Crystals descended over Spike and the Soul Purloiner, enveloping both of their Earth monsters before disappearing like dew.
Clueless activated his spell card, fusing Eureka! Water Dragon with his own Wind monster to form a new Water monster! Then he sucked his own dick twice, restoring his life points to full. Seeing too much healing and not enough blood, Spike decided to take matters into his own hands and buffed his Earth monster, then sent it to attack the Demon Twink, who had just finished robbing another jewelry store. The Demon Twink had their Wind monster ready to defend their life points, but Spike’s Earth monster bypassed it and attacked the Demon Twink directly.
While this was going on, Damseled, Probably decided to give Clueless a lecture on the values of being f2p btw, then sent a decoy to protect them. Switching gears, Damseled, Probably decided now was the time to draw blood, so they picked up some rollerblades from the graveyard and gifted them to their Dark monster, then sent it to attack Fleurs de la lune’s Dark monster. Before the attack connected, Steve used their spell on Fleurs de la lune’s Dark monster, halving its attack! Fleurs de la lune’s Dark monster shrugged off the attack and reflected the damage back to Damseled, Probably’s life points! But Damseled, Probably was an Obelisk Blue student and wasn’t gonna go down that easily—they activated their
whale powers trap card and ate 400 to negate that damage, saving them from certain death.
「 」gave Mulan a gecko.Steve took a hard look at the Soul Purloiner. King of the Storm picked their nose again. Queen Witch took King of the Storm to the library and read them for filth for not submitting actions again. The Heartbreaker installed parental control on Fleurs de la lune’s computer. And contorted themselves to rub their own back, because they’re insane like that.
But this brief interlude was doomed to end.
**** ordered their Dark monster to attack Fleurs de la lune. Like last time, Fleurs de la lune’s Dark monster avoided getting destroyed, but Fleurs de la lune didn’t take any damage from the battle! That said, a dark angel hit Fleurs de la lune for a few points of direct damage, but thankfully their Dark monster was still around. Satisfied with their work, **** gave the Soul Purloiner a nice new pack of playing cards. While this was happening, Brawn showed up to give Fleurs de la lune the good stuff, although they both appeared a little anguished.
Feeling confident with their new booster pack, the Soul Purloiner sacrificed a dumuzid and sent their Earth monster to attack Steve! Unfortunately for them, this was kind of a silly suicide mission, as Steve’s Earth monster had more attack points anyway. It easily destroyed the Soul Purloiner’s Earth monster, slightly damaging their life points.
Kaos said “enough of this shit” and decided to take matters into their own hands, buffing their Dark monster and ordering it to attack Fleurs de la lune! However, the same story happened, and Fleurs de la lune’s Dark monster left the battle unscathed; however, we couldn’t say the same for Kaos’s life points, which were nearly wiped out by the thorns that retaliated! After this, the Demon Twink shattered one of their jewels and went to suck Fleurs de la lune’s dick.
King of the Storm ordered their ??? monster to attack ****'s Dark monster, but **** took a long, hard look at them before cracking a smile. That said, Dark monster was easily overpowered by the ??? monster, massively damaging their life points!
At the end of the night, Damseled, Probably returned the rollerblades to the graveyard, and Clueless’s Water monster disappeared as the sun rose above Duel Academia. Mulan charged Clueless’s phone, sucked his dick, and told their Earth monster to protect him for the evening, although he wasn’t attacked, bruh.
Just when the students of Duel Academia thought they’d successfully survived another night, Spike’s monster exploded. Suddenly, a wand appeared in the sky before them; Spike yelled “stop”, and the wand landed upside-down. It shot him with a beam of light, killing him!
And somewhere in the city, as the life drained from the fifth Duel Academia student, the pages of a book were finally complete, and the ultimate weapon with the power to unite the dimensions themselves was born…