The night in New Domino City began as it does after an angry mob lynches one of their own, and our residents commuted home from work in peace, passing GO and collecting $200 (except for Damseled, Probably, who got pulled over by Blue Lives Matter, and for She Is A Hot Hoe !, who got pulled over by and had to show their driver’s license); Anthrocon Attendee picked up $400 instead. thought happily about the gift basket they’d sent I’m Lost earlier that day. The Gacha Stole All My Money autofellatiated. gave She Is A Hot Hoe ! the good shit.
Madeline Ashton invited Loose Screw, Friend to Shinx, and into her fortune-telling tent and read their faces.
**Madeline Ashton** also told **Misaya Ouji** a sad, sad story about an atrocious day in her past.
(See the Day 3 interlude for the contents.) Damseled, Probably looked through traffic cameras. Breadtuber lost more money rolling the gacha. Fortunately, The Gacha Stole All My Money finally got some ROI on their ominous habit and dropped a crystal ball on Damseled, Probably just as they were passing by. You Guys Have Motorcycles? gave Zooming Through 2020 some good shit. She Is a Hot Hoe ! dug up Dobrynya’s grave while listening to Me Against the Music. Totally Not Hisoka took Damseled, Probably on a playdate, but a hit Totally Not Hisoka, hurting them a little. Zooming Through 2020 gave They Had Us In The First Half a power drill.
Tsukiwhome ordered their 2* monster to protect the Peeping Tom and parked their 3* monster in front of They Had Us In The First Half. Misaya Ouji invited Madeline Ashton into the woods,
but she refused.
And then the night got busy.
Madeline Ashton ordered their 10* monster to attack They Had Us In The First Half, but Friend to Shinx sent their 3* monster to blow in its ear, seriously damaging its murderous intent.
Then **Madeline Ashton**'s 10* monster attacked **They Had Us In The First Half**, bypassing their monster! **They Had Us In The First Half** would have been dead had **Misaya Ouji** not been there to suck their dick. Clinging to life, They Had Us In the First Half retreated into their garden, damselling Damseled, Probably by dragging them in there. Ever the opportunist though, Damseled, Probably lit a flashlight.
Then They Had Us In The First Half commanded their 1* monster to dig up the 6* Dragon Queen of Tragic Endings that was in the graveyard, tossed it a single rose, and chanted:
Wings with the color of crimson. Thorns sharp as a needle. A dragon from the ancient past. Rise and show us your Destructive Beauty. Synchro summon: Black Rose Dragon!
Unfortunately, showed up and shot them in the head, but fortunately They Had Us In The First Half scared her off with their power drill! They Had Us In the First Half’s 7* monster now enveloped Damseled, Probably’s 9* monster in a coil of roses and imploded, destroying Damseled, Probably’s 9* monster for good! Two roses appeared on the ground, which They Had Us In The First Half plucked.
I’m Lost rolled a dice and got a 2! Then they chanted:
Limiter Removal, Level Five! Regulator Open! Thruster Warm up, OK! Up Link, All Clear! Go! Synchro Summon! Come on! Tech Genus Hyper Librarian!
shot I’m Lost in the face with a cannon, damaging their life points a good amount. I’m Lost’s new 5* monster then gave some books to Zooming Through 2020, who was confused
because zoomers don’t know how to read. I’m Lost put on their sunglasses and ordered their 5* monster to attack Damseled, Probably, but Big Tipper was shaking their cakes nearby, so I’m Lost’s 5* monster attack Big Tipper’s 2* monster instead!
And this is where the night officially gets…this round was a mistake.
Big Tipper’s 2* monster escaped into the FEH section, leaving Big Tipper defenseless. Seeing an incoming attack, Big Tipper activated their trap card, which stopped I’m Lost’s attack and sent them to the FEH section, killing them!
Breadtuber decided to fight online radicalization with a new chant:
"The dead and the living…The moment they meet at zero, the demonic dragon will be released from the cage of eternity! Synchro Summon! Come forth, Infernity Doom Dragon!
shot them in the face, inflicting serious damage, and Breadtuber’s new 8* monster exploded, killing Madeline Ashton!
Like a good whore, Big Tipper didn’t know that you’re not supposed to sleep with cops, and so when Blue Lives Matter felt themselves get aroused by Big Tipper’s bouncing cake and gay panicked, things got bad.
Blue Lives Matter chanted:
Behold, this is the power of authority! Synchro Summon! A surprise encounter, Goyo Guardian!
Blue Lives Matter sent their 6* monster to attack Big Tipper, severely damaging Big Tipper. But got retribution for the
gays whores and shot Blue Lives Matter in the face. Blue Lives Matter then got in their car on their motorcycle and blasted their siren right next to Madeline Ashton’s corpse.
Anthrocon Attendee was inspired by all the silly chanting and didn’t want to be left out, so he spoke:
When the door to the world opens, the ancient war god will raise up Mjollnir. Shake the earth and appear with the roaring thunder. Synchro Summon! Descend, Thor, Lord of the Aesir!
She appeared when I searched Thor’s Japanese name on Pixiv and I had to I regret nothing
Quite unfortunately for the Anthrocon Attendee, the devil works hard but works harder, and she shot them with her cannon, taking a massive chunk of damage out of their life points! Anthrocon Attendee ordered their 10* monster to attack Madeline Ashton’s corpse, which it did, gleefully.
Totally Not Hisoka scared Damseled, Probably and sent them into a panic. Somehow, they managed to keep their wits about them and order their 1* monster to dodge the attack that You Guys Have Motorcycles? had just ordered!
decided it was time to get serious, so she, too, began a chant:
And she ritual summoned her 4* monster into an 8* monster! Then crowned herself yet again and ordered her 8* monster to attack the Big Tipper and Breadtuber, killing them both! Breadtuber activated their Infernity Zero, allowing them a day’s reprieve before heading off to Deadchat.
Loose Screw wanted in on all the fun and began chanting:
Gathering stars will call upon a new force! Become the path its light shines upon! Synchro Summon! Show yourself, Junk Warrior!
But nothing happened. Embarrassing. Loose Screw ordered their 3* monster to take out their frustration on the dead Big Tipper. also attacked the dead Big Tipper.
As the night came to a close, shot laser beams at a bunch of random people once again! Peeping Tom dodged half of them and They Had Us In The First Half fought them off with their power drill.
If you thought that was it…you sweet summer child.
was minding her own business when she came across Breadtuber in the graveyard. Breadtuber ordered their 4* monster to attack Their 4* monster was terrifyingly strong, and 's 8* monster was instantly vaporized and would have been left for dead had it not been for her crown, which healed her and damaged Breadtuber a little bit as they fled into the night.
At the end of the night, I Write Sins And Tragedies could be heard chanting…
Transcending five thousand years time, the doors of the underworld will open once more…
@ShinxDaSphinx, AKA Madeline Ashton AKA Misty Tredwell and a member of the mafia, was defeated
Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua was murdered by the trees
Black Rose Dragon exploded
Fortune Lady - Earth was exploded on
T.G. Hyper Librarian reverted into Cyber Magician and vanished alongside @Alex11
Infernity Doom Dragon exploded
@terranort_asashin, AKA Breadtuber AKA Kalin Kessler - Crash Town and a member of the Town, has been killed.
@ArcanaApocalypse, AKA Big Tipper AKA Andre and a member of the Town, would like to thank everyone for making their dream so joining Deadchat a reality.
Copy Plant is on cooldown
Goyo Guardian reverted into Jutte Fighter and is on cooldown
Thor, Lord of the Aesir reverted into Guldfaxe of the Nordic Beasts and is on cooldown
Ruin - Queen of Oblivion reverted into Djinn Cursenchanter of Rituals is on cooldown
Banished to the FEH section (also dead)
@Alex11, AKA I’m Lost AKA Bruno and a member of the Town, was banished to the FEH section (read: has been killed)
Uni-Horned Familiar has been turned into B!Eirika and will not be coming back
Night’s End Sorcerer has revived.