Total Drama Mafia || Night Phase [R3]

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for THE NIGHT STORY ONLY.

At the start of each day phase, depending on which team lost the previous challenge, there will be a poll to lynch placed in your personal TD mafia PMS. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically, whoever receives the most votes will be voted off the Island.


Submit your night actions via PM that @Averdi and I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to submit actions: 2019-10-25T16:00:00Z2019-10-26T22:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing 1 point of your maximum stamina. Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

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Night 1

Story

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Hello, campers! Your hosts Averchimaru and Souljtachi are now presenting news from a different location, thank God. We’re coming to you live from Camp Wawanakwa. We haven’t adjusted our names to fit the new location yet, but we’ll get there, just give us time. We’re still kinda shook from everyone in the Hidden Leaf dying, BUT MOVING ON - We’re gonna stfu about our personal lives and get to the news.

The night started off with a Clumsy Ass attacking Steroids, wounding them and pissing them off. Meanwhile, a Big Titty Queen set her eye on I Know It All, Bitch. To add to the shookness, a Degenerate attacked Off the Shits but she was swiftly able to dodge. Off the Shits retaliated, making the Degenerate shook. Grand Chef Auto goes in to fucc her shit up as well, but Eflakis protected her from the blow, only for Off the Shits to knee him in the groin afterwards. Just when Off The Shits thought she was, a Big Titty Queen unleashed a real big and loud attack on her, wounding Off the Shits!

In the mass confusion, a Degenerate tries to twist I Know It All, Bitch’s titties, but I Know It All, Bitch says “um no” and shuts that shit down real fast. Meanwhile, the Absolute Chad was tryna do some shit but the Can I Speak to the Manager stopped him and made the Absolute Chad shook. Nearby, a Host with the Most was just seen existing, but this pissed the OG Hot Topic GF off so she yeeted him off the island for the night. Not too long after, an Intern galavanting around the Island.

Behind one of the cabins, a Basic Bitch tried to attack Off the Shits but the Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait screamed “EEEEEEE!” in the Basic Bitch’s ear and stopped her. The Basic Bitch walked off slightly annoyed but decided to go talk to the Head Bitch in Charge about what just happened. On another side of the Island, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall was seen playing a beautiful melody on his guitar. The Head Bitch in Charge felt inspired by his message but Eflakis fell asleep. A Big Boner saw Eflakis sleeping and decided to sit on his face.

After some time had passed, the Big Boner got tired of sitting on Eflakis’s face and went to go attack him but a Good Boy protected Eflakis from any harm. This enraged the PsychoTHICC Fan and she bitch slapped the Good Boy. Afterwards, she began to gush over the Degenerate. Meanwhile, Eflakis was shook. Speaking of making bitches shook, a Sexy Stallion took off his shirt and brought sexy back. This made So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall shook af, but the OG Hot Topic GF felt inspired. To add to the OG Hot Topic GF’s good cheer, a Farmgirl with the Fat Ass began rooting for her as well and cheered herself on afterwards because she has no shame.

Nearby, the Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait went in for an attack on both the PsychoTHICC Fan and So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall, the latter was protected by the Irrelevant Lad but the PsychoTHICC Fan was wounded. After seeing all of the action, Steroids was in the mood to fight. She went beast mode on the Degenerate but he said “miss me with that shit” and dodged! This only pissed Steroids off more, so she went for another hit on the Degenerate but the PsychoTHICC Fan jumped in the way and protected him! Steroids was really angry now, so she went for an attack on the Big Boner who farted out of fear when he saw Steroids coming at him. This smell caused Steroids to faint for tonight, as her eyes closed, she swore revenge.

Meanwhile, Off the Shits started walking behind the Head Bitch in charge just for fun. Afterwards, she ran over to go attack the Big Boner but the smell made her faint as well. An Awkward Incel was seen beatboxing nearby and a Good Boy tended to his own wounds… As the night came to a close, a Seductive Doosh protected the OG Hot Topic GF but nothing happened. To finish the night, a Head Bitch in Charge flashed the Seductive Doosh making him shook.

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Until next time


PMs regarding stamina values, stuns, and eliminations will be sent out soon

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
  2. @ACExDiscostu93
  3. @Argon
  4. @Agayracer
  5. @Kirchou
  6. @PrincessSweetiePie
  7. @Lain
  8. @LeadChips
  9. @bluebell
  10. @TMFM
  11. @ShinxDaSphinx
  12. @The-Beast
  13. @RoyAhoy
  14. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  15. @Eflakis
  16. @GawainDeliveries
  17. @Fish
  18. @Cutiepie67
  19. @ArtificialSky
  20. @Rex_Psyclosa
  21. @Mr.Alondite
  22. @Bow-of-Sacae
  23. @sawtuis
  24. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Hey thottianas, welcome to the first elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia.

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Due to their success in the first challenge, Team Soulja is safe from tonight’s elimination ceremony.


Now let the ceremony begin!

@PrincessSweetiePie, you get a marshmallow.
@TMFM and @The-Beast you get a marshmallow.
@Lain, @Argon, and @bluebell, you three get marshmallows.
@ACExDiscostu93, @LeadChips, and @ShinxDaSphinx you all get a marshmallow.

Now we’re down to the bottom three.

@Pyron, you are…

Not going home, you get a marshmallow.

Now it’s between @Agayracer and @Kirchou

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Who will stay? The shy newcomer or the secretive veteran? Who did Team Averdi choose to stab in the back?

Find Out Here
After the break
What Would Joe Say About All These Intermissions?

@Kirchou is being sent home and is no longer in the running for the million.

@Agayracer, you get a marshmallow and are still in the running for Total Drama Mafia.

Elimination

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@Kirchou, the Absolute Chad and a member of Team Averdi, has been eliminated.

Mentions
  1. @RoyAhoy
  2. @Kayonov - @A_Aron Understudy
  3. @Eflakis
  4. @GawainDeliveries
  5. @Fish
  6. @Cutiepie67
  7. @ArtificialSky
  8. @Rex_Psyclosa
  9. @Mr.Alondite
  10. @Bow-of-Sacae
  11. @sawtuis
  12. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Night 2

Story

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Aaaaaand we’re back!
Live from Camp Wawanakwa are your host Averchimaru and Souljtachi. Coming off the heels of a crazy weekend and a surprising elemination, we’re kicking off tonight with a good ole game of DodgeBall! Whichever team gets the most Knock Outs or stacks the highest damage wins. With a few taunts being thrown here and there it looks like both teams are ready to fire big shots at each… literally! Alright, enough chit-chat @LAHector, it’s time to blow the whistle and let the game begin!


The night starts with the teams assembled on the court. Out of concern for her fellow team mate, The OG Hot Topic GF picks up Eflakis and quickly yeets him to his cabin where he can sleep in peace. Annoyed that he couldn’t get a bite, the Feral Farmboy scurries back in his cave.

On the other side of the court, Steroids started to go Super Saiyan. A Clumsy Ass responded to this by attacking Steroids, wounding them, but Steroids clapped back; however, a Degenerate protected the Clumsy Ass before any harm could be done. In the midst of the confusion, Can I Speak to the Manager threw a ball at their own teammate, wounding the PsychoTHICC fan. Shortly after, it appeared as if the PsychoTHICC fan wounded themselves, which resulted in a knock out for Team Soulja!

Always one to fight dirty, the Head Bitch in Charge tried to flash the OG Hot Topic GF but Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait covered the HBIC’s titties before anyone could see them.

The Big Titty Queen went for a real big and loud attack on Steroids, wounding them! **Steroids went in for a counter attack but the Awkward Incel protected his queen. On the other end of the court, a Basic Bitch was seen advising the Feral Farmboy. Afterwards, the Basic Bitch attacked Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait! A Good Boy tried to protect the duo, but the Basic Bitch was able to pierce through, wounding the duo!

Nearby, an Awkward Incel was seen beatboxing for a Degenerate. As this went on, a Big Boner tried to sit on and attack Steroids, wounding them! Steroids retaliated and greatly wounded the Big Boner! In the midst of the chaos, a Clumsy Ass attacked the Host with the Most, wounding him! As that went on, the Sexy Stallion sent nudes to Can I Speak to the Manager and she was shook.

Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait charged in with double punches against the Head Bitch in Charge but a Degenerate protected her from both of the hits! This pissed Steroids off so they also went in to beat the shit out of the degenerate, who was ability to swiftly dodge the first punch but was caught off guard and wounded by the second! Steroids was on a roll and went ape shit on the Big Boner, greatly wounding them once again.

Off the Shits went for an attack on Grand Chef Auto but the war prepared him for anything and he effortlessly countered the attack and wounded Off the Shits! Meanwhile, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass was seen tending to the wounds of both I Know It All, Bitch and Off the Shits. The Good Boy was inspired by this, so he decided to bless the whole squad.

As the game came to an end, Team Soulja was in the lead; however… The OG Hot Topic GF had a little chat with the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass and decided to go for an attack on the Head Bitch in Charge who was quickly protected by the Degenerate but she somehow managed to pierce through the protect and wound the Degenerate! Unsatisfied, the OG Hot Topic GF tried to attack the HBIC again, but once more the Degenerate took the weight of the blow and was knocked out! The total amount of knock outs was a tie but Team Averdi had the most damage dealt, this winning the challenge! As the players walked off the court, the HBIC laughed at the OG Hot Topic GF because she failed to even hit her once.

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Until next time


PMs regarding stamina values, stuns, and eliminations will be sent out soon

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
  2. @ACExDiscostu93
  3. @Argon
  4. @Agayracer
  5. @PrincessSweetiePie
  6. @Lain
  7. @LeadChips
  8. @bluebell
  9. @TMFM
  10. @ShinxDaSphinx
  11. @The-Beast
  12. @RoyAhoy
  13. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  14. @Eflakis
  15. @GawainDeliveries
  16. @Fish
  17. @Cutiepie67
  18. @ArtificialSky
  19. @Rex_Psyclosa
  20. @Mr.Alondite
  21. @Bow-of-Sacae
  22. @sawtuis
  23. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Hello clowns, welcome to the second elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia.

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Due to @Lain and their success in last night’s challenge, Team Averdi (RIP :crazy_face:) is safe from tonight’s elimination ceremony.


But Team Soulja isn’t, so let the ceremony begin!

@Kayonov, the understudy of A_Aron, you get a marshmallow.

@Eflakis, @GawainDeliveries, and @FishPussi you three thots get marshmallows.

@Cutiepie67 and @Bow-of-Sacae come up and get your marshmallows.

As well as @ArtificialSky, @Mr.Alondite, @sawtuis, and @Salt_Guardian_Leaf.

Which leaves us down to the final two @RoyAhoy and @Rex_Psyclosa

Who will stay? The big dique chef or the head bitch in charge…? Should we even pretend that Rex didn’t receive 100% of the votes?

Find Out Here
On Total Drama Mafia

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@Rex_Psyclosa, Grand Chef Auto and a member of Team Soulja, is no longer in the running for Total Drama Mafia.

@RoyAhoy be like:
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Mentions

@PrincessSweetiePie
@TMFM
@The-Beast
@Lain
@Argon
@ Bluebell
@ACExDiscostu93
@LeadChips
@ShinxDaSphinx
@Pyron
@Agayracer

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Night 3

Story

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Hello, campers! Coming live to you from Camp Wawanakwa is your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru is taking some time off to get ass implants but he’ll be back after the surgery! Tonight we’re kicking off with our third challenge, C O C K BLOCKERS! Whichever team gets the most successful blocks and stuns will win! If then event that there is a tie then we’ll count number of successful ACTIVE redirects, if that’s tied too then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…


The Head Bitch in Charge tried to whip out her nasty titties again, only for the OG Hot Topic GF to yeet her ass out of the challenge. The Irrelevant Lad tried to block her but he was blocked Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait.” The Irrelevant Lad was so frustrated at his failure that he hit the Iconic Duo with a Bible, wounding them! Meanwhile, a Big Titty Queenobserved the whole exchange and kept her eye on the OG Hot Topic GF.

A Sexy Stallion was about to send nudes to the Big Titty Queen, when an Intern tried to block him but it failed! As the Sexy Stallion hit send, the Big Titty Queen somehow nullified the effect of his dique pics! Afterwards, the Big Titty Queen went for a real big and loud attack on I Know It All, Bitch, wounding him! Nearby, a Seductive D0uche randomly protected himself.

On a nearby stage, an Awkward Incel was seen beatboxing for the Host with the Most. While So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall began to play a song. His song ended up putting Can I Speak to the Manager to sleep.

Meanwhile; a Big Boner went to go attack Steroids but a Good Boy protected her from the attack. The Big Boner doesn’t know when to quit, so he tried to sit on Steroid’s face but I Know It All, Bitch stopped that shit from happening. Annoyed by this, the Big Boner sat on I Know It All Bitch’s face and he was shook. Off the Shits came charging towards the Big Boner but So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall used his guitar and protected Big Boner from the attack.

In order to calm the mood, the Good Boy and the Farm Girl tended to Steroid’s wounds, making it a healing threesome. After this, Steroids was pumped and decided to beat the shit out of the Awkward Incel who said “gah!” as he fainted. To pour salt in the wound, Name a More Iconic Duo also beat the shit out of his unconscious body just for kicks.

In the midst of the chaos, a Clumsy Ass attacked the *Host with the Most, wounding him! The OG Hot Topic GF felt fired up and attacked So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall, who was also wounded! The OG Hot Topic GF wanted to attack the HBIC but she was nowhere to be found. As the challenge came to an end, Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait attacked the Irrelevant Lad who retaliated it by trying to protect himself but the Iconic Duo blocked him and wounded the Irrelevant Lad!

Tonight ended up in a stalemate for both teams even with the tiebreaker. As a result, BOTH teams will have to eliminate someone. Good luck.

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Until next time


PMs regarding stamina values, stuns, and eliminations will be sent out soon

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
  2. @ACExDiscostu93
  3. @Argon
  4. @Agayracer
  5. @PrincessSweetiePie
  6. @Lain
  7. @LeadChips
  8. @bluebell
  9. @TMFM
  10. @ShinxDaSphinx
  11. @The-Beast
  12. @RoyAhoy
  13. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  14. @Eflakis
  15. @GawainDeliveries
  16. @Fish
  17. @Cutiepie67
  18. @ArtificialSky
  19. @Mr.Alondite
  20. @Bow-of-Sacae
  21. @sawtuis
  22. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Hey skanks, welcome to the third elimination ceremony and first duo elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia. FEH got duo heroes but we got duo eliminations, wassup bitch.

Due to the stalemate, both teams had to eliminate one of their own tonight. Who will stay and who will be out of the running for the million? Stayed tuned to find out.


Let the Dual Eliminations Begin!

@PrincessSweetiePie and @RoyAhoy, you both get marshmallows.

@TMFM, my man, come get your marshmallow - And speaking of men, @The-Beast your ass gets a marshmallow too!

@bluebell & @Bow-of-Sacae, come get your marshmallows and we know we got some inter-team fucking, you hoes aint fooling anybody.

@Lain, @LeadChips, and @Mr.Alondite all of you fucks are still in the running, now come get your marshmallows before I change my mind.

@Argon, get your stallion ass up here and receive your marshmallow already, same with you @kayonov, a part-time understudy and full time thicc queen.

@ACExDiscostu93 and @Eflakis, I can’t even tell you two bitches apart so come get your marshmallows.

@ShinxDaSphinx, @FishPussi, and @GawainDeliveries you three are all safe tonight

@Agayracer, @sawtuis, @Cutiepie67, y’all get to stay another night.

Which leaves us down to the bottom three @ArtificialSky, @Pyron, AND @Salt_Guardian_Leaf

Who will stay? The virgin farmboy, the headass jock, or the clingy bitch?

Find Out Here

AFTER THE BREAK

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AAAAAAND THE TWO THAT ARE GOING HOME ARE…

What’s this?

It appears that Team Soulja’s votes are tied, so the team will have a tiebreaker elimination round right now!

Elimination

As for Team Averdi, @Pyron… YOU are no longer in the running to become Total Drama’s Next Top Model - Pack your bags and head over to deadchat.

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@Pyron, a Clumsy Ass and a member of Team Averdi, is no longer in the running for the million.

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THE FINAL ELIMINATION RESULTS ARE IN…

@ArtificialSky and @Salt_Guardian_Leaf step forward.

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One of you will get this rose, the other one will be packing your bag and taking your ass home.

Who will it be?

The irrelevant homeschooled kid

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or the thicc bitch who’s off the shits?

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Elimination

Sierra, you will be going home.

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@Salt_Guardian_Leaf, a PsychoTHICC Fan and a member of Team Soulja, is no longer in the running for the million for now.

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
  2. @ACExDiscostu93
  3. @Argon
  4. @Agayracer
  5. @Kirchou
  6. @PrincessSweetiePie
  7. @Lain
  8. @LeadChips
  9. @bluebell
  10. @TMFM
  11. @ShinxDaSphinx
  12. @The-Beast
  13. @RoyAhoy
  14. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  15. @Eflakis
  16. @GawainDeliveries
  17. @Fish
  18. @Cutiepie67
  19. @ArtificialSky
  20. @Rex_Psyclosa
  21. @Mr.Alondite
  22. @Bow-of-Sacae
  23. @sawtuis
  24. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Night 4

Story

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Heeeeeello, Campers!! Coming live to you from Camp Wawanakwa is your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru is still not fully recovered from his ass implants, but it’s only a matter of time! Tonight we’re featuring our fourth challenge, Guardian Angels! Whichever team gets the most successful heals and protects will win! If then event that there is a tie then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…

The night began with Steroids charging at the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass, but a Seductive D0uche jumped in at the last second to save the Farm Girl! Big Boner tried to sit on his face and stop it, but the Seductive D0uche gave him his number and told the Big Boner to save it for later. Unfortunately, the d0uche’s efforts were futile and the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass was wounded! In the midst of the confusion, a Big Titty Queen saw what the Seductive D0uche was tryna to do and said “Hell No,” making the Seductive D0uche look and feel like a fool. Afterwards, the Big Titty Queen kept an eye on Eflakis.

On another side of the field, a Big Titty Queen went to go attack the Head Bitch in Charge, but a Degenerate came to her aid and protected the HBIC! The Big Titty Queen was feeling a little petty about her attack not dealing any damage. Soon after, an intern charged at the Head Bitch in Charge! The HBIC wasn’t worried because she knew the Degenerate would protect her, BUT the Big Titty Queen blocked the Degenerate. The Head Bitch in Charge was about to pee herself but So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall protected the HBIC from the Intern at the last second. Just as they thought they were safe, the Intern said “Anotha one” and came for the Head Bitch in Charge but the Degenerate came to her aid once more.

Nearby, the OG Hot Topic GF yeeted the Host with the Most out of the challenge! His ass went flying. Steroids went to go beat the shit out of the Host with the Most but he was nowhere to be found. To add to the chaos, the Head Bitch in charged flashed Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait, the duo was shook., too shook to move as a matter of fact. Meanwhile, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall decided to play a tune, which put Steroids right to sleep. The Farm Girl with the Fat Ass tried to cheer for him but Steroids was fast asleep.

As the challenge went on, a Basic Bitch was seen talking sense into I Know It All, Bitch, which calmed him down. Hypocritically, the Basic Bitch went to go fucc up the Degenerate after but he dodged. Off the Shits decided to join in and attacked the Degenerate as well, wounding him! The Big Boner liked a little anarchy, so he went to attack Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait!, wounding one of the duo!

To lighten the mood, the Sexy Stallion took off his shirt, I Know It All, Bitch felt inspired and the Basic Bitch was shook. To celebrate all the good cheer, a Good Boy healed The Farm Girl with the Fat Ass’s wounds. The Irrelevant Lad tried to stop it, but he failed. Out of anger, the Irrelevant Lad smacked the Good Boy, but before the wound set, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass healed him. The challenge was ending full of good cheer, only for a crazed OG Hot Topic GF to come out and attack the Good Boy! The Good Boy screamed at the top of his lungs and fled from the field before he could be hit.

With that, concludes our 4th challenge! The results were 3-2, which means it’s a victory for Team Soulja! This means that a member of Team Averdi will have to pack their bags and depart from the island. Who will it be? Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of… Total Drama MAFIA.

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Until next time


PMs regarding stamina values, stuns, and eliminations will be sent out soon

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
  2. @ACExDiscostu93
  3. @Argon
  4. @Agayracer
  5. @PrincessSweetiePie
  6. @Lain
  7. @LeadChips
  8. @bluebell
  9. @TMFM
  10. @ShinxDaSphinx
  11. @The-Beast
  12. @RoyAhoy
  13. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  14. @Eflakis
  15. @GawainDeliveries
  16. @Fish
  17. @Cutiepie67
  18. @ArtificialSky
  19. @Mr.Alondite
  20. @Bow-of-Sacae
  21. @sawtuis
  22. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Hey bitches, welcome to the fourth elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia

Due to Team Soulja’s victory in the last challenge, they will be granted invincibility from tonight’s elimination.


Now let’s get this show on the road!

@Agayracer, get your ass over here and take your marshmallow.

@bluebell and @ShinxDaSphinx, come up and get your marshmallows.

@Lain and @TMFM, my man, you guys will be staying for the next challenge.

@The-Beast, @Argon, and @PrincessSweetiePie, you three also get a marshmallow.

This leaves us down to the final two, @LeadChips and @ACExDiscostu93

Who will it be? The chips or Ace x Discobot?

The results are in and our loser IS - Wait, what’s this? Ace has something to say?


14%20PM

BY DEFAULT, @ACExDiscostu93, Eflakis and a member of Team Averdi, is no longer in the running for the million.

Mentions
  1. @RoyAhoy
  2. @Kayonov - A_Aron Understudy
  3. @Eflakis
  4. @GawainDeliveries
  5. @Fish
  6. @Cutiepie67
  7. @ArtificialSky
  8. @Mr.Alondite
  9. @Bow-of-Sacae
  10. @sawtuis
  11. @Salt_Guardian_Leaf
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Rip Codykins.

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Night 5

Story

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Welcome, campers! Coming live to you from Camp Wawanakwa is just your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru recovered from his ass implants BUT the job was botched, so he’s getting them redone. We all miss him dearly. Tonight we’re featuring our fifth challenge, Cheer W H O R E S! Whichever team gets the most successful buffs and debuffs will win! If then event that there is a tie then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…

Tonight’s challenge started off with the strong beating up the weak, or in this case, sleep. I Know It All, Bitch attacked Steroids wounding him! The Big Titty Queen attacked Steroids as well but they were blocked by the Broken Duo, which pissed off the Big Titty Queen. Afterwards, a Big Boner tried to go in on Steroids but a Good Boy protected him at the last second! Just when they thought Steroids was safe, a Feral Farmboy came in and fucced Steroids shit up, severely wounding Steroids!

Aftwewards, the OG Hot Topic GF yeeted the Awkward Incel out of the challenge because she didn’t want him breathing on her. Afterwards, the OG Hot Topic GF attacked a Basic Bitch, wounding her! Deciding to give the OG Hot Topic GF a taste of her own medicine, the Feral Farmboy bite her! This made the OG Hot Topic GF feel very dizzy. While the OG Hot Topic GF was in her confused state, the Head Bitch in Charge tried to flash her but I Know It All, Bitch pulled her shirt down before anything could happen.

Meanwhile, a Seductive D0uche protected himself but nothing happen. Nearby, the Big Titty Queen kept an eye on the Seductive D0uche. As that happened, Can I Speak to the Manager had a word with So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall and the Head Bitch in Charge, inspiring yet annoying them with her advice. After seeing his girl be so inspirational, a Degenerate tried to contribute in his own way. He ran up to the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass and gave her a titty twister, making her feel dizzy just like the OG Hot Topic GF.

In order to cheer up, the Broken Duo, the Sexy Stallion took off his shirt, which inspired her. After, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass performed a few cheers, greatly inspiring her! The Broken Duo was ready and charged towards the Big Boner, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall tried to protect him but the Broken Duo pushed through. This caused So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall to smack her with his guitar, wounding her! Although, the Broken Duo wasn’t going down without a fight, she charged through the guitar to hit the Big Boner who braced himself for the attack. Although, he was so shook that he farted and made his attacker flee!

Around a nearby campfire, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall played a song a tune for the Degenerate, inspiring him! Afterwards, he tried to play a song for I Know It All, Bitch but he smacked the guitar away and said “No, thanks.” Amidst the calming music, the Good Boy tended to I Know It All, Bitch’s wounds. The Sexy Stallion liked So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall’s style so he whipped out his phone and sent a nude. So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall was shook. As the night came to a finish, Off the Shits tried to attack the Degenerate but he easily evaded the attack like it was nothing. Afterwards, he attacked the Good Boy, wounding him! Although, the Good Boy patched up the wound.

With that, concludes our 5th challenge! After calculating the results, the total amount of successful visible and invisible endeavors from each team totaled to 5-5, which means it’s a stalemate! This entails that a member from each team will have to pack their bags and depart from the island. Who will it be? Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of… Total Drama MAFIA.

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Until next time

Mentions
  1. @Pyron
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Hey thottianas, welcome to the fifth elimination ceremony and second duo elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia. FEH got their second pair of duo heroes and now we got our second dual elimination, ayyyyyye.

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Due to the stalemate, both teams had to eliminate one of their own tonight. Who will stay and who will be out of the running for the million? Stayed tuned to find out.


Let the Dual Eliminations Begin!

@TMFM, you don’t have herpes - BUT you do have a marshmallow!

@The-Beast gets gains and marshmallows.

@bluebell & @Bow-of-Sacae, y’all still fuccin but y’all still staying on Total Drama Mafia too.

@PrincessSweetiePie and @RoyAhoy, you both get marshmallows.

@Lain, you crazy fuck, come get your marshmallows before I change my mind.

@Argon and @kayonov the legends are here to stay.

@Eflakis, you goon, get your marshmallow.

@ShinxDaSphinx and @FishPussi, you hoes are wild which is why you can stay.

@Agayracer, the iconic, you were the MVP last night, so you gotta stay. @sawtuis, @Cutiepie67, and @ArtificialSky y’all get to stay another night.

Which leaves us down to the bottom three @Mr.Alondite, @GawainDeliveries, and @LeadChips.

Who will stay? The incel, the bitch with the stick up her ass, OR the good boy?

Find Out Here

@Mr.Alondite, YOU WILL NOT BE GOING HOME.

Elimination

THIS MEANS THAT… @LeadChips and @GawainDeliveries are ELIMINATED.

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@LeadChips, a Good Boy and a member of Team Averdi, is no longer in the running for the million.

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@GawainDeliveries, Can I Speak to the Manager, called her lawyers.

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Night 6

Story

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Welcome, campers! It’s ya boy from Camp Wawanakwa, your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru’s ass implants are too botched and his insurance didn’t cover all the costs, so he needs to get some more money and a new ass before he’s ready to come back. Still miss that bitch like crazy though. Tonight we’re featuring our sixth challenge, Snoop DOGS! Whichever team gets the most successful investigates will win! If then event that there is a tie then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…

The challenged commenced with a Big Boner coming after Steroids, just as the Big Boner was about to land a hit, a Seductive D0uche protected Steroids from any harm! Only for I Know It All, Bitch to stab Steroids in the back! Steroids countered the attack but an Irrelevant Lad blocked him. Steroids reacted by wounding the Irrelevant Lad! Afterwards, Steroids fainted.

To lighten the mood, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass cheered for Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait. Following her example, a Basic Bitch gave some words of encouragement to the Big Titty Queen. While an Awkward Incel beatboxed for the Head Bitch in Charge.

On another side of the camp, Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait came after the Head Bitch in Charge, the Degenerate protected her but it was pierced and the attack landed straight for the Degenerate but he managed to swiftly dodge it. Although, Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait swiftly aimed another hit at the Head Bitch in Charge, the Degenerate shielded him once more, but the attack pierced and wounded the Degenerate!

In the meantime, the Head Bitch in Charge flashed Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait, the duo tried to block his titties but the Big Titty Queen was feeling petty for yesterday and blocked Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait. I Know It All, Bitch tried to block the Big Titty Queen but it failed. The Big Titty Queen was on a roll, so she came at the OG Hot Topic GF but she was blocked by a Sexy Stallion . To join her teammate’s efforts, a Basic Bitch came after the OG Hot Topic GF but I Know It All, Bitch protected her from any harm. They weren’t going down without a fight, so Can I Speak to the Manager yelled at the OG Hot Topic GF and she was shook.

To end the night, a Degenerate attacked the Farm Girl with a Fat Ass, wounding her! To continue his mean streak, the Degenerate ran up to Off the Shits and twisted her titties! Off the Shits felt dizzy after this, only for a Big Boner to sit on her face. Off the Shits tried to get up and attack but she was too shook to move. Meanwhile, the Sexy Stallion was looking fire, so he sent nudes to the Big Boner, making him shook.

With that, concludes our 6th challenge! After calculating the results, the total amount of successful visible and invisible endeavors from each team totaled to 2-4, which means it’s a victory for Team Averdi (Finally)! Those bitches haven’t won in A MINUTE. Congratulations to Team Averdi! This entails that a member from Team Soulja will have to pack their bags and depart from the island. Who will it be? Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of… Total Drama MAFIA.

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Hey goons, welcome to the sixth elimination ceremony for Total Drama Mafia. If you can even call it that

Due to their success in last night’s challenge, Team Averdi (RIP :crazy_face:) is safe from tonight’s elimination ceremony.


But Team Soulja isn’t, so let the ceremony begin!

@Kayonov, the understudy of A_Aron, you get a marshmallow.

@Eflakis, @RoyAhoy, and @FishPussi you three thots get marshmallows.

@Cutiepie67 and @Bow-of-Sacae come up and get your marshmallows.

@ArtificialSky and @Mr.Alondite, your marshmallows.

@sawtuis, you also get a marshmallow.

Unlike other nights, there’s no suspense tonight.

@GawainDeliveries, your lawsuit failed, so you’ll be packing your bags and going home.


@GawainDeliveries, Can I Speak to the Manager and a member of Team Soulja, is no longer in the running for the million.

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Night 7

Story

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Welcome, campers! It’s ya boy from Camp Wawanakwa, your host Souljitachi. Averchimaru is a little embarrassed that y’all know he got ass implants, so he needs more time. We’ll see that clown again though. Tonight we’re featuring our seventh challenge, HATING ASS BIIIIITCHES! Whichever team gets the most successful amount of debuffs and blocks will win! In the event that there is a tie then both teams will have to eliminate someone! Now let’s get to the main event…

The challenge started off with a Big Titty Queen feeling very dizzy, but despite this setback, the queen was going to try her best. Shortly after, the The Farm Girl with the Fat Ass attacked Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait" wounding them! In the midst of the confusion, the OG Hot Topic GF attacked the Sexy Stallion, leaving a scratch on his perfect face!

Nearby, Name a More Iconic Duo went in for an attack on the Head Bitch in Charge but the HBIC lifted up her shirt and the duo was shook. Meanwhile, the Big Titty Queen kept an eye on Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait. After this, the Big Titty Queen decided to take the annoyance of her migraine out on the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass, wounding her!

On another side of camp, a Basic Bitch came after the OG Hot Topic GF but the Sexy Stallion stepped in front of her and took off his shirt, making the Basic Bitch back off. The Big Titty Queen tried to stop him but it failed. After seeing this, the Degenerate, who was always one for beating the shit out of people, ran up and attacked the OG Hot Topic GF, wounding her! The Degenerate wasn’t done yet, he then twisted the OG Hot Topic GF’s titties, making her feel dizzy. In order to lift the sour mood, the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass tended to her own wounds and the OG Hot Topic GF’s. Shortly after, Off the Shits was seen trailing behind the Big Titty Queen.

As the night was coming to a close, a Basic Bitch was seen talking to I Know It All, Bitch which made him mellow out. To add to the lituation, an Awkward Incel beatboxed for the Degenerate. While, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall played a tune on his guitar which put Off the Shits right to sleep! A Degenerate was trying to listen to the music but he was blocked by I Know It All Bitch! Annoyed, that he couldn’t see the performance, the Degenerate elbowed I Know It All, Bitch, before he walked off, wounding the bitch! When the Degenerate got back to his cabin, he looked at his phone and saw nudes from the Sexy Stallion. The Degenerate was shook.

This concludes tonight’s challenge! The # of total successful visible/invisible blocks and debuffs was equal for both teams! This means that it is ANOTHER stalemate, which means we’ll have ANOTHER Dual Elimination. Now we’re ahead of FEH, who will stay and who will go? Find out on the next episode of… Total Drama MAFIA.

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Until next time

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We’re back, bitches. Welcome to one of the final eliminations for the team phase, it’s Total Drama Mafia’s 7th Elimination Ceremony, and third Dual Elimination.

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Due to the stalemate, both teams had to eliminate one of their own tonight. Who will stay and who will be out of the running for the million? Stayed tuned to find out.


Let the Dual Eliminations Begin!

@Kayonov, @Bow-of-Sacae, and @bluebell, come get your marshmallows.

@Lain and @Fish, you crazy bitches also get marshmallows.

@PrincessSweetiePie and @The-beast, you two are here to stay.

@TMFM and @sawtuis, you guys are also not going home this week.

@Cutiepie67 and @ArtificialSky, come get your marshmallows.

This leaves us down to the bottom 3 for each team

Will @RoyAhoy, @Eflakis, and @Mr.Alondite step forward

@Agayracer, @Argon, and @ShinxDaSphinx come down as well.


One of you from each team I just called is going to be eliminated, this means that out of the six names that were just listed… Two of you will be going home. We’ll start with Team Averdi.

@Agayracer, @Argon, and @ShinxDaSphinx

One of you will NOT be getting a clock tonight

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Who will go home?

The smol gay icon, the thotty male model, or the crazy bitch?

@ShinxDaSphinx, your time is up.

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@ShinxDaSphinx, Off the Shits and a member of Team Averdi, is no longer in the running for the million.


The results for Team Soulja will be in after this short commercial break

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AAAAAND, WE’RE FINALLY BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Last time we left off, the audience discovered that @ShinxDaSphinx was getting sent home. Now it’s time for someone from Team Soulja to bite the dust.

Will the bottom three step up again? @RoyAhoy, @Eflakis, and @Mr.Alondite

One of you will be going home tonight. Who will it be? Total Drama’s Queen, the douchebag with a heart of gold, or the incel?

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And We're Back

@Eflakis, I’m sorry to say this, but… YOUR TIME IS UP


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@Eflakis, a Degenerate and a member of Team Soulja, is no longer in the running for the million.

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Night 8

Story

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Welcome, campers! Ya bitch, Souljitachi is riding solo once again. Averchimaru is too busy taking pics of his new ass for a living now. Tonight we’re featuring our Eighth challenge, FUCK SHIT UP! Whichever team gets the most highest total damage output by the end of the night will win! This means that a successful heal will subtract from the enemy team’s score. In the event that there is a tie then we’ll begin analyzing which team had the most knock outs!

The night started off with a Big Titty Queen charging at the Sexy Stallion, she was ready to kick off the night. Unfortunately, the Sexy Stallion took off his shirt and stopped the queen in her tracks. An Awkward Incel tried to pull the Sexy Stallion’s shirt down but it failed. Not wanting the Sexy Stallion to get off the hook that easily, a Basic Bitch came over and beat the shit out of him with her surfboard, wounding the Sexy Stallion!

Afterwards, the Basic Bitch went to go conspire with the Feral Farmboy. As So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall serenaded the Head Bitch in Charge. While the Awkward Incel showed off his beatboxing to So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall.

And here comes our main act for the night, Steroids! As Steroids walked onto the field, the Big Titty Queen kept a close eye on her. In the blink of an eye, Steroids ran over to the Awkward Incel and wounded! Then she was on her Jotaro shit and beat the shit out of the Basic Bitch, wounding her so badly that the Basic Bitch got knocked the fuck out. An Intern tried to stop Steroids but this just made Steroids even more pissed, so she fucked the Intern’s shit up too.

Annoyed that he just got punched, the Awkward Incel took his anger out on the Farm Girl with the Fat Ass, wounding her! The Farm Girl with the Fat Ass didn’t panic, instead she tended to all of her wounds, greatly healing herself. Nearby, Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait flung themselves at the Head Bitch in Charge and the Host with the Most wounding both of them! The Head Bitch in Charge responded by flashing the duo! Annoyed that her plans didn’t work out, the Head Bitch in Charge attacked the Host with the Most wounding him! In the midst of the confusion, Steroids attacked the OG Hot Topic GF, wounding her!

Out next was the Feral Farmboy who leaped over to Name a More Iconic Duo, I’ll Wait. The duo tried to block him but the Feral Farmboy does what he wants, so he attacked the duo twice, knocking one of them out! Afterwards, he bit the Broken Duo, making her feel very lightheaded. I Know It All, Bitch tried to stop him but the Feral Farmboy does what he wants. To avenge her fallen teammate, the OG Hot Topic GF came for the Feral Farmboy but So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall protected him with his guitar. Annoyed by this, the OG Hot Topic GF walked over to the Big Boner and yeeted him into the night. After seeing his fallen teammate, a Sexy Stallion sent nudes to the Feral Farmboy ending his reign of terror and making him shook.

This concludes our challenge for tonight! Remember, the aim was to get the highest damage output by the end of the night so successful heals would subtract from the opposing team’s point total. All in all, the score was 4-7, making this a victory for Team Averdi! This means that someone from Team Soulja will have to be eliminated tonight, afterwards, we’ll begin our Total Drama Solo Phase!

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