Twist a Wish

Impulse said stuff about forum games, and this seems to work ok-ish on Reddit, so why not try it here?

Rules: Post a wish you have, and somebody else will try to twist it to their interpretation into a bad wish

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I wish I’ll die a slow and painful death

Easy get rekt kids :feh_rein:

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I wish I had friends in real life. :morganagrom:

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Granted, but the pain comes from being buried in toast and dogs :royyes:
I did my best :feh_nino:

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Granted, but they all live on the other side of the world and have no way of communicating with you.

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I wish we’d all get consumed by the sun

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Everyone gets consumed by the sun except you.

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damnit

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I wish for world peace

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cant make that wish worse if I tried

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Easy now I can eat nice food before I die, that’s not a bad wish at all :feh_rein:

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I’ve also a salution, you’ll have friends, but only when you’re sleeping :feh_rein:

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It’s peaceful because everyone and everything is dead

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All of humanity is eradicated, leaving only peaceful bunnies.

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I wish I didn’t have any problems with my bowel movements :ferdbirb:

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I wish people would stop making useless tags on GP.

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Mastermind twist :feh_rein:

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Granted, but you now have problems with the movements of the rest of your body

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Your bowels are surgically removed, and you can no longer digest food. You are bound to an IV for the rest of your life.

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