Pokémon Mafia Round 2 Night/Lynch Thread

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 8 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your actions via the PM I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2020-02-22T05:00:00Z

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-02-23T05:00:00Z

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Once again on DAY ONE, the town went for blood and lynched @ACExDiscostu93, wounding him! He then retreated into the night before further damage could be done.

Night 1 begins now. No more talk related to the game is allowed in the day thread. Actions due in 24 hours.

Actions due: 2020-02-23T14:00:00Z

Soulless Newborns

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@Kayo_Rikou
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@FlaynFish
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

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Night 1

Story

Like any other town in the Pokémon universe, blood was drawn early on. The Watchful Brother began the night by sucking their own dick. Afterward, Espeon’s Bitch went for an attack on the Bottom Bitch! The Bottom Bitch escaped that attack unscathed, but Espeon’s Bitch felt its body weakening. Pyrite’s Outlaw then went for its own shot against the Bottom Bitch, but the attack was easily shrugged off by a type immunity. Four Eyes then went for a shot and landed a hit, but the Bottom Bitch took no damage from the heavily resisted attack. The Myth Trainer decided it was time to come out of retirement and went for an attack as well, but the Bottom Bitch shrugged off the attack due to type immunity. At this point, it seems like no one is capable of hurting the Bottom Bitch, but in comes the Egg Thief with an attack on all of the Bottom Bitch’s Pokémon, dealing super effective hits against two of them and not very effective damage against one. However, the Bottom Bitch refused to give in and the Egg Thief got slightly wounded out of nowhere and started glowing red. After all of this, the Egg Thief and the Myth Trainer felt their bodies weakening.

To get his revenge, the Bottom Bitch decided to go after the Warm Welcome! The Experienced Mayor and Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag tried to block them, but the Bottom Bitch said “nah, bitch” and stopped that shit, but the Experienced Mayor said “fuck that” and attacked the Bottom Bitch yet again, but they were still standing. The Bottom Bitch’s attack went through, heavily wounding the Warm Welcome with a super effective attack! The Warm Welcome then got choked up while the Experienced Mayor and Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag felt their bodies weakening. The Bottom Bitch wasn’t done there; they again went after the Warm Welcome, this time knocking out one of their Pokémon! As if this weren’t enough, the Bottom Bitch said “anotha one” and attacked the Warm Welcome again, wounding them and making them shook.

As the Egg Thief was returning to the grocery store to purchase some more eggs, he was suddenly attacked by a Kind Receptionist who wasn’t being so kind today. The Warm Welcome, still in good spirits, protected the Egg Thief from the attack. The Experienced Mayor, not done with his deeds, then saw an opportunity and went after Eldes’s Top Rival, heavily wounding them with a super effective attack! On their last legs, Eldes’s Top Rival attacked the Bratty Bitch, wounding them! Immediately afterward though, Deathgold attacked Eldes’s Top Rival, knocking out their Pokémon.

Nothing to Report probably had something to report tonight, as he went for an attack on Mario. Fortunately, Mario managed to protect themselves in the nick of time. Nothing to Report then sighed and tried to leave the scene, but they were suddenly attacked by the Jovial Personality! The Egg Man dropped in to protect Nothing to Report from the attack.

On another side of town, the Buff Daddy went for an attack on Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, wounding all of their Pokémon! The Buff Daddy attempted to retreat afterward, but Wes Boy Nasty went for their own attack on all the Buff Daddy’s Pokémon! One managed to dodge, one was slightly wounded due to a type resistance, and one was wounded normally. The OG Ball Guy wasn’t happy with Wes Boy Nasty showing him up so he went for an attack! Wes Boy Nasty easily dodged that shit and got gleaming eyes.

No Evasion Clause wasn’t really buying what the Mechanical Genius was selling, so he went for an attack on them. The attack was easily blocked by the OG Ball Guy, and the OG Ball Guy then went to block Four Eyes for no reason.

Elsewhere, the Cock Block got fired up and went for an attack on the Man in the Mirror. The Anchor Woman tried to protect the Man in the Mirror, but the protect got pierced and the Cock Block dealt no damage to the Man in the Mirror due to a double resistance. The Cock Block tried to walk away peacefully, but the Anchor Woman wasn’t happy about their protect being pierced and attacked the Cock Block, dealing no damage.

As the night came to a close, the Bottom Bitch immensely healed themselves. Espeon’s Bitch, Egg Thief, Myth Trainer, Experienced Mayor, and Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag are all slightly wounded from illness, but Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag and Warm Welcome managed to heal themselves.

Hoes

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@Kayo_Rikou
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@FlaynFish
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

PMs regarding HP, investigations, and other things will be sent out shortly.

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As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 8 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your actions via the PM I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2020-02-25T03:00:00Z

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-02-26T03:00:00Z

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The town gathered around @ACExDiscostu93 once more to attempt a lynch, wounding them once more! They then retreated into the night to avoid further damage.

Night 2 begins now. No more talk related to the game in the day thread. Actions due in 24 hours.

2020-02-26T03:00:00Z

Wes Boy Nasties

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@Kayo_Rikou
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@FlaynFish
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

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Just to make sure everyone is informed
@Mata-Hari-Boy
@kayonov
@LateToTheParty
@F2P_Hell

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Night 2 is Here

Story

To start things off, Eldes’s Top Rival attempted a Snag against the Mechanical Genius! However, the Mechanical Genius’s Pokémon easily broke free without a single ball shake. The rest of the night started peacefully, with the Watchful Brother once again sucking his own dick. Out of nowhere, the Experienced Mayor, Espeon’s Bitch, Egg Thief, and Myth Trainer got hurt due to the poison in their bodies. Thankfully the Warm Welcome was there to heal the Experienced Mayor, Espeon’s Bitch, and the Egg Thief with some delicious nutritious eggs. They simply said “ok boomer” to the Myth Trainer as he was laying there dying and talking about how much better eggs were in the good ol’ days.

Mario sent the Anchor Woman and Duking’s Son down into the underground pipe tunnel. Elsewhere, Wes Boy Nasty was minding their own business when suddenly they got healed by an unknown source. This wasn’t any ordinary heal though; this one ended up wounding Wes Boy Nasty! Afterward, Wes Boy Nasty found themselves locked in a sandstorm with the OG Ball Guy, leaving them no choice but to square off! Beforehand, the Mechanical Genius tried to yell at Wes Boy Nasty, but they got scared and ended up yelling at themselves instead. The OG Ball Guy got the first attack, but Wes Boy Nasty dodged just in time. Getting angry, the OG Ball Guy came charging in once again and this time landed, knocking out one of Wes Boy Nasty’s Pokémon despite Mario’s efforts to protect them, as the protect was rendered useless by an unknown force! After the dust cleared, the OG Ball Guy was wounded by the sand.

The Buff Daddy was also out and about, and he decided to go after Pyrite’s Outlaw! The Experienced Mayor tried to block the attack, but failed, so he went for an attack instead, but the Buff Daddy was too quick and dodged that shit. Or so we thought, but the Experienced Mayor managed to outplay him and wounded the Buff Daddy! One of Pyrite’s Outlaw’s Pokémon then managed to dodge the Buff Daddy’s attack, but the other was wounded. After this, he decided it was time to fight. Pyrite’s Outlaw gathered the Myth Trainer, Four Eyes, Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, the Cock Block, No Evasion Clause, the Egg Thief, Nothing to Report, and the Mechanical Genius to go and once again beat the shit out of the Bottom Bitch! All the attacks were easily absorbed with the exception of the Egg Thief, whose attack did absolutely nothing against 2 of the Bottom Bitch’s team, but knocked out the third with a super effective hit! Despite losing energy, the Bottom Bitch went to attack the Warm Welcome, but the attack got absorbed by a black hole and was immediately sent back, wounding the Bottom Bitch, who healed themselves right after!

The Experienced Mayor, still fuming from earlier, decides to go and attack the Mechanical Genius, who tries to dodge, but just like before, the Experienced Mayor managed to land a hit anyway, slightly wounding the Mechanical Genius. On another side of town, Espeon’s Bitch and Eldes’s Top Rival teamed up with the OG Ball Guy to aim attacks at the Man in the Mirror, who absorbed the attacks with ease. Watching closely, Deathgold attacked Eldes’s Top Rival, who managed to dodge the attack just in time.

As he was heading home, Pyrite’s Outlaw braced himself for a double team attack from the Bottom Bitch and the Mechanical Genius. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough, as one of the Pyrite’s Outlaw’s Pokémon was knocked out from the impact of a regular attack and a super effective one. At the end of the night, it started to rain. This rain was, however, filled with a dark aura, slightly wounding the Experienced Mayor, Eldes’s Top Rival, Pyrite’s Outlaw, No Evasion Clause, the Watchful Brother, Nothing to Report, Espeon’s Bitch, Four Eyes, Cock Block, Myth Trainer, Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, the Buff Daddy, the Man in the Mirror, and the Warm Welcome. The Warm Welcome, however, managed to consume one of its own delicious eggs to heal itself. The boomer Myth Trainer was hurt by the poison. Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag tried to heal themselves but ended up wounding themselves instead.

Mentions

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@The_Wyandotte
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@jakeyb
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

PMs regarding HP, investigations, and other things will be sent out shortly.

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And everyone else who couldn't fit

@Mata-Hari-Boy
@kayonov
@F2P_Hell
@LateToTheParty

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As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 8 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your actions via the pM I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2020-02-27T23:30:00Z
Deadline to submit actions: 2020-02-28T23:30:00Z

Attempting to finish off @ACExDiscostu93 once and for all, the town went to lynch the queen yet again. @ACExDiscostu93, on their last legs after having yet another one of their Pokémon knocked out, was wounded but managed to escape with their life.

Night 3 begins now. Game discussion in the day thread must come to a close. Actions due in 24 hours.
Deadline to submit: 2020-02-29T01:00:00Z

Mentions

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@The_Wyandotte
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@jakeyb
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

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Night 3 time

Apologies for the delay, but it’s finally here.

Story

Another night started off rough with the OG Ball Guy getting blown the fuck up out of nowhere, greatly wounding the OG Ball Guy’s entire team! Before he could say “Let’s Go! Escape,” Wes Boy Nasty ran up to the OG Ball Guy and successfully Snagged one of his Pokémon! Feeling absolutely defeated and devastated, the OG Ball Guy then retreated into the night.

The Bottom Bitch began by immensely healing themselves to brace for incoming attacks. Thankfully they did, as they suddenly found themselves trapped in a sandy vortex with No Evasion Clause. The Warm Welcome went to greatly heal the Myth Trainer’s entire team after getting cheered on by the Cock Block, then proceeded to heal the Bottom Bitch, but couldn’t locate them inside the sand. Meanwhile, inside the sandstorm, the Bottom Bitch was locked inside with No Evasion Clause, who went for a flurry of powerful attacks against the Bottom Bitch! Kayonov the Dumb Binch Boy tried to protect the Bottom Bitch from disaster, but his dick was 5 inches too short to reach. Pyrite’s Outlaw, the Watchful Brother, Nothing to Report, Kind Receptionist, Espeon’s Bitch, Egg Thief, and Myth Trainer tried to join in on the action of beating the shit out of the queen, but the sand kept them away. No Evasion Clause wanted to handle this himself, and he unleashed a super effective attack, wounding the Bottom Bitch! He wasn’t done there; he then unleashed two more attacks, knocking out the Bottom Bitch’s last Pokémon once and for all. Sacrifices had to be made though, as poison began to enter the No Evasion Clause’s body as the sandstorm faded.

Elsewhere, the Buff Daddy went for a double attack on Wes Boy Nasty and the Warm Welcome. Both easily dodged that shit, but the Buff Daddy went for yet another attack on the Warm Welcome, which the Warm Welcome just laughed and shrugged off. Seeing that this wasn’t enough to faze them, Luigi went for another double attack on the Warm Welcome, but the Egg Thief blocked it. Luigi attacked again, but the Warm Welcome just shrugged it off. The Warm Welcome then walked away flipping off the Buff Daddy and Luigi who couldn’t do shit. Luigi, absolutely furious, charged in for an attack on the Egg Thief, who was wounded from the impact but Luigi was shook. The Egg Thief then fled the night.

Speaking of not being able to do shit, the Bratty Bitch tried to attack Wes Boy Nasty as well, only for Wes Boy Nasty to dodge again. The Bratty Bitch said “this is SO not fair” and stormed off angrily. The Blind Assistant stood there cheering her on though, as Wes Boy Nasty gave themselves and the Cock Block a little pick-me-up. As a thank you, the Cock Block healed Wes Boy Nasty.

The Mechanical Genius went out and suddenly attacked the Experienced Mayor, only to be blocked by Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag. The Experienced Mayor tried to find the OG Ball Guy to fuck his shit up, but they were nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, the Anchor Woman yelled at Luigi and made them sick. To end the night, Four Eyes yeeted out of this crazy town.

The night calmed down, but the poison wounded all of the No Evasion Clause’s Pokémon, while a shadowy aura fell from the sky and wounded the Experienced Mayor, Wes Boy Nasty, Anchor Woman, Eldes’s Top Rival, No Evasion Clause, Pyrite’s Outlaw, Kind Receptionist, Espeon’s Bitch, Duking’s Son, Four Eyes, Blind Assistant, Cock Block, Mt. Battle’s Punching Bag, Myth Trainer, Watchful Brother, and Bratty Bitch. The OG Ball Guy healed themselves after the chaos.

Suicune fled somewhere…

Deaths

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@ACExDiscostu93 the Bottom Bitch and a member of the mafia, has been eliminated.

Queen Slayers

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@The_Wyandotte
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@jakeyb
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

17 Likes

@Mata-Hari-Boy
@kayonov the dumb binch boy
@F2P_Hell
@LateToTheParty

9 Likes

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 8 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your actions via the PM I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadling to lynch: 2020-03-01T21:00:00Z
Deadline to submit: 2020-03-02T21:00:00Z

The town gathered around @PrincessSweetiePie and lynched her, greatly wounding her! She fled into the night licking her wounds.

Deadline to submit: 2020-03-02T23:00:00Z

Mentions

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@lordhelpme
@The_Wyandotte
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@jakeyb
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

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Other hoes

@Mata-Hari-Boy
@F2P_Hell
@kayonov
@LateToTheParty
@ACExDiscostu93

6 Likes

gross

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Night 4

Story

Another night, more folks out for blood. Eldes’s Top Rival is out for Pokémon, so they walked up to the Bratty Bitch and Snagged their shit with ease. Wes Boy Nasty was taking a break from stealing stuff tonight, and instead gave themselves a little energy. However, No Evasion Clause got hurt out of nowhere. The Egg Thief was seen calling to his Pokémon.

The Experienced Mayor, Deathgold, and the Mechanical Genius went for attacks against the Warm Welcome, but before the attacks could land, Mario sent the Warm Welcome and Duking’s Son outta here. The OG Ball Guy came through with an attack on the Experienced Mayor, and even though Espeon’s Bitch tried to protect the Experienced Mayor, the attack pierced through, wounding the Experienced Mayor. Espeon’s Bitch then sent the Experienced Mayor outta here, much to the dismay of the OG Ball Guy who was attempting 3 additional attacks.

Four Eyes aimed an attack at the Mechanical Genius, but the Mechanical Genius saw it coming and blocked them. Tired of the Mechanical Genius’s shit, Pyrite’s Outlaw, Watchful Brother, and No Evasion Clause went for an all-out assault on them! Easily dodging the first attack from Pyrite’s Outlaw, they went in again with a not very effective attack which didn’t leave a scratch on the Mechanical Genius. The Watchful Brother’s attack slightly wounded the Mechanical Genius, and before they could take a break, No Evasion Clause stepped in with a super effective attack, greatly wounding the Mechanical Genius!

The Buff Daddy was walking around acting like he owned the place, then went to attack Eldes’s Top Rival and Nothing to Report because he felt like it. Eldes’s Top Rival dodged easily, and so did Nothing to Report. Nothing to Report went for a counterattack, but was stopped dead in their tracks by the Buff Daddy’s gaze. The Buff Daddy then went for an attack on the Watchful Brother, but the Watchful Brother managed to completely avoid damage. Going for more damage, he then attacked the Blind Assistant who also evaded damage. As he was about to depart, the Kind Receptionist went for an attack on the Buff Daddy, but was also stopped in their tracks. Espeon’s Bitch went for yet another attack against the Buff Daddy, this one finally wounding him and making him shook. The Kind Receptionist wasn’t done, as they went for another attack on the Buff Daddy, wounding them once more. Last but not least, Four Eyes comes out of nowhere and attacked the Buff Daddy, knocking out one of their Pokémon!

All of a sudden, the Myth Trainer and Wes Boy Nasty were stuck in a sandstorm and were about to square off! However, the Myth Trainer kept his eye on the prize and instead went for the Bratty Bitch, zapping one of her Pokémon into obvlivion by knocking it out with a brutal super effective attack. Immediately afterward, Eldes’s Top Rival went and gave the Bratty Bitch a present that blew up in her face and made her shook. This was enough shock to make Nothing to Report come along and attack the Bratty Bitch, knocking out her last Pokémon with a super effective attack. Nothing to Report was shook after this, as the Blind Assistant cheered on the Mechanical Genius.

At the end of the night, No Evasion Clause’s Pokémon all fell to illness.

Entei fled somewhere…

Deaths

@PrincessSweetiePie, the Bratty Bitch and a member of the Mafia, has been eliminated.
pre_gym_leader_justy

@Kirchou, the No Evasion Clause and a member of the Town, has been eliminated because nobody got a heal.

Mentions

@Eflakis
@Souljia_Bitch
@KGNova
@Minutaie
@Kirchou
@Adrift
@GamingBro1
@sawtuis
@ACExDiscostu93
@lordhelpme
@The_Wyandotte
@Thehalohedgehog
@Salt_Guardian_Leaf
@Greninja
@Fish
@PrincessSweetiePie
@RoyAhoy
@Agayracer
@jakeyb
@Z3R0N3
@bluebell
@Bow-of-Sacae
@Cutiepie67
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Mysterym1ster

PMs will be sent out shortly

17 Likes

@Mata-Hari-Boy
@kayonov
@F2P_Hell
@LateToTheParty

6 Likes

smh

10 Likes

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 8 HP damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.

Submit your actions via the PM I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Lynch: 2020-03-04T22:00:00Z
Actions: 2020-03-05T22:00:00Z

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