News Update

Local Buff Masked Madman with Personality DIsorder and Astigmatism Tries To Kill People With a Plastic Shovel and Screams “Come on, Come on, Come on!” and “Fight ,Fight ,Fight!” All The Time

Sincerely,
@Lain

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Oooooii
Nice masky boi

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Poor Roy/Nah

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Killing Ylgr? :feh_disgusting:

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Can’t wait for Lain to get back. Tell him to hit me up with some more dope songs

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If only it said “Florida man” would have really been the cherry on top

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Oh no!
Who can stop this madman? :thinking:
The plastic shovel is the strongest weapon ever! :catroll:

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As someone who lives in Florida, I can say I would totally believe this news report. People down here are stupid af.

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You should come chill in Ohio. We’re stupid and rude.

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When I first moved down here, I saw a guy driving a dune buggy with a couch and plastic chairs on it. He was also drinking a beer. That’s why we are a meme.

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That’s beautiful. One of the best things I saw in Ohio was a guy driving on the express way with a huge mattress tied to the top of his car with one bungie cord. The cord snapped and the mattress soared across the express way like a parachute.

Best part is the guy stopped on the side of the road… Looked back at the mattress and then just kept driving. :joy:

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YESYESYES

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That got me :rofl:

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It was the greatest thing I’d ever seen on the express way. XD

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Oops I dropped my mattress on the road.
Eh, whatever.
:rofl:

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Yeah, I’m pretty sure he realized how dumb he was and just gave up. xD

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What’s the use of Mystic boost?
For the 6 hp heal?

we’ll never know

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Ò_ó
You could tell me though

*translation: i have no idea, lain told me to do this so i did