An Onion Bitch is seen wandering around, then she decides to go and take a look at a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman . Right as she’s about to depart, she is attacked by a Slumbering Giant . A Proud Penguin and an Edgy Massko try to protect the Onion Bitch , but the relentless attack easily pierces through**. The Onion Bitch tries to dodge, flying as far as the edge of the world. But the Slumbering Giant catches up and begins to squeeze the life out of her. As she lays dying, the Edgy Massko picks her up in his arms and vows to avenge her before burying her body, then heading out of Town himself for the night.
The **Slumbering Giant wasn’t done yet. He then went toward the Gangsta Turtle and attacked him, wounding the Gangsta Turtle and scaring them out of letting an attack loose on Too Pure for Our Ocean .
After deciding they’ve had enough of this shit, the Hot Fox decides to put the Slumbering Giant into even more of a slumber, leaving him completely vulnerable to the attack from the Hot Fox , slightly wounding and entrapping him in a wall of flames!
A Snapping Not Turtle is seen helping out a Child of Aura , who carefully analyzes More than a Pretty Face , exposing them! Afterward, the Child of Aura decides to go in for an attack on the Ice Cold Bitch but he is nearly stopped by an Agent from the Future . The Child of Aura says “uh no, bitch” and easily moves past. However, just before it lands, the Ice Cold Bitch uses their elegant footwork to dodge the incoming attack.
After being exposed, More than a Pretty Face tries to go home and get some beauty sleep. However, a Meowth That’s Right goes and yells at them loudly! This falls on deaf ears however, as the scream is sent right back at Meowth That’s Right . As if that weren’t enough, the Apple Hunter goes for an attack on More than a Pretty Face . Like before, this attack is sent flying back at Apple Hunter , and the hunter is slightly wounded from the not very effective attack! Enraged by all these low-lifes trying to disrupt her beauty sleep, the More than a Pretty Face goes in to attack an Armless Cook ! The More Original than Arceus comes in with their seal plushie to protect the Armless Cook ! However, the chill is too much for the More Original than Arceus , and they’re left frozen , but not before More Original than Arceus lets out a big yawn on the Angry Giraffe .
This sudden feeling of drowsiness isn’t stopping the Angry Giraffe just yet. They go in for an attack on both the Child of Aura and the Armless Cook . The Child of Aura is wounded , and the Armless Cook is heavily wounded ! The Armless Cook is sent flying. The Charming Trio then goes in for yet another attack, but the Armless Cook is nowhere to be found.
A Legendary Duck heads toward the Absolute Queen to heal them, but is stopped by the Dojo Champ ! The Legendary Duck flees in shame for their lack of ability to help. The Absolute Queen , still injured, begins to head to the Playboy Bunny’s grave to lay out some flowers. While at the cemetery, the Ice Cold Bitch comes in to attack her! Out of nowhere, Too Pure for Our Ocean leaps onto the land and protects the Absolute Queen ! However, the Ice Cold Bitch isn’t done yet. She goes in for one more attack, this time killing the Absolute Queen ! For good measure, the Ice Cold Bitch hits her one more time to ensure the deed is done. The Ice Cold Bitch at least had the decency to bury the Absolute Queen next to her old teammate before departing.
The Apple Hoarder is about to yell at and attack the Onion Bitch’s dead body for a job poorly done, but is suddenly frozen in their tracks. Feeling like a Richard, he heads home. The Unhealthy Diet , however, ends up hitting the poor Onion Bitch’s dead body with a would be super effective attack because he doesn’t mind being a Richard.
Not one to give up, the Proud Penguin goes for an attack on the Angry Giraffe once more. The Living Nightmare tries to protect the Angry Giraffe , but is stopped by the Dojo Champ . The attack goes through, slightly wounding the Angry Giraffe with a not very effective attack!
Later that night, the Armless Cook comes back to Town for dinner with a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman . The two thoroughly enjoy their time together, despite the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman’s interesting way with words. Looking to the sky, the Best Pokémon’s final Wish came true and healed the Armless Cook ! Or so we thought, but this heal wounded the Armless Cook just like earlier, killing them! The Apple Hunter decides the best way to mourn someone’s death is to eat an apple, but this was a bad apple that slightly wounded them.
The Slumbering Giant , still trapped by flames, takes no damage.
Day 4 begins now. Lord, Bow, open up plz