Welcome back, my friends

… to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!

There behind the screen
Is a sight you’re bound to see
It’s a bitch catastrophe
God it sucks, God it sucks

Join SD the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your team apart
Rest assured the whales got their money’s worth
Makes this mode a real hell on earth

You’ve got to see the duels!
It’s where money rules!
You’ve got to see the duels!
It a trap for fools!

So with that out of the way… How in the every living fuck are you supposed to engage that team and formation? Discuss at your leisure.

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I would play “The Sound of Silence” and hit the surrender button

Beautiful example of why Summoner Duels is a terrible idea

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It’s called “clicking X”. Otherwise known as exiting the app.

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Yeah I’m thinking SDR is gonna be a skip for me from now on, at least until people stop using the exact same team.

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1510827082_swbf2 just like the simulations meme

This is the kind of thing I was thinking about yesterday. This person didn’t win because they outplayed you, they won because they whaled to be able to abuse the incredibly broken stuff in this game.

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The funniest thing about it is its implied that the green brave weapon cant kill the blue unit who doesnt even have deflect.

Trash unit shouldn’t have won ahr

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Hardy fighter tends to do that tbh. Much like how saves themselves were an overcorrection of armors lacking in the meta, HF is a bit of on overcorrection of how defensive specials have basically always been rather mediocre outside of a few prf ones.

Then add in Idunn specifically with her insane bulk (that one reaches over 60 effective res there before even considering stuff like buffs from allies) and her ability to deny Corrin’s follow up and it’s hardly a surprise Corrin couldn’t kill her.

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No… this can’t kill her. First hit dumped by 75% - 5, 2nd one is going against 71 effective Res so even with 20% WTA she’d only do 34 damage.

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71 res? Unless I’m missing something shouldn’t it be an effective 66? 5 from her weapon, 5 from her A, 4 from her C and 4 from her seal. And Corrin’s fued should prevent any in combat buffs from Idunn’s allies right?

Still, that’s a ridiculous amount either way, even before taking into account HF.

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Um… Yeah. I guess I’m tired, normally I’m good at quick math. But yeah it’s 66 (48 vis, 10 from A and Prf, 8 from C and seal.)

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Lethality Yuri at +1 cooldown with flashing blade seal buffed by BCatria and in a Pathfinder train.

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Chrobin had canto control :feh_flaynfire:

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Does it hit Yuri if he attacks YIke? If not, wouldn’t canto 1 still allow him to get back to safety thanks to pathfinder being completely balanced?

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In that exact scenario, no CC wouldn’t have reached Yuri. Still though… You know I’m not enough of a bitch to use Yuri.

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And she has Blue Feud on C yikes
:feh_corrinsweat:

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If you’re running into this, what hope is there for us dolphins and krill?

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Zip. I mean, if you hit 3400 glory (~ top 50-100) good job. But expect the worst up there.

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Cuz… You know… This is perfectly fair.

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Oh, I know! I was just pointing out how ridiculous the mode can be.

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