YGO Mafia [R1] Night/Lynch Thread

As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2000 LP of damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.


Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2020-12-27T19:00:00Z

Deadline to submit actions 2020-12-28T09:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

12 votes needed for a lynch

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Cool, another thread for me to get a billion notifications from
:fgo_deadinside:

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You can change the notification settings on the bottom, change it from “Watching” to “Muted”

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It didn’t work last time I tried

[me seeing that i can vote for myself]
Me: should i?

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*Among Us flashbacks

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guys please don’t write in this thread .
You have the day thread for that.

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Day 1 has ended with @belluchi (null) getting lynched

YWo6M3Y

Actions for N1 are due in our PM by 2020-12-28T14:00:00Z

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @KGNova
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale
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Night 1 Story

Story

tenor

ATTENTION DUELISTS!

“My hair is delighted to inform you that the Battle City tournament has now begun!” Or at least, that’s what @belluchi would have said, had his wig not been snatched by She is a Hot Hoe !, who said “bitch, stfu I picked Mai Valentine.” Surrounded by her precious friends, She is a Hot Hoe ! opened a bottle of essential oils and snorted, feeling better than ever. Next to She is a Hot Hoe !, a Winged-Beast duplicated and together they flew around to see if they could take a shit on Jason, since we are in the FGO section and all, but got sad when they realized Jason hadn’t gotten to America yet and that they’d have to wait for the COVID vaccine. So they ate Elon Musk instead and flew off with some hi-tech shit with nipple spikes. Like Icarus, they flew towards the sun, except instead of the sun it was nighttime, and instead of the moon, there was a big D hanging in the sky.

In one corner of town, a Fishing Pole Enthusiast picked his nose for some bait to reel in a big one, if you know what I mean. The Fishing Pole Enthusiast tried to reel in the Court Fern, but the Court Fern threw a flash grenade and ran away screaming, since the Court Fern was NOT a fishing pole enthusiast. Meanwhile, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest was seen chasing after Kaiba’s Incest Fetish, who had just asked @LateToTheParty to help her rob a bank and pay off The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest. But everything worked out because @belluchi, the bank teller, gave them both a blowjob and @LateToTheParty even showed them how to run from the cops afterwards! They ran past the sex dungeon where My Name Isn’t Alice could be seen telling the Rope Bunny the wonderful story of Cinderella, and the Rope Bunny bippity-boppity-boo’d and felt refreshed, since My Name Isn’t Alice is too young to give blowjobs. The Sex Dungeon Owner was there too and decided to fling some cubes and sacrifice a Shinx to Lady Luck. It seems fortune smiled upon him today because he rolled a 4 and watched as the warrior-type next to him grew a little bigger. The Rope Bunny’s Spellcaster-type got a little smaller, though. Bad viagra in this sex dungeon.

The cops were still running, although after whom I’m not quite so sure anymore, but they did find Casper the Friendly Ghost making a shady deal with a goblin, who went rogue and ran away to give a blowjob to some Italian but the Italian said “you’re not American” and left before the goblin could finish. Sad but now determined to suck the best dick imaginable, the goblin ran off to the sex dungeon to suck Rope Bunny’s dick.

The po-po were BUSY tonight because they got a call to come to a card shop, but since they were busy running from @LateToTheParty, they sent their new wigless recruit @Belluchi to check it out. There, @belluchi found Damseled, Probably trying to rip off the Fried Wyan Fan, Kaiba’s Incest Fetish, and the Anthrocon Attendee, who was extra confused because they were supposed to be at the mini furry convention in the sex dungeon. Damseled, Probably tried to give Fried Wyan Fan 3 beers and a back rub, but they weren’t into that shit, sober January or somehting smh my head. Damseled, Probably also gave Kaiba’s Incest Fetish some fish pussy, which they happily accepted. Then Damseled, Probably got the Anthrocon Attendee in a headlock and took a peep at their monster, but @belluchi broke it up, saying that you shouldn’t make advances on furries unless you’re prepared to face the consequences. The Anthrocon Attendee was like, “yo I gotta go check on my furry friends” and left, although @belluchi could hear some baaaaaing happening outside, so he warned everybody not to go outside unless they were prepared to gouge out their eyes. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish had business in the sex dungeon, so they left the card shop and took the Anthrocon Attendee there.

The cops also ran past Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, who was at the jewelry shop and NOT robbing it like a poor bitch. When @Belluchi, still wigless, approached and asked if Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark needed help picking out a necklace, Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark said “Our hair is perfect” and went off searching for something better.

The necklace was just a red herring because Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark divided their soul in half (and it’s not even past midnight smh my head in America), ran into the sex dungeon, and possessed Ropy Bunny’s Spellcaster! However, at the same time, the Court Fern sent a Fairy to say “gay rights” and make the Rope Bunny’s Spellcaster-type a homosexual for the evening.

Suddenly, a BUNCH of bitches paraded into the sex dungeon. At first, the Sex Dungeon Owner thought Aesop’s Fable and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest were there because he brought sexy back, but neither of them were horny enough to twist his nipples. Anthrocon Attendee and Kaiba’s Incest Fetish also arrived, and Aesop’s Fable immediately started giving the Anthrocon Attendee a lap dance, which made the Sex Dungeon Owner feel a little left out, although they couldn’t do anything about it because, y’know, sex dungeon. (GM’s note: I guess they forgot about indoor gathering restrictions during COVID.) Aesop’s Fable also held hands with Kaiba’s Incest Fetish and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest and sang Fah Who Doraze, Dah Who Doraze, which made them all feel the magic of Christmas. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish, in the singing mood, summoned a chibi Legolas with a snowglobe. A small fire burned a little bit of Screw the Rules, Kaiba Programmed Me’s circuitry, ostensibly because singing Christmas carols after Christmas is a crime and they tried to call the cops, but the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe appears and made Screw the Rules, Kaiba Programmed Me feel a little better. There was a little extra damage done, it seems, because Screw the Rules, Kaiba Programmed Me was on the verge of setting off the fire alarm before the Sex Dungeon Owner uninstalled it, saying that the smoke detector was bad for their hair. Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here heard music coming from the sex dungeon and tried to play along, summoning a knockoff Charizard, but they just kinda merped and derped and didn’t do anything. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish also tried to suck their own dick, but this didn’t work because Kaiba isn’t into selfcest (GM note: what a shame tho.)

Veronica Lodge paraded into the sex dungeon like a pompous bitch and tried to give a magical book to the Rope Bunny, but since the Rope Bunny’s monster was being possessed, they were like, “bish stop being useless” and rejected the magical book. Not like it would have worked anyway because Casper the Friendly Ghost was a peeping tom and had a magical telescope that penetrated deep into the sex dungeon’s depths and shredded the magical book into a million tiny pieces, just like Veronica Lodge’s dreams. My Name Isn’t Alice found a gingerbread model of the sex dungeon and tried to force feed it to the Rope Bunny’s Spellcaster, but since they were possessed and all, they weren’t into it. They DID manage to force feed Kaiba’s Incest Fetish’s Spellcaster, although it didn’t seem like it had any effect.

Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, who had been patiently looking at the leather section while all of this was going on, finally said enough was enough and ordered their newly possessed Spellcaster to attack the Rope Bunny! They also ordered their Fiend to attack Rope Bunny as well. The Rope Bunny was hoping for a magical assist, but blowjobs don’t protect against attacks, and so their Life Points were greatly wounded! Fortunately, chibi Legolas with a snowglobe dusted some powder on them before the attacks connected, softening the blows a little bit. Laughing maniacally, Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark sacrificed their possessed Spellcaster’s soul and fired it at Alex Murphy, who had just arrived in the sex dungeon and was browsing for mechanical, well, if you know, you know. Alex Murphy was like “that’s rude” and was shook when the soul-cannon made contact, shrinking their dick a few inches and probably turning them gay, too. The chibi Legolas with a snowglobe also absorbed a bit of the impact, so maybe it was the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe who turned gay instead. As a parting gift, Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark tested both the Rope Bunny and Alex Murphy for the coronavirus, and since they tested positive (fake test), Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark changed into :fgo_bbgrin: and said “I’ll be checking in to make sure you’re quarantining” before peacing out like a dirty cheater. Aesop’s Fable also tested positive for the coronavirus, and when the Sex Dungeon Owner saw this, they kicked Aesop’s Fable out.

Right after this, a Heroin Smuggler?, who was also running from the cops, it seems, smuggled some winter snow from the streets and applied it directly to Rope Bunny’s wounds, and this was almost as good as a blowjob but since we’re microdosing because there’s a narcotic problem in America, it wasn’t quite as good as a blowjob.

I Thought BDSM Stood for Buddhism somersaulted into the sex dungeon with their Warrior-type, who brandished a sword that made the Heroin Smuggler? a little jealous (because you could smuggle a lot of stuff with that sword) and ripped into Veronica Lodge, who was hoping everyone had forgotten about them. Before the attack could land, Kaiba’s Incest Fetish handed over their STD test swabs to the newly employed @belluchi (because the Sex Dungeon Owner is running a responsible establishment, get tested everybody) which must have been positive, because they transformed into imps and pulled on both Veronica Lodge’s weave AND Veronica Lodge’s Spellcaster’s weave and they both came undone right before I Thought BDSM Stood for Buddhism’s attack landed. Veronica Lodge looked surprised when they tried to protect themselves and the sword that made the Heroin Smuggler? jealous was like “no u” and shut that shit down, cleaving Veronica Lodge’s Spellcaster in half and damaging Veronica Lodge"s life points! Fortunately, the imps didn’t manage to snag the magical book from Veronica Lodge’s Spellcaster, so Veronica Lodge wasn’t hurt as badly as they could have been. The now-gay chibi Legolas with a snowglobe also appeared and sprinkled some snow on Veronica Lodge, making them feel a little bit better. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish also summoned a coffin, and out popped the Dark Magician Girl, who rushed back to Veronica Lodge’s side. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish had to do their swabs again tho, and they felt a lot fainter this time around.

Meanwhile, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest invited Alex Murphy to play sex dungeon video games, but Alex Murphy was being a model citizen and social distanced themselves. The Sex Dungeon Owner was sad that The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest didn’t invite them, and felt sad. Then they were like, “wait, I’m the HBIC here” and kicked all these bitches out onto the streets and closed the doors of the sex dungeon.

I’m a Mouse, Duh was a little sad that they didn’t manage to make it to the sex dungeon in time, and they looked at the Wrong Generation to see if they knew the deets of the mini furry convention that was supposed to be happening, but Wrong Generation just shrugged. Casper the Friendly Ghost was also looking for Don’t Call Me Gaga, ostensibly to send them a goblin blowjob, but there was nothing to see.

The Fishing Pole Enthusiast had a small nosebleed from picking their nose too much, but nothing to worry about. Then a comet came from the sky and landed on them, causing their nosebleed to get a little worse, but the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe softened the blow a bit, so they didn’t exsanguinate to death N1 like a bitch or anything. As dawn broke, a Heroin Smuggler? could be seen sucking Rope Bunny’s dick.

Deaths

The Dark Magician has been defeated.
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Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @KGNova
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale

We’ll send out PMs shortly.

The next lynch will occur in 48 hours, on 2020-12-30T17:30:00Z

And actions are due 2020-12-31T14:00:00Z

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Day 2 Lynch

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As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2000 LP of damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.


Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2020-12-30T17:30:00Z

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-12-31T14:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

12 votes needed for a lynch

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Day 2 Story

After cleaving Veronica Lodge’s Dark Magician Girl in half with the sword that made the Heroin Smugger? jealous (because you could cut lines, it was so sharp), I Thought BDSM Stood for Buddhism unleashed an arrow of light at Veronica Lodge, balding her and damaging her life points!

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(GM Note: Some of you have Quick-Play spells/traps/effects with certain unlock conditions based on the night’s story. That’s what this is.)

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @KGNova
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale

Deadline to lynch: 2020-12-30T17:30:00Z

Deadline to submit actions: 2020-12-31T14:00:00Z

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@GamingBro1 will be replacing @KGNova

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @GamingBro1
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale
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KG NOOOOOOO :sob: :sob:

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day thread plz

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Day 2 has ended with @LeiCiel getting lynched

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Actions for N2 are due in our PM by 2020-12-31T14:00:00Z

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @gamingbro1
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale
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Night 2 Story

Story

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As festivities began for a new year in Domino City, a giant E appeared in the sky alongside the big D. She is a Hot Hoe ! didn’t take much notice of this, however, and she thought of her friends and snorted more essential oils and spawned not just a new Winged Beast-type who flew off, presumably to murder another tech CEO, and returned with more hi-tech shit with nipple spikes. Then She Is a Hot Hoe ! looked into a kaleidoscope and summoned three more Winged Beast types, who fashioned a whip from the flowers by the Dark Magician’s grave. Suddenly, a Dragon-type appeared next to She is a Hot Hoe !, and got headpats and nose boops from each of the six Winged Beasts, growing more stronk with each one.

Nearby, Kaiba’s Incest Fetish and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest heard Aesop’s Fable, the Rope Bunny, and Veronica Lodge singing Fah Who Doraze, Dah Who Doraze, and they went over to join in the magic of Christmas. Probably a Lesbian was nearby and got caught in a fire, though. Dark Magician Girl took out her spellbook and tossed another copy of it towards Kaiba’s Incest Fetish, who gave it to their Spellcaster. I guess Veronica Lodge was popular tonight, because the Heroin Smuggler? give her another gift, if you know what I mean, and Veronica Lodge felt extra refreshed. Then My Name Isn’t Alice walked up to Veronica Lodge and started telling the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. Veronica Lodge was very interested and stayed two-thirds of the way through the story, but then the Sex Dungeon Owner throw some dice and gave both the Dark Magician Girl and his own Warrior some enhancement pills. The Sex Dungeon Owner then winked at I Thought BDSM Stood for Buddhism and Screw the Rules, Kaiba Programmed Me!, and @belluchi started singing Sexy Back. I Thought BDSM Stood for Buddhism gave their poké ball to **Veronica Lodge, and their Warrior-type appeared next to the Dark Magician Girl and have her a hi-five. The Dark Magician Girl, still a little dusty from her coffin, drew a magical circle on the ground and gave some viagra and duct tape to Kaiba’s Incest Fetish’s Spellcaster and Aesop’s Fable’s Spellcaster. A comet also came out of the sky and struck the Rope Bunny. Finally, the Court Ferm walked over and did a rain dance in front of Veronica Lodge, making her feel energized and refreshed. Then she gave some boxing gloves to her Fairy. Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark also gave a necklace to the Court Fern’s Fairy.

The Fried Wyan Fan went to the Altar of our Thigh Goddess Ishtar and placed a Holy Grail at her feet. The horny magic of Ishtar’s thighs caused the Fried Wyan Fan, Rope Bunny, Court Fern, Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, Veronica Lodge, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Fishing Pole Enthusiast, and Damseled, Probably to get an endorphin rush. The Fishing Pole Enthusiast also picked their nose, then ate it and spit twice.

At the card shop, Damseled, Probably was giving the Anthrocon Attendee a back rub. Damseled, Probably also got Wrong Generation in a headlock, took a peek at their deck, and stole a card from them. Kaiba’s Invest Fetish was also in the card shop, and Damseled, Probably peeked at their deck too. Nearby, I’m a House, Duh took their Machine-type to the orthodontist and got some new headgear. My Name Isn’t Alice gave a gingerbread model of The Alter of our Thigh Goddess Ishtar to Alex Murphy’s Fiend-type, who happily ate it, and to the Heroin Smuggler?'s Fairy-type, who was not hungry.

Next, everybody gathered around Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, who was about to a very bad New Year’s Eve. First, the Fishing Pole Enthusiast tried to hook Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, but they shook that shit off and sent them a howler in response. Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark sent their Fiend-type to attack the Rope Bunny, but I’m a Mouse, Duh sent their Machine-type to unleash a shockwave, blocking the attack! They then got a pendulum and hypnotized Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark’s Field-type, weakening it! They then sent their Machine-type to attack Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark’s Fiend-type, but Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark offered their Fiend-type as a tribute and fired its soul at the Rope Bunny, greatly wounding her! Suddenly, eyes appeared around Domino City, and the Court Fern’s Fairy-type rushed towards the Rope Bunny to attack, but got blocked by the Sex Dungeon Owner! This wasn’t a problem, because Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark tributed the Court Fern’s Fairy-type’s soul and shot it at Alex Murphy, greatly wounding him! Then Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark said "I’ll use Pot of Greed and draw two cards**, but nothing happened.

Alex Murphy rushed in with their Fiend-type, who suddenly got an oil change and a new suit of armor and became a Machine-type! **Alex Murphy told their new Machine-type to attack Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, but their monster’s soul attacked them instead, killing them! Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark also healed a large majority of their wounds. Then the Sex Dungeon Owner rolled some more dice and their Warrior grew again, and they attacked Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark! Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark said “you’ve activated my trap card!” but Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here! stomped on their shit and wrecked it, damaging Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark’s life points right before the Sex Dungeon Owner’s Warrior attacked, killing Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark! As they died, Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark vowed vengeance and said “I am the darkness” before vanishing. For good measure, a meteor incinerated the spot where they stood, and Anthrocon Attendee send their Dragon-type to attack the crater, and My Name Isn’t Alice sent their Fairy-type (who had new shoes) to attack as well, but nothing happened. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest then walked up and wanted to play video games with Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark, but they were unavailable.

Meanwhile, Casper the Friendly Ghost decided to be a peeping tom and spied on Wrong Generation’s bedroom. They also had a second pair of binoculars and looked at Aesop’s Fable, who was trying to invoke some Angels We Have Heard on High to spread good vibes, but Casper the Friendly Ghost shut that shit down and then gave themselves a blowjob. Finally, they went back to their goblin friend who struck a deal, but the goblin accidentally gave a gold star to a gay Italian before running off to suck Kaiba’s Incest Fetish’s dick. I’m a Mouse, Duh also went to give Kaiba’s Incest Fetish a double dose reiki session, making them feel refreshed. Kaiba’s Invest Fetish sent some imps to pull the weave off of the Court Fern and the dead Alex Murphy, but there wasn’t much to do except stare at the sorry state of affairs. Unfortunately for Kaiba’s Invest Fetish, summoning imps is dangerous work, and they coughed up a lot of blood.

Don’t Call Me Gaga cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the Disney Magic Kingdom and stuck their Beast-type inside, turning it into Peter Cottontail! Then Peter Cottontail threw some carrots at the meteor crater where Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark stood, but they were @LateToTheParty. The Pink Panther emerged from the Disney Magic Kingdom and investigated Damseled, Probably at the card shop, then transformed into their Fiend-type and returned to the Disney Magic Kingdom. Another Pink Panther emerged and this time followed around My Name Isn’t Alice and transformed into their Fairy-type before returning to the Disney Magic Kingdom. However, since opening a theme park is expensive, Don’t Call Me Gaga’s bank account balance dropped a lot.

The Rope Bunny, very happy to have made it through the night, was minding their own business when Wrong Generation showed up in front of them and tossed a helmet into the air. The helmet turned out to be their Machine-type monster, and suddenly four more machines appeared next to it and they combined! Then Wrong Generation plugged their Machine-type into their Metagross and proceeded to attack the Rope Bunny four times! The Rope Bunny said “you’ve activated my trap card!” and suddenly a mirror appeared, but Wrong Generation’s Machine-type just blew up their Trap Buster and shattered the mirror! It looked like Wrong Generation’s attacks were going to go through, but then Gertrude appeared and saved the Rope Bunny, blocking Wrong Generation’s remaining attacks!

As the sun began to rise, the Dark Magician reappeared by the Rope Bunny’s side, and Heroin Smuggler? went to suck the Rope Bunny’s dick again. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest went to their laboratory and created a new lego piece. The D and E hung in the sky, and as the Rope Bunny, Court Fern, and Fishing Pole Enthusiast walked past the meteor crater, they felt a little uneasy. The Court Fern then went to visit The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest to give them a new card. Likewise, a new card appeared in the Rope Bunny’s deck.

Deaths

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@LeiCiel AKA Baby Loves to Dance in the Dark AKA Yami Bakura the Serial Killer has been defeated.

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@TMFM AKA Alex Murphy AKA Bandit Keith and a member of the mafia has been defeated.


Spiria has been defeated.

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @gamingbro1
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
  13. @Gou
  14. @kayonov
  15. @Argon
  16. @ACExDiscostu93
  17. @nobody625
  18. @Bow-of-Sacae
  19. @The_Wyandotte
  20. @Minutiae
  21. @Lost_Field
  22. @Agayracer
  23. @Rationale

Will send out PMs shortly.

The next lynch will occur in 48 hours, on 2021-01-03T17:30:00Z

And actions are due 2021-01-04T14:00:00Z

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Day 3 Lynch

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As long as this round is in session, this thread is for lynching only.

At the start of each day phase, there will be a poll to lynch. You can revote at any time; however, when the poll closes you will no longer be able to cast or change your vote. Typically a lynch will do 2000 LP of damage to the target player, so it isn’t always an instant kill.


Submit your night actions via PM that I sent you, according to the deadline below.

Deadline to lynch: 2021-01-03T17:30:00Z

Deadline to submit actions: 2021-01-04T14:00:00Z

Everyone has 1 free pass on forgetting to submit actions. After that, the penalty for failing to submit actions will be losing half of your maximum HP (rounded up). Inactivity is a hindrance to the game.

11 votes needed for a lynch

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Day 3 has ended with @Nytfall getting lynched

Actions for N3 are due in our PM by 2021-01-04T14:00:00Z

Mentions
  1. @babytuis
  2. @TMFM
  3. @F2J_Hell
  4. @Souljia_Bitch
  5. @bluebell
  6. @Waifu69
  7. @lordhelpme
  8. @Nytfall
  9. @terranort_asashin
  10. @gamingbro1
  11. @LeiCiel
  12. @ArtificialSky
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Night 3 Story

Story

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As the citizens of Domino City celebrated the death of the halfassed Serial Killer who didn’t manage to kill any of them, they failed to notice the large A that appeared in the sky, next to the big D and the E. Many thought it was just Drug Enforcement Agency flexing, which made the Heroin Smuggler? so nervous that she forgot to submit actions for the night.

The usual shenanigans continued, this time with Kaiba’s Incest Fetish and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest kidnapping Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here! and giving each other pedicures to smooth out all those callouses from running around town at night. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish also summoned their old pal, the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe, to bless Domino City’s inhabitants with the magic of Christmas. Nearby, Aesop’s Fable held hands with Kaiba’s Incest Fetish and Casper the Friendly Ghost and sang Fah Who Doraze, Dah Who Doraze, making their hearts grow three times as large. A fire also burned Wrong Generation, who was inside the card shop with Damseled, Probably, Veronica Lodge, and I’m a Mouse, Duh. Damseled, Probably gave Veronica Lodge a super valuable monopoly card and snuck some peeks at Wrong Generation and I’m a Mouse, Duh’s decks before letting them go. She Is A Hot Hoe ! also snorted some essential oils, summoned another winged-beast, killed another tech CEO, and got new pointy nipple armor.

That was just the start of Wrong Generation’s night, though, because hoes were angry. Before anybody could beat them up, though, Don’t Call Me Gaga enjoyed some tea and drew two cards, then My Name Isn’t Alice skipped in with their Fairy-type monster passed out gingerbread models of the meteor crater to Wrong Generation, the Fishing Pole Enthusiast, the Rope Bunny, She Is A Hot Hoe !, the Fried Wyan Fan, and Don’t Call Me Gaga. Nonetheless, My Name Isn’t Alice, She Is A Hot Hoe !, and Wrong Generation felt extra refreshed and satiated. Then My Name Isn’t Alice and started telling a fairy tale, Frau Trude, to Wrong Generation, which made them cry. They ended up being tears of rage, though, because then Wrong Generation activated The Seal of Orichalcos! She Is A Hot Hoe ! was like “nah fam” and tried to mary poppins that shit away, but it didn’t do anything. Then Wrong Generation’s monster then spawned for more components, each containing the mark of the Seal, and assembled. Then Wrong Generation’s monster attacked The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest laughed and said “you’ve activated my trap card!”, which was the Ring of Destruction and the Ring of Defense!. The Ring of Destruction attached itself to Wrong Generation’s monster and exploded! This explosion was compounded by the lightning that struck The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, Casper the Friendly Ghost, and She Is A Hot Hoe !, destroying their monsters, the Blue Eyes White Dragon and Sengenjin! Fortunately for She Is A Hot Hoe !, their Harpie’s Hunting Ground saved their monsters from certain destruction.

As the dust cleared and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest’s life points remained unharmed thanks to their Ring of Defense, something came out of the dust cloud and clobbered them! This would have been a lethal attack had had Probably a Lesbian not rushed in and summoned their Millennium Shield to save The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest from three attacks! Then the Millennium Shield broke and its pieces scattered among the game’s hostiles, unlocking new toys in their kits for N4 and onwards. Wrong Generation’s monster attacked a final time, finally killing The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, but Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here! protected them and restored their life points. A new card also appeared in Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here!’s deck.

The citizens of Domino City let out a sign of relief as Wrong Generation’s attacks ceased and they retreated, but then Damseled, Probably commanded their Fiend-type to power up and attack The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest, killing them for real this time! Then Damseled, Probably picked up the card that The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest dropped and looked at their fiend-type, who was waving its tongue around like Taz. The Fried Wyan Fan and Fishing Pole Enthusiast also started to ransack The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest’s deck, taking the cards they thought were the prettiest.

With that over, Probably a Lesbian shot cannon fire at Casper the Friendly Ghost, damaging him, but powering up Probably a Lesbian’s Zombie-type. My Name Isn’t Alice got some new shoes for their Fairy-type and flung them at Veronica Lodge, bypassing the Dark Magician Girl and attacking their life points directly! For the )chibi Legolas with a snowglobe_ softened the blow a little. Then the Dark Magician Girl got new shoes.

The Fishing Pole Enthusiast picked their nose a few times while all of this was going on, then send two weak Aqua-type monsters to attack Casper the Friendly Ghost, but the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe weakened each attack just a little bit. I’m a Mouse, Duh touched their boobs to sense what was happening in the sex dungeon. Casper the Friendly Ghost also struck another deal with their goblin, who took another detour to suck an Italian dick, but this Italian had crabs, so the goblin went on their way to give the Rope Bunny a proper blowjob. The Rope Bunny was a nervous wreck, so they appreciated this.

The Fried Wyan Fan gathered the Fishing Pole Enthusiast, Court Fern, Rope Bunny, Veronica Lodge, Damseled, Probably and Casper the Friendly Ghost around the temple of our thigh goddess Ishtar and they all drank from the holy grail, feeling extra refreshed from the mana infusion. Then the Friend Wyan Fan drew a coat of arms and summoned their Fairy-type monster! Their monster immediately snatched up the Dark Magician Girl as an offering the our thigh goddess Ishtar, and when the Dark Magician Girl tried to activate her trap, the Fairy-type was like :feh_clair_nou: and ignored it! Then the Dark Magician Girl got chomped in half and the Fried Wyan Fan absorbed her energy, powering both his own Fried Wyan addiction and his monster! The chibi Legolas with a snowglobe gave Veronica Lodge its blessing, though.

The Anthrocon Attendee summoned some more sheep and sent one over to graze at the Rope Bunny’s pastures. The Rope Bunny was like, “thanks, I guess” and sent their Dark Magician to attack Wrong Generation! But before this could happen, Veronica Lodge jumped in to give a spellbook to the Dark Magician, powering it up! But it was still weaker than Wrong Generation’s monster, and the Rope Bunny took damage! Fortunately, the Dark Magician wasn’t destroyed and the chibi Legolas with a snowglobe was there to sprinkle to fairy dust and make the boo-boo hurt less. Veronica Lodge also gave a spellbook to Damseled, Probably.

She Is A Hot Hoe ! watched all this happen and smh my head decided to clean shit up for herself. First, her monsters got into a triforce formation, then in a Birb Ramsey formation, then their dragon attacked Wrong Generation, just barely having enough ATK to destroy it, but a booger intercepted the attack! She Is A Hot Hoe ! tried again with her other monsters, but each attack got blocked by a booger! Frustrated, she threw her hands up in exasperation and gave up for the night.

As the night came to a close, the Rope Bunny, Fishing Pole Enthusiast, and Court Fern walked by the meteor crater and felt a little uneasy. Kaiba’s Incest Fetish and Have No Fear, Amy Rose is Here! were crying by The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest’s grave. However, the Dunames Dark Witch reappeared by the Court Fern’s side, ending the night in the glow of the DEA-sanctioned moonlight.

At the end of the night, Casper the Friendly Ghost’s monster Sengenjin revived, and his life points replenished! (GM note: my mistake. It shouldn’t have been destroyed. Future maf kits will be simpler :crazy_face:)

Deaths

@rationale, a member of the town and the holder of Obelisk the Tormentor, has been killed.
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Dark Magician Girl has been killed (again)
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Sengenjin has been killed
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