Waifu Wars SUPER Finale

Hello, I come from an alternate timeline where all good things happen. Seeing that Manuela and Titania got 120% of the vote for their respective games I thought I would save the trouble of them eliminating the rest of the competition by skipping to the finale! Sadly there can only be one… (Story begins)

After a long night of hookin’, Manuela returns to her home a drunken mess. She was out with another man tonight and her date took a terrible turn when he realized she was using orange juice as deodorant. He ran away screaming, understandably. But is there no love for this fallen queen? Failed romance after failed romance. She had almost given up all hope, until one night she had a fateful encounter with goddess among us.

Manuela: Where have all the good men gone! It shouldn’t be this hard… Am I too talented? Too sexy? Too modest? Give me an answer!-

A sudden flash of light strikes down to Earth followed by a gust of wind.

???: You were out drinking again?

Manuela: Who’s that? If you want my wallet, you can’t… she mumbles as her brain slows to a stop

???: Titania. Your money is safe as long as I’m around.

Manuela: But not my dignity. Why is it that every guy has to-

Titania: Manuela. you can be be strong on all your own. Train with me. You’ll see.

Manuela: But I’m not ready to train right-

Titania: NO EXCUSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA death metal growl

intense training session commences

Whoever wins, I am proud of both of them :sob:

(ending based on winner)

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You ruined Titania’s career with this pic

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she needed to be ready to cut a bitch

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Whoever took her arm is the one who ruined her career

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HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO :catdespair: :catslam:

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lol I thought that too, until I realized it was in front of her

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Her boss bitch energy needs to radiate

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oooo I havent seen the last one

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I post it on every poll she’s in and it’s from Path of Radiance

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Is that shield in front of her supposed to be the pauldron on her arm? Weird stylistic choice, but I can kinda see it now

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Also I just saw this part and im dead.

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I’m confused. Didn’t Dorothea win?

Did I miss something or? Is this the ultimate gag round. XD

she just couldnt keep up, manuela and titania are too good for regular people

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… Another no one for me to vote for…

This quote is why bad things happen in this world

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With the finalists in the actual Waifu Wars, they may as well both be gay rounds

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Okay I meant gag rounds but autocorrect happened and it’s funnier this way

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Has a Laegjarn pfp

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I’m not saying they’re bad choices, just not my cup of tea.

dimmdelete

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