To start things off, Eldes’s Top Rival attempted a Snag against the Mechanical Genius! However, the Mechanical Genius’s Pokémon easily broke free without a single ball shake. The rest of the night started peacefully, with the Watchful Brother once again sucking his own dick. Out of nowhere, the Experienced Mayor, Espeon’s Bitch, Egg Thief, and Myth Trainer got hurt due to the poison in their bodies. Thankfully the Warm Welcome was there to heal the Experienced Mayor, Espeon’s Bitch, and the Egg Thief with some delicious nutritious eggs. They simply said “ok boomer” to the Myth Trainer as he was laying there dying and talking about how much better eggs were in the good ol’ days.
Mario sent the Anchor Woman and Duking’s Son down into the underground pipe tunnel. Elsewhere, Wes Boy Nasty was minding their own business when suddenly they got healed by an unknown source. This wasn’t any ordinary heal though; this one ended up wounding Wes Boy Nasty! Afterward, Wes Boy Nasty found themselves locked in a sandstorm with the OG Ball Guy, leaving them no choice but to square off! Beforehand, the Mechanical Genius tried to yell at Wes Boy Nasty, but they got scared and ended up yelling at themselves instead. The OG Ball Guy got the first attack, but Wes Boy Nasty dodged just in time. Getting angry, the OG Ball Guy came charging in once again and this time landed, knocking out one of Wes Boy Nasty’s Pokémon despite Mario’s efforts to protect them, as the protect was rendered useless by an unknown force! After the dust cleared, the OG Ball Guy was wounded by the sand.
The Buff Daddy was also out and about, and he decided to go after Pyrite’s Outlaw! The Experienced Mayor tried to block the attack, but failed, so he went for an attack instead, but the Buff Daddy was too quick and dodged that shit. Or so we thought, but the Experienced Mayor managed to outplay him and wounded the Buff Daddy! One of Pyrite’s Outlaw’s Pokémon then managed to dodge the Buff Daddy’s attack, but the other was wounded. After this, he decided it was time to fight. Pyrite’s Outlaw gathered the Myth Trainer, Four Eyes, Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, the Cock Block, No Evasion Clause, the Egg Thief, Nothing to Report, and the Mechanical Genius to go and once again beat the shit out of the Bottom Bitch! All the attacks were easily absorbed with the exception of the Egg Thief, whose attack did absolutely nothing against 2 of the Bottom Bitch’s team, but knocked out the third with a super effective hit! Despite losing energy, the Bottom Bitch went to attack the Warm Welcome, but the attack got absorbed by a black hole and was immediately sent back, wounding the Bottom Bitch, who healed themselves right after!
The Experienced Mayor, still fuming from earlier, decides to go and attack the Mechanical Genius, who tries to dodge, but just like before, the Experienced Mayor managed to land a hit anyway, slightly wounding the Mechanical Genius. On another side of town, Espeon’s Bitch and Eldes’s Top Rival teamed up with the OG Ball Guy to aim attacks at the Man in the Mirror, who absorbed the attacks with ease. Watching closely, Deathgold attacked Eldes’s Top Rival, who managed to dodge the attack just in time.
As he was heading home, Pyrite’s Outlaw braced himself for a double team attack from the Bottom Bitch and the Mechanical Genius. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough, as one of the Pyrite’s Outlaw’s Pokémon was knocked out from the impact of a regular attack and a super effective one. At the end of the night, it started to rain. This rain was, however, filled with a dark aura, slightly wounding the Experienced Mayor, Eldes’s Top Rival, Pyrite’s Outlaw, No Evasion Clause, the Watchful Brother, Nothing to Report, Espeon’s Bitch, Four Eyes, Cock Block, Myth Trainer, Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, the Buff Daddy, the Man in the Mirror, and the Warm Welcome. The Warm Welcome, however, managed to consume one of its own delicious eggs to heal itself. The
boomer Myth Trainer was hurt by the poison. Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag tried to heal themselves but ended up wounding themselves instead.