Welcome, campers! Ya girl, Soulja Bitch is once again hosting solo for the solo phase. Averchimaru went all “new ass, who dis,” so who knows when he’ll be back?. Tonight we’re featuring our Tenth challenge, LET IT RIP! Whichever players gets the most KOs will be granted immunity for the next elimination! This means that getting knocked out will subtract from your point total! Now, it’s time to get this shit on the road.
The night started out with all of the remaining contestants gathering under the moonlight,
it was actually just under a lamppost and they were basking in the street light. When suddenly a bitter and angry, Feral F ucker came out of nowhere and wounded every single remaining contestant! Afterwards, he scurried off into a random warehouse in the camp. After getting hit, I Know It All, Bitch said “F uck this” and left the challenge to go read a book.
Shortly afterwards, an angry mob of contestants all came looking for I Know It All, Bitch after realizing he wasn’t around, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall, a Basic Bitch, the Seductive Doosh, Steroids, the Big Boner, and the Broken Duo all hung their heads in shame and put their pitchforks away because I Know It All, Bitch wasn’t even present for this challenge. Out of nowhere, a raging Steroids decided to punch the Head Bitch in Charge just because but before she could deal any damage, a Basic Bitch protected the HBIC from the attack. Afterwards, the Basic Bitch tended to the HBIC’s wounds from earlier.
The OG Hot Topic GF wanted to see blood, so she yeeted the Head Bitch in Charge out of there. She set her sits on her next victim, the Big Titty Queen but before she could make her move, a distant voice shouted “primary lotus!” Followed by a Clumsy Ass instantly knocking the OG Hot Topic GF out! Shortly after, So Anyway, Here’s Wonderwall wanted to pour one out and play a song for his girl who just got knocked out, causing him to feel inspired and putting the Host with the Most to sleep.
Out of nowhere, two interns attacked the Broken Duo, wounding and knocking her out! Due to the 3 night rule and the shouting of her friend from the sidelines, she was able to get up but the interns still got the point! Shortly after, Grand Chef Auto came thru and f
ucked Steroids up! They were incredibly wounded but suddenly a light came from the sky and gave Steroids Xanax which healed all of her wounds.
The Big Titty Queen wanted to see more action and blood, so she decided to get shit done herself. She rolled up her sleeves and went to attack the sleeping Host with the Most but a Sexy Stallion walked in front of her and took his shirt off, distracting the Big Titty Queen from doing anything else. Afterwards, the Broken Duo confronted the Seductive Doosh but he wasn’t even doing anything.
To end the night, we saw Steroids and a Big Boner stand across from each other like this was a showdown in a western movie. The two looked at each other before making any sudden moves, Steroids went in first and shouted “Ora ora ora ora” but the Big Boner farted on her and made her shook, only for Steroids to retaliate by greatly wounding the Big Boner! Steroids didn’t mind the smell and went in for the big hit, this f
ucked the Big Boner’s shit up and knocked him out! Their duel was finally over, so Steroids decided to be dramatic and collapsed on the ground.
This concludes tonight’s challenge! We have a grand total of THREE winners tonight! Let’s give a round of applause to a Clumsy Ass, the Host with the Most, AND Steroids! You three will be granted invincibility from tonight’s elimination.
PMs regarding stamina, stuns, investigations, and eliminations will be sent out shortly