Mafia Madhouse Night Phase / Lynch Thread [R4]

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 23, 2019, 1:43am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-12-23T01:30:00Z → 2019-12-25T01:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

12 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-24T13:30:00Z

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 25, 2019, 5:20am

Night 1

Story

This story is starting off like any other in mafia town, a hot ass mess . It’s time for Chapter 1 of Mafia Madhouse R4. The first character we’re seeing in this story is nameless for now. All we know is that everyone inhabiting York New City suddenly became pissed off. This is your bitch, Souljtachi, and starting today I’m taking to the streets of York New City.

The night began with Gaming Bro yeeting the Home Economist and the BDSM Enthusiast out of York New, those hoes LEFT. A few blocks down, Timeless Teacher was trying to get pumped but Trust Issues stopped them and killed the vibe. The Gambling Addict went to go heal themself just to get an extra boost in there but shit went wrong and they were greatly wounded. After, Trust Issues went to go square up with the sexy stalker, the Vape God tried to kill yet ANOTHER vibe but the Trust Issues was not having it, they couldn’t hang though so they coughed, and ended up wounding the sexy stalker! The Gaming Bro tried to give the Sexy Stalker and the Racist the good shit but they just ended up making them cough too.

Outside of the casino, Trust Issues slashed the Crazy Baby but nothing happened. Deciding that it wasn’t enough, the Trust Issues took out a loaded gun and shot the BDSM Enthusiast for not being competent earlier, wounding them! The Untucked Shirt was gonna help a homie out and protect the BDSM Enthusiast but they said “Fuck em” for the coughing shit earlier and hit the BDSM Enthusiast too, wounding them AGAIN! The one and only Tax Collector wanted to whip up the good shit and tend to their wounds, but that only ended up seemingly killing the BDSM Enthusiast! It also made them cough.

In the more glamorous part of York New City, we had the Untucked Shirt charging the Mafia Boss’s company card to no end. They then left to go meet with a client but there was nobody there. So they shrugged and left with the mafia. In the midst of high class society, the Tax Collector was feeling in a low class mood and let their fishing poll rip, they hooked it around the Crazy Baby. The Home Economist was about to come for the Crazy Baby but the Untucked Shirt tugged on his shirt and asked for a favor.

On a rooftop bar, the Home Economist took a swing at the Twinkie, who was on their matrix shit, and blocked the Home Economist, grabbing the attack before it could connect. The Sexy Stalker went to go help themselves but ended up cutting themselves instead, wounding them! Nearby, The Motherfucking Man was ready for another bar fight and tried to shoot the Deadbeat Dad but their DICK CAN’T REACH and the attack missed. On their pussy shit, the Deadbeat Dad went to go protect themselves afterwards but ended up slapping their own face and wounded themselves.

The night came to a close and the Untucked Shirt got finished making gains at work and with their stocks. When suddenly, the Swole Daddy wanted to square up. They took a couple swings at the Untucked Shirt, greatly wounding them! As all of the chaos ensued, the sexy stalker took ahold of the BDSM Enthusiast and they decided to lay low for the night.

While things seemed to calm down that was far from the case. A BDSM Enthusiast was walking home when unidentifiable punches knocked them to the ground, not once, not twice but thrice! This severely wounded the BDSM Enthusiast, but before they could even take a second to feel the pain. Beef Cake was walking down the street causing an awful sound to emit from the unidentifiable force! This wounded Beef Cake, the *BDSM Enthusiast, the Vape God, and the The Motherfucking Man! The Racist was somehow able to avoid the attack. As all life seemed to seep out of the BDSM Enthusiast, Virgin loaded them into the ambulance and saved the BDSM Enthusiast’s life! Out of nowhere, a Fish Pussy came and took a bite out of Oct with a Glock, slightly wounding them.

As the night closed, the Untucked Shirt adopted a stray pup wandering the streets - And the Untucked Shirt accrued interest.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 25, 2019, 5:24am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-12-25T05:30:00Z → 2019-12-27T05:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

12 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-26T17:30:00Z

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 26, 2019, 5:42pm

The town gathered around @CutiePie67 and tried to tie him down to prepare for the lynch - BUT the second they looked away, the squad CAME THRU and busted him out! @Cutiepie67 was pissed and stormed off into the night.

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Night 2 begins now. You have 12 hours to send in actions.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 27, 2019, 8:53pm

Night 2

Story

Here we are, back for another night in York New city. Tonight, the city streets are more dangerous than ever. Tonight’s chapter began with the BDSM Enthusiast chaining Beefcake to ~~fuck~~ hell, making him SHOOK. Next up, we had Four Eyes trying to go the shadow realm but a spiritual message stopped him. Meanwhile, the Vape God was with the Gambling Addict in the shadow realm.

The MotherFucking Man went to go look for the Gambling Addict but he didn’t know how to get to the Shadow Realm. WHEN SUDDENLY, the Fish Pussy reprisal came back and took a bite out of him, which should have killed the MotherFucking Man… Luckily an ambulance rushed over and took him to the hospital, saving his life. This made the MotherFucking Man get pumped. Meanwhile, Trust Issues decided to lay low with the Tax Collector. Out of nowhere, Gaming Bro attacked the Crazy Baby, wounding them and brining out their crazy eyes.

The Home Economist wanted to go give the Vape God and the Gambling Addict the sauce but they were nowhere to be found, so the Home Economist tended to the Oct with a Glock’s wounds instead. Luckily, the Gambling Addict could take care of themselves and whipped out their staff to get it on with the Vape God heal his own wounds from earlier. To get on the healing train, the Timeless Teacher relaxed the MotherFucking Man’s wounds. They would have done the same for the Tax Collector but they couldn’t be found. Afterwards, the Timeless Teacher wanted to have a showdown with Beef Cake, they went in for the attack but then Daddy Long Legs came behind Beef Cake and teleported them out of there.

Afterwards, Harley Quinn came thru and tended to Beef Cake’s wounds. Wanting to get in on the good vibes, the Virgin went to the Mother Fucking Man’s hospital bed and gave them the good shit, restoring his health. Nearby, the Twinkie went to go give the Gambling Addict some drank but they were nowhere to be found.

Now we were back to the nice part of York New. The Mafia Girl wanted some down time and swiped the Mafia Boss’s company card to relieve some stress. When the Mafia Girl was done, they went to go see their client, the Twinkie. The Mafia Girl sat down and started to do their thing.

“With iridescent fire, this man’s colors are plentiful and vast as the rainbow itself.
Try to trick his shots and you will end up in the crossfire
Do not get on his bad side, for he contains the ingredients between life and slumber
Tonight, he went to face the raging beast and gambled away the drink of life.
Soon, that raging fire will die out.”

After that chilling fortune, the Twinkie was determined and set out to do what he had to. He strolled up to Beef Cake and shot him, slightly wounding the Beef Cake, only for him to retaliate and strike the Twinkie, wounding him! The Twinkie went to go fire anotha one, slightly wounding the Beef Cake once more. Beef Cake retaliated and hit the Twinkie with a killing blow!

Beef Cake was feeling pumped and was about to go fuck more bitches up, but he was too shook to move. Daddy Issues came over and hit Beef Cake full force, wounding him! Beef Cake was nobody’s bitch and hit Daddy Issues back, but the ~~dick sucked itself~~ wound healed itself within no time.

The Oct with a Glock used a snipe shot from far away, slightly wounding him. The Oct with a Glock came in with the kill shot but couldn’t do it and just shot Beef Cake’s leg.

Back to the nice section of York New, the GILF came thru and shoot his shot at the Mafia Girl who was able to get out of the way with the help of the mafia, they tried to retaliate but that mafia dick CAN’T REACH. Speaking of hits, a Puppet went to go fuck the Gambling Addict up, but they couldn’t find them outside of the Shadow Realm. Daddy Long Legs tried to send an attack the Gambling Addict’s way but it was no use. The Gambling Addict had their glock ready to shoot bitches but they were just stuck with the Vape God.

Wanting to add to the chaos, the Racist went to attack the Tax Collector twice but they were 404 not found, the attack ended up getting fired on Trust Issues but the attacks missed. Not too long after, the Swole Daddy went to go after the Tax Collector but they couldn’t see the bitch.

As the night came to a close, the Four Eyes got SWUNG into the Sexy Stalker who quickly cloaked herself in hair, curving damage. When suddenly, the Horny Clown threw a card in her neck, killing her! The Horny Clown threw anotha one at Four Eyes who dodged the attack and evacuated the area.

Before the curtains shut, the Tax Collector adopted a stray pup wandering the streets - And Beef Cake accrued interest.

Deaths

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@Wyan, the Sexy Stalker and a member of the town, has been killed

@Pokyo, the Twinkie and a member of the town, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 27, 2019, 8:56pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-12-27T21:00:00Z → 2019-12-29T21:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

11 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-29T09:00:00Z

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 28, 2019, 10:19pm

The town gathered around @CutiePie67 for a lynch, making sure he was in unbreakable chains this time. Right when they pulled the trigger, they realized they accidentally lynched @The-Beast instead!

Making me and homeless puppies cry everywhere.

Deaths

@The-Beast, the Tax Collector and a member of the town, has been wrongfully murdered.

@Souljia_Boy, the Former Rapper and the GM, has died from this interaction.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 30, 2019, 2:36am

Night 3

Story

The night began with a nasty Fish Pussy taking a chomp out of the Motherfucking Man , wounding him! Although, the Motherfucking Man wasn’t about to take this shit so they whipped out the good shit and tended to the wounds of themselves and the Gambling Addict. Out of nowhere, Trust Issues was shook. Also the Gaming Bro felt compelled to slap themselves.

To join in on the good time, Harley Quinn healed Beef Cake. The Beef Cake was ready to roll now, he started getting ready to fuck up Four Eyes when Daddy Issues hit hit with their rod, which didn’t work but made Beef Cake starting coughing, so he hit Daddy Issues, wounding them! Daddy Issues tended to their wounds Next, the Crazy Baby tried to tug on Beef Cake’s wife beater but this pissed him off, so he decked the Crazy Baby in the face, wounding her! The Dead Beat Dad was about to make moves but the Home Economist said “I got a big fat ass, big dicks follow.” By the time, the Beef Cake could hit Four Eyes he already left. This pissed Beef Cake off even more, so he decide to scream at bitches, wounding the Racist, Daddy Issues, the Crazy Baby, and the Deadbeat Dad. The Vape God also got hit by the blast and tried to dodge but it failed, so they tried to counter the Beef Cake which made them hit the Vape God back, wounding them!

The Racist was annoyed after getting yelled at, so they smacked Beef Cake, who was protected by the Swole Daddy, but the Racist pierced it, wounding the Beef Cake who swiftly countered and the Racist protected themselves before any harm could be done. The Racist came back swinging again, killing the Beef Cake who told the Racist "Go to hell, you son of a bitch,’ wounding the Racist! The Untucked Shirt then went to go slap Beef Cake’s dead body. The Motherfucking Man went to attack the Racist but Four Eyes sent the Racist and the Gaming Bro to the shadow realm before it could happen.

The Motherfucking Man felt like a clown after this, so they decided to go home. Suddenly, they were backed into a dead end by the Timeless Teacher who tried to the Motherfucking Man, but the Gambling Addict whipped out their shield just in time and protected them. For some strange reason, the Gambling Addict turned on the Motherfucking Man after that and slashed him! Although, nothing happened. Daddy Issues missed their dad, so they hit the Motherfucking Man out of frustration, wounding him! The the Motherfucking Man was kind of stressed so they healed the Crazy Baby and kept a little something for themselves, making the Crazy Baby get them crazy eyes.

Nobody felt like giving the Motherfucking Man a break, so the Horny Clown tried to slash the Motherfucking Man with a card, but the Oct with a Glock jumped in the way and took the hit for the Motherfucking Man, greatly wounding him! The Horny Clown was nobody’s bitch and threw anotha one, wounding the the Motherfucking Man. Out of nowhere, the Oct with a Glock and the Motherfucking Man both started coughing like bitches. The Oct with a Glock was mad confused in all this chaos and shot the the Motherfucking Man in the leg two times for no reason. The Watchful Brother came in and hit the Motherfucking Man, but was protected by that something they saved earlier. As the Motherfucking Man was there on his LAST breath, the BDSM Enthusiast rolled up with their sex toys to beat him. Although, the BDSM Enthusiast held back for some reason and couldn’t do it. The Motherfucking Man was traumatized and ran home.

Meanwhile the Timeless Teacher gave the Watchful Brother a massage. Later, the Virgin gave the suck to the Gambling Addict, which satisfied the Gambling Addict and the Virgin. To further the rehabilitation, the Home Economist gave the Oct with a Glock the sauce, healing their wounds. Nearby, Trust Issues was still shook. To make matters worse, they got hit with that fairy dust and was put in a trance.

– As the night came to an end, we’re brought back to the only part of York New that actually matters, the Underworld. There we had the Mafia Girl who was ready to tell two fortunes tonight. She whipped out her pen and started writing for the Horny Clown.

*With overwhelming energy, this man is a force that won’t retire. Hits and attacks will fuel this fire. *
*As long as he breathes, things are not as they seem. *
*Keep a vigilant eye because each careless step could be your last, for him death is a thing of the past. *
*Tonight he played a game of cards and attacked a stranger and a familiar face. While keeping his eyes on the prize. *
Each night a different suit, the suit of life and death. The fruit of knowledge and sustenance.

— When she was done with that fortune, the Mafia Girl examined the Racist and began to write.

"These eyes cannot be fooled or tricked. When all life drains, one will be punished and another blessed.
Resting hands can become busy hands and a good offense becomes the greatest defense.
Each strike is infinite, one more powerful than the last. Some are forgiving while others are not.
Tonight, he cloaked himself and took down the raging beast."

As the Mafia Girl finished her work, she decided to leave the Underworld and go shopping, she even whipped out the Mafia Boss’s credit card. When the Mafia Girl stepped out the door, the GILF attacked from afar, the mafia tried to seize him but that mafia dick couldn’t reach. The GILF attacked again and made a big scene but the mafia girl dove out of the way, only to crash into the DILF who charged up two orbs and blasted the Mafia Girl with it, killing her!

Deaths

@lordhelpme, the Mafia Girl and a member of the town, has been assassinated.

@CutiePie67, Beef Cake and a member of the mafia, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 30, 2019, 2:44am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-12-30T02:45:00Z → 2020-01-01T02:45:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

10 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-31T14:45:00Z

Don’t vote more than once

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · December 31, 2019, 4:32pm

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch because there could be only one @GamingBro1 in this town. They pulled the trigger, wounding @LeiCiel! Just when they went to finish the job, @LeiCiel vanished into the night.

Night 4 begins now.

Actions are due by 2020-01-01T02:45:00Z

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Bitches

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 1, 2020, 5:31pm

Night 4

Story

Hey, bitches. We’re back for another night in York New City. New Year, new you - Am I right? Will more bitches die or will they live? Let’s see how this shit goes.

To start the night, Harley Quinn’s loyal ass healed the Gaming Bro. Afterwards, another bitch came thru. The Motherfucking Man went to go tend to the wounds of theCrazy Baby. Not done with his acts of charity, The Motherfucking Man said “new year, new me” and made the Oct with a Glock feel more energized. This made the Motherfucking Man start getting pumped. When Four Eyes went to send him to the shadow realm, a Dramatic Twink stopped him. Next up, the Timeless Teacher made Trust Issues lay down and soothed away all their troubles and trust issues. The Home Economist came thru and tended to the Racist’s wounds.

Afterwards, the Timeless Teacher was ready to throw hands, they charged towards the Swole Daddy and threw a punch. The Home Economist tried to stop them but failed and ended up coughing after. The Swole Daddy on the other hand, ended up wounded. The Swole Daddy then took this chance to attack the BDSM Enthusiast and the Horny Clown but nothing happened. The Racist came thru and gave the Swole Daddy a handjob twice, KILLING HIM! The Swole Daddy began coughing up blood in his final hours. The Gambling Addict wasn’t some bitch and tried to chop the Deadbeat Dad, but was stopped by the Gaming Bro!

The Virgin was so impressed with the Racist that they sucked their dick. The Gambling Addict was still out for blood and tried to chop the Watchful Brother who quickly dodged out of the way. The *Gambling Addict was even more pissed now, so they took their anger and shot the Deadbeat Dad, making him shook. Then came in Daddy Issues who was late to the party and slapped the Swole Daddy’s dead body. The Vape God came out of nowhere and ripped a fat cloud, making the MotherFucking Man feel more agile.

Next up, came the Deadbeat Dad who tried to blast the Oct with a Glock but the Crazy Baby tugged on his shirt and stopped him. The DeadBeat Dad was tired of this and decided to blast the BDSM Enthusiast but the Vape God blew smoke in his face, blinding him. The Virgin came over and bit the BDSM Enthusiast, wounding him! Suddenly, Daddy Long Legs came in and blasted the BDSM Enthusiast, wounding him again! Daddy Long Legs decided enough was enough and this bitch had to GO, so he blasted the BDSM Enthusiast one last time, KILLING HIM.

In the midst of all the confusion, the Oct with a Glock slapped themselves, greatly wounding them! Four Eyes decided to do the same thing for no reason but came to their senses and dodged because that shit was whack. The Gaming Bro was tired of the Gambling Addict and their gambling, so they just took a bite out of them, wounding the Gambling Addict and restored their own health. Before the wounds could settle, the Home Economist ran out of nowhere and gave the Gambling Addict the succ.

Out of nowhere, the Oct with a Glock shot the Timeless Teacher wounding them, then the Oct said “anotha one” and wounded the Timeless Teacher again. Now, it was time for the face off between the GILF and the Deadbeat Dad, the GILF blasted him with one of their signature moves but nothing happened to the Deadbeat Dad.

When the night seemed to be over, Beef Cake came thru and screamed! This wounded the Swole Daddy’s dead body, the Racist who swiftly protected themselves, the Watchful Brother, the Timeless Teacher was able to brace themselves thus curving any damage, the Gambling Addict who countered the attack, Daddy Issues who quickly healed themselves, and the Vape God.

At the end of the night, the stray pups came looking for the Tax Collector but nobody was there. Also the Watchful Brother attacked the Horny Clown, wounding him.

Deaths

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@ACExDiscostu93, the BDSM Enthusiast and a member of the town, has been killed.

@LeiCiel, the Swole Daddy and a member of the mafia, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 1, 2020, 5:34pm

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-01-01T17:30:00Z → 2020-01-03T17:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

9 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-03T05:30:00Z

Don’t be that ass who votes for themselves

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 3, 2020, 12:59am

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch because they wanted to be done with this bitch already. They hung @LeiCiel, greatly wounding them! Before they could kill @LeiCiel, they vanished into the night.

Night 5 begins now.

Actions are due by 2020-01-03T17:30:00Z

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Here We Go Again

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 3, 2020, 7:14pm

Night 5

Story

Before the night could even start, Four Eyes was done dirty AGAIN and felt themselves get shook out of nowhere for seemingly no reason. Witnessing this, Trust Issues wanted to stay out of the chaos, so they took the Vape God with them and laid low for the night. Before laying low, the Vape God dropped his pipe, so Daddy Long Legs and the Gaming Bro picked up that dank shit. Afterwards, Daddy Long Legs started ripping fat clouds and the two were sky high.

In comes the Timeless Teacher who tries to pour out a cold one for the Vape God but he was nowhere to be found. The Timeless Teacher was about to pour out another one but the Home Economist came out of nowhere and said “No, bitch.” The Timeless Teacher shrugged it off and tried to attack Trust Issues who was 404 not found. Suddenly, Beef Cake came out of nowhere and screamed at Trust Issues who was still going hollywood, wounding the Timeless Teacher! To spice things up, the Vape God tried to slap the Horny Clown but missed.

On a more peaceful side of the city, the Home Economist gave themselves the sauce, like an ass. Afterwards, the Home Economist healed the Motherfucking Man and the Horny Clown. The Motherfucking Man did not return the favor and instead tended to their own wounds again, greatly healing themselves. The Motherfucking Man then gave the Oct with a Glock a little extra something on the side, making them feel rejuvenated.

Just outside of that peaceful scene, the Gambling Addict spun a vortex around themselves. The Virgin tried to come thru and say hi but the vortex spun on violently. The Virgin said ■■■■■ you too, bitch” and walked away. The Gambling Addict tried to come out and slash the Horny Clown but they didn’t feel like coming out. Meanwhile, the Virgin took their business elsewhere and dropped it low for the Oct with a Glock.

Back to the start, the Racist saw Daddy Long Legs blowing fat clouds and wanted to give him a handjob but the Racist couldn’t hang and was blocked off by the clouds. The GILF was like “hey, can I get a hit?” but he couldn’t hang either.

On the other side of the things, the Vape God was actually more drawn to the Gaming Bro and was about to square up, but since they didn’t have their pipe, they were denied entry. The Motherfucking Man tried to punch the Gaming Bro through the smoke, but their ass missed. The Timeless Teacher also wanted to fight the Gaming Bro but they couldn’t get through either. Meanwhile, inside the clouds, the Gaming Bro raised their tail to Daddy Long Legs. The Crazy Baby tried to block but they couldn’t hang. Suddenly, the Gaming Bro wounded Daddy Long Legs* and healed their own wounds.

Back to reality, we had the Crazy Baby who took to the streets of York New. When suddenly, Four Eyes was flung into the Crazy Baby, wounding them! Suddenly, the Oct with a Glock comes back from the gym, and with the help of steroids, is now swole. The Oct with a Glock comes swinging at the Crazy Baby, wounding them! Out of nowhere, the Crazy Baby’s eyes turned black. The MotherFucking Man got swung into them and nothing happened. The Horny Clown threw a card at the bitch but nothing happened.

There was more to York New than just two dank bitches though. The Oct with a Glock was wandering down a dark alley when all of a sudden, Go Go Gadget started beating them, wounding the Oct with a Glock. As he ran out of the alley, the Horny Clown flashed them, wounding the Oct with a Glock whose wig fell off right after! When the Oct with a Glock made it to safety, he ran into Go Go Gadget and decided to shoot them, but they swiftly dodged the first time. They reloaded their glock and shot again, wounding Go Go Gadget! Go Go Gadget was about to retaliate, but the Home Economist said “No, bitch” and stopped them.

The Crazy Baby with their crazy eyes came thru to the Underworld to meet with a special client, the Mafia Boss. He had a very special request of the Crazy Baby… The Crazy Baby worked their magic and suddenly…

@lordhelpme has been resurrected and is now a player again in the game.

Happy to see his daughter again, the Mafia Boss took the company card and took his daughter shopping, rejuvenating her for the night. The Mafia protected the Mafia Girl from any bullshit along the way. Before they went home, the Mafia Girl met with two clients.

First was the Timeless Teacher…

An experienced and wise contender to be sure, don’t let their looks fool you, there’s more to this one than meets the eye.
Strong yet soothing, this is the hand that feeds.
Deceitful in nature but when the truth is told, this blow will be stopped by none.
Tonight, they struck only those who are not of human born and visited two wise men

Last but not least, the Mafia Girl examined Go Go Gadget

Looks can be deceiving and so can motives. A family man who will not be stopped at any costs, his allegiance unclear
A professional at what he does, a jack of all trades yet master of none
Enlightened, he can wage between those who wake and those who sleep.
Tonight, he played the puppet master cloaked in trickery.

Deaths

Deeze Nutz

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 4, 2020, 1:54am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-01-03T17:30:00Z → 2020-01-05T17:30:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

10 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-05T05:30:00Z

Don’t be that ass who votes for themselves

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 5, 2020, 5:38am

Y’all DONE FUCKED UP, so Day 6 has ended in NO LYNCH

Because of this, the day phase will continue until the story comes out and you guys are permitted to talk about the game.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 6, 2020, 5:44am

Night 6

Story

This night started off with the Motherfucking Man being the motherfucking man and healing the Crazy Baby before things could get out of control and good thing he did…

Because Harley Quinn breathing seemed to piss almost everyone off. Before things could get bad, the Vape God went to go get dank by themselves. They were supposed to smoke a bitch up but they couldn’t find them. Following in the Vape God’s footsteps, Four Eyes also decided that they wanted to escape, so they yeeted themselves from the night. The Gambling Addict saw that everyone else was lowkey acting like punk bitches, so they did the same and spun a fierce vortex around themselves. Out of LITERALLY NOWHERE, the Virgin got shook. Trust Issues took the Mafia Girl and decided to lay low.

After all those bitches left, the angry mob came after Harley Quinn to beat the shit out of them. The Timeless Teacher threw hands and wounded them. The Gaming Bro came in to defend their bitch and slashed the Timeless Teacher, wounding her! The Gaming Bro said “anotha one” and wounded the Timeless Teacher again! The Timeless Teacher called out their masseuse to get a back rub up in this bitch, but Harley Quinn’s very existence pissed off the masseuse and made her kill the Timeless Teacher!

Despite the recent death, more people were out for blood. The Horny Clown threw a card at Harley Quinn, killing them! The Oct with a Glock then whipped their dead body. The Home Economist walked over to the Gambling Addict to say hi and managed to break through! The Home Economist suddenly got trapped in the vortex.

In comes, Daddy Issues who goes to throw hands with Daddy Long Legs but he was nowhere to be found - But you know who was there? Richard Parker. As soon as the Horny Clown caught sight of him, he threw a card at his main bitch but Richard Parker said “miss me with that shit” and moved out of the way. Only for the Oct with a Glock to shoot the bitch, not once but twice! Greatly wounding Richard Parker. Richard Parker left the scene, the Horny Clown and the Oct with a Glock suddenly look at each other. The Horny Clown throws a card his way to holla at the Oct with a Glock who tries to protect themselves but once the machine broke, they fled the night.

Meanwhile, the GILF and the DILF decided to go on a road trip to have some good father-son bonding time.

Now we were back in the underworld with our bitch, the Mafia Girl who was writing a fortune for Harley Quinn

One season of the year, one part of the whole.
Be still on some moons, nefarious energy can be contagious.
One wrong step and terrorizing eyes will petrify you in your tracks
But they are not without mercy and posses the most maternal mentality in this cycle of life.
With each passing season, the year comes closer to its end. Before the summer’s end, its harsh rays radiated havoc once more.

Unfortunately, Harley Quinn was a no show which bummed out the Mafia Girl because she could have been shopping this whole time. She grabbed the Mafia Boss’s company card and stormed off. The Horny Clown tried to attack her but he couldn’t see her or sense her presence and started to go be sus somewhere else. Suddenly, he ran into the Racist whomst said “ya like ■■■■■■■ little boys, sunny?”

Before the Horny Clown could even respond, the Racist chopped the Horny Clown, greatly wounding him! The Racist let out anotha one and greatly wounded the Horny Clown again, this made the Horny Clown’s dick pretty hard NGL here. The Racist landed the killing blow and the Horny Clown DIED with a hard ass dick. The Racist then gave his dead body a hand job, not once but twice.

Suddenly, we see the one and only Richard Parker emerge from the shadows . He was shook at the death of his friend who he was lowey fake to anyway, so he tried to ■■■■ up the Racist but he protected himself. As soon as the Racist rested his eyes for a moment, the Virgin came out of nowhere and greatly wounded the Racist!

As everyone attended the Timeless Teacher’s funeral, the Crazy Baby got BLASTED by seemingly nothing and was wounded. Daddy Issues hooked their slightly below average sized ROD around the Motherfucking Man’s belt. Good thing they did because the invisible force came SWINGING but the Motherfucking Man was pulled away from harm. Although, a puppet came thru and GREATLY wounded the Motherfucking Man who took Advil right after the incident. The funeral was now ruined and a complete clown fiesta. This made the Motherfucking Man get pumped.

As the night was coming to a close, Richard Parker was trying to drop it low in the mirror when suddenly Four Eyes came out of nowhere and sent his ass to the shadow realm.

Deaths

@bluebell, the Timeless Teacher and a member of the town, has been killed.

@Kayonov, the Horny Clown and a Hostile Entity, has been killed.

@LeiCiel, Harley Quinn and a member of the mafia, has been killed.

Mentions

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 6, 2020, 5:47am

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-01-06T05:45:00Z → 2020-01-08T05:45:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

8 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-07T17:45:00Z

Don’t be that ass who votes for themselves

0 voters

Souljini_Bitchiani · January 7, 2020, 6:16pm

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch to get rid of this bitch once and for all. When SUDDENLY, @Lain ended up on the stand and the town accidentally killed him.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

The Racist got up and said:

and blew himself up! Severely wounding the Horny Clown and making him SHOOK.

mf8ht7

Day 7 went out with a bang, night 7 starts now - You have until 2020-01-08T05:45:00Z to submit actions.

Death

@Lain, the Racist and a member of the town/this round’s main character, went out like a G.

Mentions

ShinxDaSphinx · January 7, 2020, 6:17pm

NOOOOOOOOOO LAIIN

Mafia Madhouse Night Phase / Lynch Thread [R4]

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

12 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-24T13:30:00Z

Night 1

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

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12 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-26T17:30:00Z

The town gathered around @CutiePie67 and tried to tie him down to prepare for the lynch - BUT the second they looked away, the squad CAME THRU and busted him out! @Cutiepie67 was pissed and stormed off into the night.

Night 2

45 PM712×712 288 KB @Wyan, the Sexy Stalker and a member of the town, has been killed

@Pokyo, the Twinkie and a member of the town, has been killed.

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

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11 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-29T09:00:00Z

The town gathered around @CutiePie67 for a lynch, making sure he was in unbreakable chains this time. Right when they pulled the trigger, they realized they accidentally lynched @The-Beast instead!

Making me and homeless puppies cry everywhere.

Night 3

@lordhelpme, the Mafia Girl and a member of the town, has been assassinated.

@CutiePie67, Beef Cake and a member of the mafia, has been killed.

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

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10 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2019-12-31T14:45:00Z

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch because there could be only one @GamingBro1 in this town. They pulled the trigger, wounding @LeiCiel! Just when they went to finish the job, @LeiCiel vanished into the night.

Night 4 begins now.

Night 4

image650×650 103 KB @ACExDiscostu93, the BDSM Enthusiast and a member of the town, has been killed.

@LeiCiel, the Swole Daddy and a member of the mafia, has been killed.

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

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9 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-03T05:30:00Z

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch because they wanted to be done with this bitch already. They hung @LeiCiel, greatly wounding them! Before they could kill @LeiCiel, they vanished into the night.

Night 5 begins now.

Night 5

@lordhelpme has been resurrected and is now a player again in the game.

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

10 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-05T05:30:00Z

Y’all DONE FUCKED UP, so Day 6 has ended in NO LYNCH

Night 6

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

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8 votes needed for a lynch - Deadline to lynch 2020-01-07T17:45:00Z

The town gathered around @LeiCiel for a lynch to get rid of this bitch once and for all. When SUDDENLY, @Lain ended up on the stand and the town accidentally killed him.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

and blew himself up! Severely wounding the Horny Clown and making him SHOOK.

@Lain, the Racist and a member of the town/this round’s main character, went out like a G.

45 PM712×712 288 KB

@Wyan, the Sexy Stalker and a member of the town, has been killed

image650×650 103 KB

@ACExDiscostu93, the BDSM Enthusiast and a member of the town, has been killed.