The Too Pure for our Ocean begins to sing Lost in Thoughts All Alone to an Apple Hoarder only for the Apple Hoarder to tell them to hush and go home. What an ingrate. Still, the Apple Hoarder felt energized by the lovely song. If that weren’t enough, the Snapping Not Turtle then went to the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman and cheered them on as well, but more loud and obnoxiously than Lost in Thoughts.
A Child of Aura stared closely at the menacing Angry Giraffe, but could not find anything particularly interesting. This did not stop him from charging in for an attack on the Angry Giraffe! Seems like they had company, as an Edgy Massko, a Proud Penguin, a More Original than Arceus with a seal on their shoulder for moral support, an Absolute Queen, the Snapping Not Turtle, and the ungrateful ass Apple Hoarder also charged in. Unfazed, the Angry Giraffe let out a roar and sent all the attackers packing.
Though unfazed by all the attacks, the Angry Giraffe got even angrier and decided to strike back at the unsuspecting Best Pokémon, wounding them! If that wasn’t enough, a More than a Pretty Face decided to attack the Best Pokémon once more. The Best Pokémon tried to dodge the hit, but it was no use. The attack landed, killing the Best Pokémon! In their last breath, they made a final wish to the stars.
To punish More than a Pretty Face for their deeds, the Armless Cook decided to… heal their nonexistent wounds, while the Armless Cook’s wounds were tended to by the Legendary Duck. Despite this, More than a Pretty Face began to feel a little ghastly. All of a sudden, Turned on my Charm and her Pants Came Off tried blowing smoke in the face of More than a Pretty Face and the Charming Trio. However, as if by magic, the smoke blew right back at Turned on my Charm and her Pants Came Off, blinding them instead of More than a Pretty Face. They tried to attack the Charming Trio, but it was pointless as they couldn’t see, so they went home. This didn’t stop the Gangsta Turtle from attacking the Charming Trio, and so the Charming Trio was wounded! The Gangsta Turtle felt instantly refreshed by a heal from an Onion Bitch.
While the Edgy Massko was out gathering twigs, they were suddenly approached by a Slumbering Giant. The giant instantly went for an attack, but the Edgy Massko was protected by the Gangsta Turtle! After thanking the Gangsta Turtle, the Edgy Massko went on to find the Onion Bitch, who was about to be attacked by an Unhealthy Diet. Seemingly just in time, the Edgy Massko managed to protect the Onion Bitch, despite her repeatedly telling him she can’t be caught. The Edgy Massko then went to find their other target, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman, and attacked them, slightly wounding them! Not one for being messed with, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman countered the attack with a not very effective one, slightly wounding the Edgy Massko!
The More than a Pretty Face again can’t seem to catch a break, as all of a sudden, Meowth That’s Right comes in for an attack. Once again, this attack is sent flying right beck toward Meowth That’s Right, wounding them! More than a Pretty Face is laughing hysterically, when all of a sudden the Apple Hunter comes out of nowhere and attacks them with a super effective hit, heavily wounding them! More than a Pretty Face stopped laughing and withdrew into the night sulking.
This night is far from over, as the Ice Cold Bitch begins to make some moves, quietly approaching the Playboy Bunny after she was seen doing the walk of shame. The Ice Cold Bitch sent out a quick attack, which the Playboy Bunny tried to dodge, but it was no use, and she was wounded! Not finished, the Ice Cold Bitch went once more for an attack, and this one killed the Playboy Bunny! The Ice Cold Bitch made it back to town in time for dinner with the Armless Cook, and the two thoroughly enjoyed their time together.
Late into the night, the clueless Hot Fox went to go find a Nasal Infection, but after realizing they were dead, the Hot Fox just decided to burn their grave instead.
Day 3 has begun. Bow, Impulse, or Lord, if one of you would open the day thread, I’d appreciate it!