Welcome, campers! Coming live to you from Camp Wawanakwa is just your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru recovered from his ass implants BUT the job was botched, so he’s getting them redone. We all miss him dearly. Tonight we’re featuring our fifth challenge, Cheer W H O R E S! Whichever team gets the most successful buffs and debuffs will win! If then event that there is a tie then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…
Tonight’s challenge started off with the strong beating up the weak, or in this case, sleep. I Know It All, Bitch attacked Steroids wounding him! The Big Titty Queen attacked Steroids as well but they were blocked by the Broken Duo, which pissed off the Big Titty Queen. Afterwards, a Big Boner tried to go in on Steroids but a Good Boy protected him at the last second! Just when they thought Steroids was safe, a Feral Farmboy came in and fucced Steroids shit up, severely wounding Steroids!
Aftwewards, the OG Hot Topic GF yeeted the Awkward Incel out of the challenge because she didn’t want him breathing on her. Afterwards, the OG Hot Topic GF attacked a Basic Bitch, wounding her! Deciding to give the OG Hot Topic GF a taste of her own medicine, the Feral Farmboy bite her! This made the OG Hot Topic GF feel very dizzy. While the OG Hot Topic GF was in her confused state, the Head Bitch in Charge tried to flash her but I Know It All, Bitch pulled her shirt down before anything could happen.
Meanwhile, a Seductive D0uche protected himself but nothing happen. Nearby, the Big Titty Queen kept an eye on the Seductive D0uche. As that happened, Can I Speak to the Manager had a word with So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall and the Head Bitch in Charge, inspiring yet annoying them with her advice. After seeing his girl be so inspirational, a Degenerate tried to contribute in his own way. He ran up to the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass and gave her a titty twister, making her feel dizzy just like the OG Hot Topic GF.
In order to cheer up, the Broken Duo, the Sexy Stallion took off his shirt, which inspired her. After, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass performed a few cheers, greatly inspiring her! The Broken Duo was ready and charged towards the Big Boner, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall tried to protect him but the Broken Duo pushed through. This caused So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall to smack her with his guitar, wounding her! Although, the Broken Duo wasn’t going down without a fight, she charged through the guitar to hit the Big Boner who braced himself for the attack. Although, he was so shook that he farted and made his attacker flee!
Around a nearby campfire, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall played a song a tune for the Degenerate, inspiring him! Afterwards, he tried to play a song for I Know It All, Bitch but he smacked the guitar away and said “No, thanks.” Amidst the calming music, the Good Boy tended to I Know It All, Bitch’s wounds. The Sexy Stallion liked So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall’s style so he whipped out his phone and sent a nude. So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall was shook. As the night came to a finish, Off the Shits tried to attack the Degenerate but he easily evaded the attack like it was nothing. Afterwards, he attacked the Good Boy, wounding him! Although, the Good Boy patched up the wound.
With that, concludes our 5th challenge! After calculating the results, the total amount of successful visible and invisible endeavors from each team totaled to 5-5, which means it’s a stalemate! This entails that a member from each team will have to pack their bags and depart from the island. Who will it be? Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of… Total Drama MAFIA.
Until next time