Messenger leaped forward, Lung Cancer tried to stop them but God’s Messenger pushed through, causing Lung Cancer to burn them with his cigarette, wounding both God’s Messenger and Lung Cancer! When God’s Messenger slashed the Young Thug, he said “Bitch you would have thought,” then sent God’s Messenger flying! Wounding him and Lung Cancer.

During the midst of all the drama, We Dem Boys cracked open a cold one, healing one of the boys. Only for Baku to come out of nowhere and ■■■■ their shit up, wounding one of the boys yet again. Before We Dem Boys could head to the medical ninijas, two clones appeared on each side of them preparing to strike! We Dem Boys somehow made it out alive but one of the boys fainted and the other was wounded.

If this wasn’t chaotic enough, Boruto’s Grandpa milly rocked and swung at the Needs Viagra, greatly wounding them! During a food fight, a Fat ■■■■ tried to hit God’s Messenger, but a Young Thug stopped them and said “Uh no, bitch.” Suddenly, a Pregnant Ma stabbed the Young Thug, wounding him! In the midst of all the violence, the Selfless Sensei placed their healing hands on the School Shooter and tended to their wounds. A Big Titty Grandma also took this opportunity to heal the wounded and restored the injuries of God’s Messenger.

In the dead of the night, God’s Messenger stood in their ritual circle and took out their sickle dripping with blood from earlier in the night and stabbed their own heart! Suddenly, Lung Cancer dropped dead. A Pregnant Ma gave birth and the God’s Messenger was shook. As the night came to an end, God’s Messenger’s wound started to seal itself up as if it were never even there.

Death

@Eflakis, a member of the town, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 18, 2019, 12:48pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-18T13:00:00Z → 2019-09-20T13:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

10 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 19, 2019, 10:14pm

The town gathered around @Fish and lynched him! They thought Fish ■■■■■ was a goner for sure but he seemed unfazed and rolled off into the night.

17%20PM

Night 4 begins now - Please submit your actions to me and @Averdi promptly before the deadline

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 19, 2019, 11:51pm

Night 4

Story

Night 4 Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. Honestly, ■■■■ this job. This village has a horrible crime rate, also bitches are dying like nobody’s business so it’s depressing. When we did this shit in JoJo, nobody even died yet. I don’t care if we go broke, Averchimaru will support this family with his stripping career. We’ll still serve the tea while we bitch and complain though.

The night started out just like any other, a clown fiesta. A Hot Edgelord was just standing there when snakes shot out from him and bit God’s Messenger wounding both him and the Hot Edgelord; however, the latter’s wounds sealed up immediately. The Hot Edgelord flew away for now, God’s Messenger went to go ■■■■ somebody else up but he looked into the eyes of a Watchful Brother and he was ~~in a trance~~ shook. God’s Messenger was wounded again but he still carried on somehow.

A Formerly Pregnant Ma took out her kunai ready to attack as she felt an ominous aura, the Pregnant Ma did a 180 and thew her kunai at Needs Viagra. With a false sense of security, she turned around and made her way home to go be with her baby when suddenly a slug stunned her, the Pregnant Ma was shook. Then an Actual Bum said what a drag and wounded the Pregnant Ma, she was shook again. Suddenly, the Actual Bum trapped her in an explosives net but before they attacked, a Young Thug said “No Bitch.”" The Young Thug went to go attack but a Closet Pervert yeeted them from the village. Afterwards, the Closet Pervert jabs the Pregnant Ma but she dodges! Only for a Blue-Green Beast to roll up and kill her! A Bad Bitch showed up, not one for being left out, and hit the Pregnant Ma’s dead body.

A School Shooter went to go shoot a Young Thug but he was nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, a Blue-Green Beast and a Big Titty Grandma tried to get thicc. After trying to get thicc, the Big Titty Grandma tried to tend to We Them Boy’s wounds but it failed. Suddenly, a water dragon shot out at We Them Boys but the main boy held it down for the squad and protected himself. Only for The Demon of the Mist to whip their big ■■■■ sword out and kill the boys! If only it was Saturday.

Later in the night at the medical corps, Shizune healed Cobweb ■■■■■. Following that example, the Selfless Sensei healed Needs Viagra while a Big Titty Grandma rushed in and attacked them. To spread the good cheer of healing, Ms. Piggy mended the Demon of the Mist’s wounds and Orochimaru’s Bitches went and healed the Young Thug.

In the dead of the night, Boruto’s Grandpa reached and sealed God’s Messenger’s chakra. True to their title, Boruto’s Grandpa looked over their shoulder as three clones came charging at them. Boruto’s Grandpa swiftly dodged the first two but was wounded by the third.

As the night came to a close, clouds formed over the top of the leaf. On the tallest structure stood a Hot Edgelord, they glared at God’s Messenger and said “Begone Thot”" as he struck God’s Messenger and himself with severe damage. Despite both of them being gravely wounded, they both stood still. God’s Messenger’s wounds began to seal up. While the Hot Edgelord’s wounds disappeared as if they were never even there.

Deaths

@LeiCiel, a member of the town, has been killed.

@HusbandoEmblem, a member of the town, has been killed

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 19, 2019, 11:54pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-20T00:00:00Z → 2019-09-22T00:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

9 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 21, 2019, 12:28pm

The angry mob gathered around @Fish again and lynched him! They felt convinced that Fish ■■■■■ wouldn’t get past this one, but here was just a pissed off headless man. The town came back for more but he rolled down a nearby hill and escaped.

17%20AM

Night 5 begins now - Please submit your actions to me and @Averdi promptly before the deadline

Now that there’s been a lynch, no more discussing the game in the day thread until the night story comes out.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 22, 2019, 3:03am

Night 5

Story

Night 5 Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. If you thought we didn’t ■■■■ with this job before, we definitely don’t now. Two deaths in one night? We’re not about this buy one, get one free shit when it comes to dying.

Unlike many other nights, tonight did not start with any bloodshed. Instead, it started with two bros. A Blue-Green Beast and Boruto’s Grandpa were seen blasting their obliques together. Although, Boruto’s Grandpa’s self care day wasn’t over yet. A Big Titty Grandma and a Cobweb ■■■■■ both ~~gave the succ and~~ tended to the wounds of Boruto’s Grandpa.

Although, they weren’t the only ones, God’s Messenger felt his wounds slowly seal away. Only for a Blue-Green Beast to share at him and open them right back! Nearby, a Hot Edgelord screamed out in pain. Meanwhile, an Actual Bum went to go look for some sus bois, only for a Young Thug to him no. The Actual Bum said ”what a drag,” and dipped.

Needs Viagra was taking a stroll though the village to guy buy some viagra, only to be confronted by a Hot Edgelord who came charging down at him, greatly wounding Needs Viagra! Just when he thought it was over, a Closet Pevert charged in and wounded him once more! A Bad Bitch threw their kunai at him, yet despite the damage, Needs Viagra still stood tall. Boruto’s Grandpa ■■■■■■ his shit up, but Needs Viagra refused to die.

Meanwhile, a Watchful Brother stood on a rooftop and sniped the Bad Bitch, wounding them with searing damage! Nearby, God’s Messenger tried to slash a Hot Edgelord, but the susanoo protected them from the hit and went to strike God’s Messenger; however, the susanoo stopped itself from striking at the last second. Suddenly, a different giant blade came slicing out of nowhere at the Hot Edgelord but the Watchful Brother protected them just in time.

After seeing all of the action, a Fat ■■■■ decided to break a chair over a Young Thug’s head, the Young Thug tried to retaliate only for the Fat ■■■■ to return the favor, greatly wounding the Young Thug!

Nearby, Boruto’s Grandpa feels a strange presence nearby. Quick on their feet, Boruto’s Grandpa effortlessly dodged as Needs Viagra came charging towards them. As the Demon of the Mist beasted forward with their big ■■■■ sword, Boruto’s Grandpa said “anotha one” and dodged that attack too! Although, The Demon of the Mist didn’t ■■■■ with DJ Khalid so that line pissed them off, causing the Demon of the Mist to strike again and this time they didn’t miss, wounding Boruto’s Grandpa!

As the night came to an end, a Cobweb ■■■■■ was just enjoying the quiet of the night. Only to get DPed on by Baku and a water dragon greatly wounding the Cobweb ■■■■■. Nearby, God’s Messenger’s wounds sealed up once more.

Deaths

None for once

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 22, 2019, 3:05am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-22T03:00:00Z → 2019-09-24T03:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

9 votes needed for a lynch

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 23, 2019, 8:59pm

The angry mob gathered around @TMFM, lynching him! Just as the town was about to finish him off, he popped a viagra and flashed the town, distracting them enough to escape!

Night 6 begins now - Please submit your actions to me and @Averdi promptly before the deadline

Now that there’s been a lynch, no more discussing the game in the day thread until the night story comes out.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 24, 2019, 6:53am

Night 6

Story

Night 6 Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. For once bitches didn’t die last night, so maybe there’s hope for this ratchet ass village yet. Let’s not get our hopes up just yet, we’ll see what this night has to bring.

Back in the infirmary, a Big Titty Grandma was healing a Cobweb ■■■■■, a fellow grandma. Both of them knew what it was like to have cobwebs in their ■■■■■ so they bonded over that. The Hot Edgelord could not relate but took the heal even if they didn’t need it. To share the good spirit, a Selfless Sensei healed Needs Viagra. After a Hot Egelord got out of the hospital, they were seen with a Blue-Green Beast drinking protein shakes after getting some gains. The Hot Edgelord felt rejuvenated and healed themselves.

In a sketchy corner of town, Needs Viagra was still running around with his ■■■■ out, the mad man. God’s Messenger, despite being off the shits himself, still felt the need to slash the flasher, wounding him! God’s Messenger was suddenly possessed and slashed the flasher once more, wounding him again! Out of nowhere, a Blue-Green Beast emerges in and charges at Needs Viagra wounding him! Boruto’s Grandpa went to go ■■■■ Needs Viagra’s shit up but a Clone took the hit. Not one for clown fiestas, a Hot Edgelord charged through and jabbed Needs Viagra, killing him!

Suddenly the eyes of the Uchiha scattered across the time catching the Watchful Brother’s attention.

In a less sus corner of the village, a Fat ■■■■ pummeled an Actual Bum, wounding him! Needs Viagra came charging at him with his ■■■■ out and a black eye, but the Actual Bum said “what a drag” and dodged that shit. Suddenly, a water dragon came out of nowhere and blasted him, but the Fat ■■■■ came in and protected him.

A Cobweb ■■■■■ saw this and was shook af, she went to go run and heal herself but when she turned around, she ran into the Demon of the Mist. At that point, she was ready to get rid of the cobwebs in her ■■■■■ but instead the Demon of the Mist slashed her twice, killing her! Orochimaru’s Bitches tended to the Demon of the Mist’s wounds. A Watchful Brother and a Closet Pervert tried to come at the Demon of the Mist but mirrors formed around him, protecting him from harm.

Meanwhile, a Bad Bitch bitch slapped God’s Messenger, wounding him! The Demon of the Mist and a Hot Edgelord also felt recoil from this, but the Hot Edgelord’s wounds sealed up on their own. Out of nowhere, the Handsome Devil wrapped themselves around God’s Messenger and ■■■■■■ his shit up, while simultaneously ■■■■■■■ up the Hot Edgelord and the Demon of the Mist! The Hot Edgelord’s wounds were healing themselves and the Demon of the Mist dropped dead!

As the night came to an end, God’s Messenger formed a circle around and pierced himself with a sickle. Suddenly, a Watchful Brother dropped dead.

Deaths

10%20AM
@bluebell, a neutral entity, has been killed.

0702aee40f29b1d1fc4d563496ee4eed8e3eb2fc_00
@Kayonov, a member of the mafia, has been killed.

@Minutiae, a member of the town, has been killed.

34%20AM
@TMFM, a member of the mafia, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 24, 2019, 6:55am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-24T07:00:00Z → 2019-09-26T07:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

7 votes needed for a lynch

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 25, 2019, 9:56pm

The angry mob was tired of @Fish’s nasty ■■■■■ one shotting the town. So they gathered around and lynched him! The town expected @Fish to be gone once and for all, but instead he came back rejuvenated and pissed off. Before the town could do anything, Fish ■■■■■ escaped into the night.

Night 7 begins now - Please submit your actions to me and @Averdi promptly before the deadline

Now that there’s been a lynch, no more discussing the game in the day thread until the night story comes out.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 26, 2019, 3:53pm

Night 7

Story

Your hosts, Averchimaru and Souljtachi are back for another night of bringing Konoha’s news live to you. The death count last night was higher than the whole first five days of our last job. We’re not staying here for long and we’re desperate enough to start sucking ■■■■■ in gas station bathrooms because this job is a bust.

To start off the night, a Handsome Devil charged forward and tried to kick a Hot Edgelord, only for him to say “No, bitch” and counter the attack; however, the Handsome Devil was able to dodge the blow. Not one for giving up, the Handsome Devil attacked God’s Messenger wounding him! A Hot Edgelord and a Bad Bitch were wounded as well. Before the Handsome Devil could leave, he saw a Big Titty Grandma and their slug, a Handsome Devil was shook. Just after that a Big Titty Grandma went for the attack, a Handsome Devil tried to dodge but was wounded instead.

A Big Titty Grandma then went back to the medical center so they could heal an Actual Bum who said “what a drag.” As the Actual Bum walked outside the center, a Blue-Green Beast was waiting there for him so they could go on a 10 mile jog. An Actual Bum sighed and said "what a drag " as he felt the burn in his thighs.

Meanwhile, God’s Messenger was strutting around town acting like he owned the damn place ~~because he did~~ . A Hot Edgelord stopped him in his tracks and said “Begone Thot” while thunderclapping his nasty fish smelling ■■■■■, wounding him! Suddenly, a Hot Edgelord got an STD and died. Nearby, a Bad Bitch was minding her own business as she cried out in pain and dropped dead! As the two dead bodies dropped before him, God’s Messenger laughed and walked off. Only to be stopped by a Blue-Green Beast and Boruto’s Grandpa. Before the Blue-Green Beast went in for the attack, Boruto’s Grandpa gave him some protein powder. The Blue-Green Beast went in for the attack and greatly wounded God’s Messenger.

On another side of town, a Closet Pervert goes in to jab the Young Thug but instead the Young Thug yeets them out of there. Boruto’s Grandpa gets ready to ruin the Young Thug’s career but then realizes he’s got no sauce left and leaves. As Boruto’s Grandpa is making his way out, a clone attacks them. They tried to dodge but couldn’t move out of the way, while Needs Viagra came from the other end so they could DP the foxy grandpa. Boruto’s Grandpa was greatly wounded. God’s Messenger went to go in on the attack as well, but was suddenly overcome by a shadow and stabbed himself instead.

As the night came to an end, Orochimaru’s Bottom Bitch was seen tending to the Young Thug’s wounds. Now that the boys were back in patrol, they decided to go for the Big Titty Grandma. Orochimaru’s Bottom Bitch charged up his chakra and greatly wounded the Big Titty Grandma whose wounds immediately healed moments after the attack. Seconds after, Prettier than Sakura came in and threw a needle at the Big Titty Grandma wounding them, but it was no matter for their wounds sealed up immediately.

Deaths

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@GawainDeliveries, a member of the mafia, has been killed.

@Arco-di-Sacae, a member of the town, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 26, 2019, 3:54pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-09-26T16:00:00Z → 2019-09-28T16:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

7 votes needed for a lynch

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · September 29, 2019, 2:10pm

To nobody’s surprise, the town lynched @Fish again and failed to kill him again. Fish ■■■■■ started to get annoyed at the town for being so terrible at killing that he said he’d kill the mafia himself since they can’t do shit. The town wanted to finish him off but they were paralyzed by his big ■■■■ energy, as Fish ■■■■■ walked away.

Night 8 begins now - Please submit your actions to me and @Averdi promptly before the deadline

Now that there’s been a lynch, no more discussing the game in the day thread until the night story comes out.

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