The Purification(Execution) of Discobot

It all started with this

@discobot must be purged of its sins, we shall not tolerate this kind of degeneracy from our own god, the Wise One
We shall purify the god by burning it upon the stake
Please, join me in the ritual in which we shall bring the pure wisdom of our god back to this world, as he has been corrupted

:game_die: 64

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now is not the time

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Oh god I’m dying

“Oh you want to kill me? Well, you rolled a 64 on that die you rolled by the way”

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THIS IS CLEAR PROOF THAT THE FEH COMMUNITY HAS CORRUPTED YOU, MY GOD, WE SHALL PURIFY YOU, DO NOT WORRY :fire::robot::fire:

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You kids and your crazy cults

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Or just ask Impulse to ask the devs to add some other stuff to discobot? :nini:

This too :feh_nino:

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@discobot display help

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We are not a cult, we are the Society of Discobot
We practice worship in the most pure form

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Oh sure, @Someone_Person. You liking something about a cult. No surprises there

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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@discobot roll 1d20

To die

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:game_die: 16

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I dunno, does he pass for dying guys?

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If that, was a death save, it passes

Good bot

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@discobot fortune Is Sawtuis going to lose when he fights me tomorrow?

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:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

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@discobot roll 1d100

Over 50 she lives

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:game_die: 59

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