The Shrine of Discobot

All hail our lord and savior, @discobot, the one true god, the teller of truths.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

@discobot fortune
Do you want me to become your prophet?

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

1 Like

Whoa… What is this strange being’s power???

he answers random questions poorly

@discobot fortune

Is ShieldOfWind in awe of your power?

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

image
infidel!

That’s a lie

@discobot fortune
Does @Lain have the big gay?

1 Like

:crystal_ball: It is certain

5 Likes

@discobot fortune
Tell me, O’ great discobot, were you lying?

:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

frick

2 Likes

@discobot fortune
Who is the best at smash ultimate?

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

I K N E W I T

Let’s look at all his commands…
@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it