Why are you the way that you are?

I wanted to play more! :catsob:

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Cause they don’t want us to get those 5 orbs right away :feh_elisad:

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tenor

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Gotta rest your fingers my man, can’t have you developing fingeritus

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Short answer is because they’re buttholes.

Long answer is that it’s a psychological method they use to make the game more addicting. By making playing the game more “rare,” you automatically want to play it more. It’s science.

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Carpal tunnel syndrome?

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I’m not in it for the Orbs or the accessories :feh_reinyes:

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Thats a question Ive been asking IS since… February of 2017. :feh_nino:

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I really do hate that like let me hate myself from the get go don’t make me wait for 6 days :feh_hecmad:

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It’s not just for the orbs, I honestly dislike wasting my time doing this menial task of mindlessly tapping to reach the top. The waiting is painful but what can we do? :man_shrugging:

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Me: reads title

Me: reads tap battle tag

Me: oh well they’re just gonna complain about how trash tap battle is

Me: ok I am pleasantly surprised

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I don’t even like tap battle that much, but the wait is killing me too.
I want the 10 orbs as always, sure, but now I also need the eyepatch accessory so my Dimitri can get it 5 years early.

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U lyin boi

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I’m stuck trying to get an S on 35-40, so it can take it’s time :catroll:

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I messed it up against the boss :feh_elisad:

Edit:

Finally. :feh_almdab:

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this is why I dont do tap battle until 10 days in

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I’m telling you these are hard :feh_berniebulli:

I haven’t gotten to the boss without messing up in 56-60 in Hard Casual :feh_azura:

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I just want the blindfold so I can make Robin look like 9S

TIME TO TIP THE SCALES FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND!

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Meanwhile…

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Mad props to those who can get ‘S’ rank on Hard. ‘A’ rank is good enough for me lol.

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